Blog post?
Oh.
Here's an interesting conversation I had the honour to hold with an alien.
Me: Tell me more abt urself
Piglid: Noob
How humble of him. I do know that non of his stats win mine, and I can be considered as 'owning' his ass, but no one in the right mind would call himself a 'noob'. The only plausible explanation is that he is an alien, since mental patients won't play Runescape--Runescape is mental enough.
Enough of that Runescape BS. I'm blogging about whether photos can substantiate a blog post or not.
I look around me, and I know. Now that was a snippet from the song 'Home'. But that's beside the point.
There are humans who'd make their blog posts, and post a picture along the way. And refer to the picture. Very artistic. Even though I'm not visually-talented, I can discern dick from pencil, and I really appreciate such people's efforts in making their blog posts meaningful.
Then again, there would be humans who'd cut to the chase and just dump you with a shitload of pictures. You'd be left in wide-mouthed wonder at the jawdropper, as the only words provided would be 'Here are some pics of me in my ____' (____=shop/swimming pool/any place where slacky activities can be held).
Why slacky? Think, and you'd know that it's slacky because there's no way a boss would allow his employee to take pictures of herself*1000, and allow her to post them on a blog.
Unless she already made out with him.
So what to pictures paint? A thousand words? Screw you, shove that adage up ur arse and never take it out again.
Why? Because if you simply chunk a shitload of pics, no one can sieve through that pile of wastage and piece together a coherent story. What's worse would be the caption, or lack of caption. And the images would often have very convenient titles, like 'Image001, DSC0 1020'. Thanks for telling us in numerical order, your help is gladly appreciated.
Oh by the way the 1020 is a picture of my saw-like foot.
Which reminds me--My right foot got busted. If I'm a photo-blogger, I'd be posting pictures about the rather gross wound, and the unfortunate non-existent readers might actually puke their hearts out.
Then there are people who'd simply chunk a video at you and ask you to watch it. I have nothing to say, except that I know of porn websites that would last me a lifetime, and I won't die of boredom of them. I would die of stupidity from the videos that are posted and passed off as blog posts though.
Then there are the dry-words, no-crap kind of bloggers. Why can't they bother themselves with posting pictures, and perhaps videos?
They are just too lazy to bother with their blog. To them, their blog is a ranting place, or somewhere they vent their frustration on. People like yours truly.
So which is the most best kind of blogger, the one that makes high-quality posts?
Mine? Photoblogs? Videoblogs? Artistic people?
If a choice had to be made, of course I'd like the last options.
I'm sure you would, too.
Right?
Problem is, no. Blog posts can never be substantial. They can't be important if they can be blogged about.
They have a hidden agenda, to sway your thoughts, to make you believe in something, to tell you to do something, suggest, hint, coerce, blah blah. Like, 'Oh, I'm blogging about Yap Chien now, because I just uploaded his videos onto youtube and he'd become famous very soon and Avril Lavigne would marry him' as he wished so.
So please, support my ASM in his bid for fame, and spam refreshes on his video links.
Blah blah.
There you go. You just underwent a brainwashing sessions without realizing it. Don't tell me you did, I know you didn't.
That, multiplied by several hundred times, and you'd be sort of changed. Subconsciously at least.
Which is why I hardly read blogs. I mean, I'd just skim through them, read the first paragraph, find that the blogger is mutilating the English language, Alt+F4 that link immediately, only to have Mozilla Firefox telling me that I'm attempting to a window which has more than one tab.
That shows that I've lost my rational approach towards blogs, as too many people are blogging, and yet no one is killing them.
Till now, there are only 6websites I would most certainly visit when in a day.
No. 1: Mozilla Firefox home page.
No. 2: Runescape.
No. 3: My blog.
No. 4: Some girl's blog.
No. 5: Maddox.
No. 6: Stickpage
No. 7: Porn websites
Seriously, these websites are my top-clicked websites. Your blog won't be in, because your English isn't as good as any of those sites.
But that would depend on who are you.
Damn. I'm tired. I shall go sleep.
-- 12/26/2007 11:19:00 PM
