Mickey Mouse chainmail.
The post title is 'Mickey Mouse chainmail'.
You know, sometimes I really hate my name. Alastair. It starts with 'A' as can be seen. 'A' is like the first alphabet. And humans are lazy and stupid and normally don't bother thinking before sending chainmails.
Being stupid, they send chainmails. Being lazy, they send chainmail to the first few people in their contact list.
Thanks, I seriously need chainmails to brighten up my day. I need the curse of Mickey Mouse.
This is the crap I get in my email:
THIS EMAIL HAS BEEN CURSED ONCE OPENED YOU MUST SEND IT.
You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at
12:00am, by Mickey Mouse. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly
get out of it and delete it now because Mickey Mouse will come to you if you
do not send this on. He will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your
eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom
cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when
they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake
and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to
hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been
seriously hurt by this email?
CASE ONE -
Annalise Richmond :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it.
And now, Annalise dead.
CASE TWO -
LouiseWhitefield: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the
morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain
felt, though she is scarred for life.
CASE THREE -
Thomas Crowley: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was
lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V
misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off
several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and
there he was, Mickey Mouse standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a
knife in his hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.
Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Mickey Mouse.Mickey Mouse.'
Mickey Mouse... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE
NOW CURSED We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO
JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE
TONIGHT? If you send this email to...
NO PEOPLE - Your going to die.
1-5 PEOPLE - Your going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your
life.
5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you
will die.
15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Mickey Mouse
** DO NOT FORWARD COPY AND PASTE. RENAME THE SUBJECT ' Mickey Mouse'
Know something? Even I am scared.
I'm cursed by an email.
This guy is seriously stupid. I'm talking about the sender. The instruction given was to 'RENAME THE SUBJECT 'Mickey Mouse''
Yea, that he did. Oh wait, he didn't. He simply left the subject nameless.
Now you know who to blame if this guy 'allanlui' dies.
His stupidity.
Let's say that this curse is very powerful, and the moment I sleep would be the moment I stop breathing.
Yea? So obviously I have to follow every instruction given to me to avert this impending disaster, since the world consists of only me and chainmails, and that passing this chainmail on to others and cursing them would save my own skin. I mean, what's 25lives compared to mine? I'm the only person fit to live on Earth, the 25victims I curse can all die for all I care. Their deaths would somehow indirectly cause the population to decrease, and so electricity bills would become cheaper, allowing me to play Runescape 24/7 at a cheaper rate.
Yet this idiot chose to leave the subject matter EMPTY. Oh no, he's going to die! Someone save him and his stupidity please!
As if someone this stupid deserves to live.
K let's move on from the subject matter to the email itself.
Hmm...crap. I'm going to die at 12.00am tonight. Sorry, my information above was wrong--I will not die the moment I sleep, I would meet my maker when the clock strikes twalfth.
Man, what a gruesome way to die, getting killed by Mickey Mouse!
As according to the email...
He will slit my throat and wrists and pull my eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang my dead corpse in my bedroom cupboard or put me under my bed. What'd my parents do when they find me dead? It won't be funny then, will it? So I cannot think that this is a fake and that it's all put on to scare my because I am wrong, so very wrong.
I must save my own skin and help kill the others, and they would end up like the cases below.
Oh wait. What a weird name, Annalise Richmond.
I certainly will anal all who spam me with such chainmails.
Oh wait, they're not worthy of my time. (So..why'm I typing this?)
Oh, she died. This means that clever people die young. There are Chinese sayings that goes like that too, stuff like '英年早逝,天嫉英才'
Damn. This means I'm going to die young. Screw it.
And I wanted to anal Annalise Richmond.
CASE TWO
Deep lacerations on each wrist, and she won't die nor feel pain.
Great job.
CASE THREE
Man this is getting so comical I can't go on anymore for case three.
Wow. I didn't know Mickey Mouse had a son. So he screwed Minnie?
Great job.
And you can see the number of humans I need to send this curse to if not death awaits.
I shan't deign to point out the fact that '1-5 PEOPLE' has 2 effects, and that case 2 and 3 sent almost the same amount of email.
Oh wait. I just did.
Such curse mails simply shows the level of maturity the starter and the victims have. By victims, I mean the people who do pass it on.
Hey, grow up kiddo. I don't need such stuff choking my inbox.
I won't mind those mails that pass on a certain religion or faith, because it's in goodwill that the friend sent them in. But I won't carry on those because, well, I'm not into religion.
This email sent is definitely a malicious act, aimed at giving me nightmares and not sleeping for fear of the treat Mickey Mouse has for me.
I strongly urge you readers to show how stupid you are by sending such stuff on.
Man. I hate allanlui. I don't even know him, he's my cousin's friend or something, and he spams me with such curses.
This reminds me of Sadako. No, I don't mean the cat prowling around in my tagboard.
I meant the one in the video tapes.
What, you have to show the video to 4humans, and you'd be safe and not die from Sadako's evil 'climb-out-of-the-TV' stint.
Saving the 4humans would mean a16humans afflicted with the curse. And you just have to multiply by 4 each time.
As everyone knows, humans are the most selfish bunch of living things alive on Earth. Tracing back to the origin of the line would be simple.
There's only need for one human to be involved. Saving his skin, he would pass it on to 4 people, thinking that 4humans missing from the world would definitely not be as substantial a loss as his own life.
Little did he think that the 4humans would think the same way, and they would pass on the video to 4 more humans each.
There you go. The power of 4.
This curse mail is the power of 16.
Imagine the damage it would cost if it's real.
1*16*16*16*16*16*16...
A lot of humans would die.
And it's not that hard to see that it's the first guy's fault.
Being a selfless person, I decided that I shan't harm anymore humans with selfish acts like that.
I will die, for the *16 more people who would die if I did send this curse on my contacts.
I am such a great magnanimous man.
Now you humans don't have to fear anything. This blog post is not an email and the curse would not be in place since...well the first sentence of the email explains it all.
Hmm. Perhaps I should come up with a blog curse. It'd go something like this:
THIS SITE HAS BEEN CURSED ONCE YOU ENTER YOU MUST TAG.
You are now cursed. You must tag or you will be killed. Tonight at 12.00am, by Barney. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Barney will come to you if you do not tag. He will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funy then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because you are wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear some of the sad people who lost their lives or had been seriously hurt by this cursed blog?
CASE ONE -
Analized RichHuman: She got to this site. Rubbish, she thought. She closed the window, and went back for more anal sex.
And now, Analized is dead.
CASE TWO -
LewisTheBear: He tagged crap, and when he woke up in the morning, he was turned into a woman. Luckily he became a complete she, and can conceive, though that's not what he/she wanted in the first place.
CASE THREE -
Arystar Krory: He spammed. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching television, waiting for sex, when the clock cuckoo-ed 12.01am. Weird. Clocks don't cuckoo at 12.01am.
Something is wrong, and the television 'misteriously' flickered off, and the bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, and Thomas look below. There it was, Barney. Arystar Krory was riding Barney! He could not take Barney's urge, and fainted after several thrusts.
Warning...NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Barney, Barney, Barney...I WANT TO RIDE YOU!'
Barney would appear in the mirror and stare at you as you pee. Turn around, there's nothing around you. Nothing but the mirror reflection.
Don't sleep. If you do...refer to case three.
So now you must tag. Tag seriously. I don't know what does serious mean. But just heck it and fucking tag.
Freaked out yet?
-- 12/09/2007 12:58:00 AM