I need sleep.
Haven't blogged for some time. Not that I'm busy with work, but that I'm busy reading manga. It's not like Oda decided to mass-produce like 483 new chapters of One Piece, but that I've started on another manga. Should have done this during the holidays, but no point lamenting over the waste of time.
This scene is quite funny:
Yea, Naruto.
Anyway, I realized that kids these days don't know the importance of sleep. OK, most humans don't. School, CIP, homework, tests, blowjobs, sex, all take up too much time of their lives for them to afford the 1/3 of the 24hours they should take to rest.
Sleep seems most dispensable, because they don't see the importance of it.
'Aiya don't sleep a bit never mind one lah.'
'Homework/mugging/sex more important.'
And I quote Tracy: Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee.
I've been only getting around 7hours of sleep per weekday these days, with school and all. I'd like to have 10, but that's a luxury that I can only afford during school holidays. Which means that I can't relate to it anytime soon.
Let's talk about why sleep is so important. I think I've talked about this many times before, but you must realize that I have nothing to talk about, so I have to dig this topic up because it's some health week or something.
People normally feel that they can do like 5hours of sleep every day. They feel perfectly energized after long terms of short sleep, and they think that they are not sleep-deprived, but they don't know that their performance suffers. I've 'been there, done that', so I understand. It was when I slept like 4hours per day because I had to play Runescape last last year. Ah, the sweet innocence of being a secondary 3 student. How sweet, pure, young and innocent I was, back then..ohh the memories simply flow back.
Cutting the crap, let's move on.
(I love using this example, sorry.)
I have a friend who took very little sleep every day(if any). Once, we were both standing because we were late for lessons, and he was swaying. His body was totally swaying, and he looked very unstable. When we finally got to sit down, I told him my observation and he was dang shocked. He didn't know that lack of sleep could impede his sense of balance.
And whenever I tell this story to my other friends to make them sleep earlier, they would say:
'No lah it won't happen to me one.'
'I am different.'
And I'm like wtf?
Ever wondered why you get so blur at times? Ever wondered why you can't absorb anything the teacher is saying? Ever wondered why you don't do well for your sexaminations even though you studied hard for them?
The answer: You're stupid. No, seriously, you're stupid for not knowing how to sleep. I can't really be bothered trying to chase people off their computers and to their beds(I don't really bed people that often, not my type of thing), so choose how you wish to live your life:
1) Sleeping like 4hours a day and hope that you can maximize your every day 20hours, but failing to do so because you simply don't have enough energy or mental stamina to live your 20hours fruitfully.
OR
2) Sleeping like 8hours everyday and be able to maximize the 16hours per day left to you, with great energy and stuff and not appear like listless the whole day.
Choose to be sleep-deprived, and you're screwing up your own life without knowing it. And I shoukldn't bother about it because it's your life you're screwing up, though I don't mind screwing you. Provided you're screwable.
I need/want my 10hours of sleep.
-- 2/23/2009 10:04:00 PM
No crying in front of girls.
Here are some things that a guy shouldn't do:
1) Cry in front of a girl. Crying is a form of relieving your emotions, but it's also a form of helplessness. If a guy were to cry in front of a girl, it'd mean that he's helpless about something. If he's helpless, what should the girl with the thing he's helpless about? Unless he plans to anal himself, I don't see how the girl can come into the picture.
Which is why it's unacceptable to cry in front of a girl. You can share your bad sexperiences with a guy(and cry it out, which would be quite gay), but you cannot cry to a girl. Crying can be seen as a desperate way to ask for help, and guys shouldn't be asking that from girls.
2) Howl and cry at the foot of an overhead bridge in front of a girl. You're embarrassing the girl, and yourself, and whichever school you're from. There's never a need to cry in public areas. Come to think of it, what can bother a guy? Besides sexual frustration, I can't think of a better reason to cry.
It's OK to ask for help from a girl. Like, 'Hello, I don't know how to do this question, can you help?'
But it's totally unacceptable for a guy to howl like that. A guy should never snap in front of women. Imagine: guy with girl walks along the streets, girl gets snatched by a mob, mob proceeds to dark alley to rape girl, guy howls and cries and stones in the middle of nowhere.
Or: guy with girl stuck in a fire, guy stands there and howls and cries.
When you have a guy and a girl, females have the prerogative to cry. This is what I believe in. Guys should be the emotional support of women, and not the other way round(because guys don't have much emotions in the first place, namely happy and horny).
A man needs to be able to make his female companions feel safe. Crying and venting your frustration on a woman doesn't help in that. I'm..disappointed in Mankind, to say the least, for the poor show of gentlemanliness in the above act.
This week passed pretty quickly. I wonder why, too. Ah screw it I feel like sleeping.
And I hope I do get into bowling, if not I'd have to join harmonica(provided they accept me). Chess club trains till 8, and that sucks. And I've lost my touch in chess. In the past, I didn't think that my chess pieces were in the way of my other chess pieces. Now, I can't coordinate shit. :c am sad.
-- 2/19/2009 11:11:00 PM
It's time to hook up girls in England.
Many of you would probably have heard about the 13-year old father in England, who fathered his son/daughter(I can't remember) with a 15year old alleged whorslut, given the number of sex partners she has despite the low-quality face she has.
Here and now, I should start to practise writing for GP essay. Here goes:
I am jealous. After approximately 16.5years on Earth, I haven't had sex with anyone yet. If a 13year old boy can have sex, and even father a child despite not having any financial capabilities to support a family, why can't I, after 17years of education?
It's time for me to go to England and try my luck.
End.
Seriously, I think it's quite crappy to have sex and father children immediately after puberty. I also don't understand why the girl in question wants to have sex with a 12year-old boy. I'd think that the boy's dick is still too small, and sexual stamina is 'not there yet', so he can't provide enough sexual satisfaction, right? So why go for a small little boy(small, in more ways than one)? Maybe that's why she supposedly had sex with more than 3 local guys, because one small little boy isn't enough for that nymphomaniac of a woman.
She should get to know me, because I can pleasure women well (;
Note the plural form used. I can do, like, dozen-somes, and I'd be the only guy and be able to handle the heat. Try me (;
Not the point.
Anyway, it's very depressing and damaging to my ego when kids are screwing around and getting other kids pregnant while I'm preserving my virginity for my special someone. :c
Oh yea and there's an insect/animal/thing that live underground for 17 years before surfacing to mate. It is an article on 'Wild Sex', Straits Times, at the back of the main paper or something. And at the end of it, it wrote 'This is an animal that believes that sex is worth waiting for.'
It's been 17 years. Sigh. I want to go to England.
OK I'm going to write out my plans for my future:
1) Do dang well for A's, and get to a good foreign university, like Cambridge, preferably with a scholarship so that the costs of the below wouldn't be subsidized.
2) Hook up with a random girl and have sex and procreate.
3) Hook up with another random girl and have sex and procreate.
4) Hook up with a third random girl and have sex and procreate.
5) Hook up with a fourth random girl and have sex and procreate.
6) Yea you got my point. It's tiring to type.
Oh yea, which reminds me of the noobs on Runescape threatening to report me for not replying to their stupid questions like 'What are your combat stats?'
I mean, I'm an effing level124, if they really want to know what are my combat stats, just check the highscores lah. They are up on the highscores anyway, so I don't see why they should ask me. I know Runescape doesn't exactly get the sharpest tools in the shed playing it, and that stupidity knows no limit, but I can't imagine the luck I have to meet those noobs 24/7(I play 24/7). If I were to dao them, they would go:
Noob 1: He's botting.
Noob 2: Botting? What's that?
Noob 1: It means that he's using programs to play.
Noob 2: So does it eat food for him?
Noob 1: Yes, but this is illegal, he can be reported for this.
Noob 2: I'm going to report him.
The problem here is, my character is a female, which explains why they are all noobs.
I'm tired of not being a father, and I'm tired of being accused of botting, and I'm tired of watching fillers in Katekyo Hitman Reborn. It is time for suicide.
Some guy I'm interviewing hinted that my English is bad. I shall bankai on that idiot. Screw him.
On a lighter note, I hope that I get more free periods tomorrow so that I can charge my phone.
OK no such thing, I don't have free periods tomorrow, but it ends at like 1245, so no harm done.
OH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I met a cute girl in the playgruond yesterday while I was playing with my cousins(I'm a family man, but I'd prefer creating families), when I met this 2 cute girls. They were like talking amongst themselves and I gathered that one was called 'Xin Yi', and the other 'Ah Yang', or something along those lines. Xin Yi is the cute one who played ice and water with us(nostalgic eh?), and she treated me to some of the water in her water bottle((((((:
She is very fun, and I like. What I fear though is for her safety. I mean, I could be a rapist and she still dares to come so close to me? What if I gag her and pull her to some remote corner and rape her? Not that I'd actually do it(not that you'd actually know, either), but that possibility, sexists(I hate putting an S in front of exist, it becomes another word entirely :c).
Anyway, when we were leaving, the Xin Yi was like 'Are you coming back tomorrow?'
Me: Nope. Why, you want me to play with you ah?
Xinyi: *pouts* then next week?
Me: Aiya you want me phone number?
Xinyi: *nods furiously*
Me: *blabbers phone number*
Xinyi: *catches no ball*
Me: BYEBYE (:
Very cute (:
She's 10 years old, or so she said. She looks 10 anyway ((((:
-- 2/16/2009 07:41:00 PM
Observations of male courtship.
On Friday, the OGs were split to watch different local movies, and we were watching Singaporean Dreaming. Or Singapore Dreaming, not very sure of the name. I can't remember names very well.
So there was this guy seated quite near me, one row down, and from another OG. There were some supposed touching scenes in the movie, where humans are not supposed to laugh out loud. I mean, it's OK to remain unmoved, its OK to smile at the scene with tears in your eyes, it's OK to just stone(like remaining unmoved), but it's a bit wrong to laugh out loud. The scene isn't even that funny, but that guy just laughed as if his life depended on it. I can't fathom how his sense of humour(if any) works, because a humorous person would be able to understand what is humorous and what isn't. I think that I am a very funny person, and I didn't manage to laugh at that scene, so I'm inferring that the guy laughing out loud isn't being funny.
So, why would he be laughing? Why should he be laughing?
1) To attract attention.
2) For a blowjob from a hot female of the student population because people who laugh during touching scenes are worthy of blowjobs from hot females.
3) Sex in a toilet with a hot female of the student population, for the same reason as 2).
I understand that being a bit brainless does exempt you from many things, because ignorance is bliss, but there's a line that he crossed and it's an understatement to just say that I'm 'a bit disgusted'.
This is the kind of person who would laugh at gory images, car crashes, and the like, because their definition of cool is such.
'Zomg he laughed at the victim of the pyschopath when the victim got decapitated. That is so cool because normal people would be wincing away, but he's laughing, so he should get a blowjob! Or my virginity, because it's worth giving my first time to such a guy!'
Typing it out makes me feel stupid, so I don't even know why people like him are able to actually act it out and not feel stupid.
Oh wait, that might be his level of intelligence in the first place. Laughing at such scenes = being clever.
Win already, him.
I thought that that was what primary school kids do. I mean, I do remember laughing about things that weren't laughter-inducing, just to attract attention, but I think that being 16-going-17, I have matured, or at the very least, that I am way past that stage wherein laughing at inappropriate times = attracting attention.
I guess that's a form of male courtship anyway. It's like peacocks strutting their wonderful plumage, but instead of plumage, he shits all over the place. Winner.
He also had the cheek to say that I was random. I made random comments to Terence, not to the entire student population as a whole, but I guess my voice carried. He wanted to tear my face apart for it. I think it's because my jokes and randomness are more humorous than his, and that I don't shit all over the place unlike him, so he used me to cover his own shit? Don't know what to say about that, but I'm guessing that he sucks at lifeskills. Pot calling the kettle black.
I'm thinking that it'd take me a long time to get used to co-ed. I still think that co-ed is just wrong. But we all live in a wrong world, so I think I'd just have to get used to it.
Question is, how much would it affect me? In Cat High, I did a lot of weird stuff. I attract a lot of attention, but people can't accuse me of attracting attention because that would mean I am as straight as a rainbow, and I'm guessing that I am not like that. Now that I'm in a co-ed school, I might be labelled as attention-seeking, like the guy I mentioned above, and more people would blog about 'that idiot'(referring to me, duh).
Now, should I change to suit the surroundings or change the surroundings to suit me? Is there anything very wrong about my character? Would me being noisy be detrimental to anyone? Is it OK to do what I enjoy doing?
Should I care about what others think of me? Would I become a public enemy?
Do I care?
School officially starts tomorrow, with lessons and all. I hope I don't die.
-- 2/15/2009 02:11:00 PM
V-day 09
Happy Valentines day, even though I don't know what's there to be happy about. I mean, it's just another day.
More importantly, happy birthday BW (: hope you enjoyed the BBQ just now wahaha. And to WC, too. ((((:
It's definitely good that we're still going strong despite going into different JCs/polys.
Normally I'd be dang pissed and fierce and touchy over the fact that I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend/sex partner, but I'm not really that bothered now. I guess I've matured, and that I've seen the light.
What's there to be pissed about? You see couples around anytime, anywhere, anyhow(doing things). It's not an exceptional sight on Valentines--it's not like Hungry Ghost Festival, where the ghosts are released for one month. Couples have Valentines everyday, so I don't see a point in the 'celebrations', or hyped-up affair, but I can live with that.
Let them enjoy the attention for one day per year, why not? Everybody happy.
Lonely people are more sensitive during such seasons. They look out for all the couples and emo to themselves, thinking why is life so unfair to them by depriving them of the chance to love and be loved. They forget that they have friends, and that a sex partner/boyfriend/girlfirned =/= their world.
Seriously, having an intimate friend of the opposite sex could certainly be a very interesting and enriching sexperience, in more ways than one, but that doesn't mean that being deprived of that sexperience spells the end of the world for you, or that you should emo because others get to sexperience it earlier. Or that you should emo because you were with someone last year but you lost that someone this year. Or whatever it is.
After all, it's just another day, and like New Year and Chinese New year and festivals like that, I don't bother witht messaging people about how blah blah blah blah.
And perhaps I shouldn't even try looking for a girlfriend in AJ. Or rather, I shouldn't even bother searching for one. After all, teenagers these days aren't able to stick to a partner for long. 2-3months = dang zai. I'd rather stay single and concentrate on studies(that says a lot) rather than try and find a girlfriend. Such things should come naturally--I have many more years to wait anyway.
And being without braces feels weird. I just feel so..naked. And light. I haven't felt my teeth for a a long time. Oh and the interesting thing about removing your braces is that hardly anyone notices it. Not even friends you're with for like 4years. I can understand though. People can only notice when you put on braces, not when you get them removed. That's because being without braces is the norm, wearing braces is abnormal/subnormal, and removing the braces returns the brace-wearer back to normal.
Normal isn't noticed. I like it when people lag when I give them my big smile, which normally cramps up my face. They won't know why I'm giving them that toothy grin, either.
Speaking of grins reminds me of smirks. I was walking home after the end of orientation finale, which was very high, when something rather weird happen.
I don't normally walk with my spectacles on, so when I saw this girl walking with a blue-yellow shirt, I quickly put them on. The person wearing the AJC PE T-shirt was my neighbour(she lives on the same block, same floor, and I know of her sexistence), bur I don't talk to her at all.
She was eyeing my pants, and I was dang turned on. Joking, she was trying to read the 'AJC' on the top left hand corner of my pants(when I look down on the pants), and I knew she's my neighbour(she was with her boyfriend, too), so I simply smirked at her. I like the concept of smirking. It's sort of an all-knowing grin, and I like being all-knowing.
OK quite a shitty post. But somehow, on my way to the BBQ, I managed to enlighten myself and not get depressed by the fact that I'm a lonely man. With the above reasons I guess. Aiya such things should come naturally one. So let's not bother about it until it comes. It is like Sleep. Sometimes you suffer from insomnia, but you can also have narcolepsy. So yea. Don't bother thinking about what could've been, because being all hypothetical amounts to nothing.
Don't think my break would be coming soon though, I'm quite sure that girls don't have a good impression of me. When I don't smile, I look fierce and foreboding. When I smile, it's when I'm keesiao, and that's bad. When I'm neutral, I'm cracking yellow jokes and making sexist comments. I am too colourful. Wahaha.
Argh. The lack of sleep is getting to me.
-- 2/15/2009 02:01:00 AM
I can finally lick the whole of my teeth.
-- 2/12/2009 11:58:00 PM
I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
Here's a fucking funny video. I'm trying to tone down on my vulgarities, but if I were to use the f-word to describe a video, it most probably is good. (;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE&feature=channel_page
Very sexist though, and I like sexist stuff.
Here are the lyrics:
http://www.videosundry.com/jon-lajoie/show-me-your-genitals-2/
And this one is for people who watched 2girls1cup.com:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxp3zqIqO68&feature=channel_page
Please lah, those are youtube videos, and you can't ever see porn on youtube.
I can't remember much of the past week. A lot of crazy stuff happened, I lacked in sleep, but here are some highlights, which I can recall.
1) Couple-dance. I blushed furiously. It's madness how one can blush to such an extent. Rather ungentlemanly of me--if I didn't act awkward, my partner probably won't feel awkward too. And so I can safely say that I am to be blamed for being an ungentlemanly piece of shit. Hoooops.
I still don't like the idea of couple-dance though. It's out to embarrass people, in ways more than one.
2) Metal coating removed. I feel naked without them. Food still gets stuck though.
3) Best OG (:
College CIP wasn't sexactly a very fun sexperience, because we did something identical in Cat High(collecting newspapers and stuff). It's just that we're paired up with senior females, and we're supposed to follow them all around the place and carry the stuff and never allow them to enter any houses alone in case they get raped.
Being a protective, chauvinistic male, I think I did that job pretty well. I have a..fierce face, to say the least, and I think I can scare people off.
Was rather high at the finale of orientation week, but it's quite sad. We're going to have classes like next week, and I hate having lessons. This sucks. :c
I hardly have anything to blog about currently, and maybe I should bash v-day. But I'm rather tired now so that should wait. Or maybe I should outgrow that stage of bashing v-day. Or maybe I should get myself a boyfriend and feel better about it. Or get some hot guy to engage in some hot anal sex with me at some dark alley. Sounds like fun.
Very sleepy now, so I shall end here. I hope all the couples out there are happy making love in the air. Please remember to use precaution--safety is the top priority.
-- 2/11/2009 11:14:00 PM
Tie you to a tree.
Shit. I was talking to Bengheng yesterday and it never occurred to me that there might be female schoolmates of mine reading my crude writings. Too used to Cat High, hoooops.
I mean, there really isn't much of a point caring about the noise made by females when I write crude stuff, because I won't have to face them anyway, but whoa. This could be scary.
Best to keep this blog a secret. Just in case. I mean, with me blogging about how I'd love to tie people to a tree, it's just wrong. Hooops.
I should seriously tone down on my language and actions. With females around, I feel weird. I feel even more weird when we have to play games. I feel like a primary school kid.
Co-ed is just so wrong.
Another very bad thing about co-ed schools is the school song. Look at Cat High's school song. So Chinese-fied, and it has a very..majestic(?) feel about it. I like. It doesn't sound like a pop song, the lyrics doesn't repeat, there's no such thing as a 'chorus', and it's all in Chinese(and I don't know all the lyrics, I just mumble through some).
It is always a joy to shout out the song, because it isn't high-pitched. I mean, the people singing are all gentlemen and have deeper voices. Not much of a problem.
But look at AJC's school anthem. Sounds more like choir to me. There are females thrown in to disrupt the market. It is disturbing. I cannot reach those high-notes. I feel disturbed. It reminds me of my Rivervale Primary school song. Not that the lyrics are childish, but that it's just as shrill.
I am getting sleepy even though it's only 10.42PM. I feel weak. There is something wrong with my body and I cannot tahan for much longer. I am getting raped on Travian, and I feel tired fending off these gayshit aggressions.
Oh yea just a random question to the men: What do you look for in a girlfriend?
There are many people who come up with hypothetical characteristics such as 'intelligence', 'character', 'faithful', blah blah blah. Not many men would openly state that they only like chiobu-s.
Unfortunately, all men, ALL men, are visual creatures. Or maybe they cockeye, hence the saying 'beauty is in the sight of the beholder'. I always screw that saying/idiom/adage(I can't remember which), so forgive me if I screwed up.
When people use that, they are implying that the man in question is cockeyed. It's that simple. It is time for One Piece
-- 2/10/2009 10:33:00 PM
Screw the long pants.
Male peacocks go around strutting their stuff to impress the female population and boost their chances of copulation.
How different are humans from peacocks?
Humans always try to distinguish themselves from animals. Truth is, there are needs that humans need to satisfy. Like Sex, and eating, or both of them combined(having sex while eating). Doesn't really make sense.
OK but anyway that's not the point. Look at the males for example. Being brought up in Cat High, I hardly have any sexperience with women. But I still do crazy stuff like drinking coke with a fork, and doing The Final Countdown. Although I'm as straight as a rainbow, I don't feel the need to 'impress' the male population of my school--I get people to laugh at me because I like to have people laughing at me, not because I want a blowjob.
With the addition of an orgasmic load of oestrogen, I think that my moral values and principles would start to erode. I don't want to become someone who attracts female attention. I don't want to become like a peacock(I hate birds). Yet I know that soon enough I'd be doing things with the intention to, um, attract the females. And some of you might feel that I'm being a hypocrite by saying all these(it sure would be fun to have female attention (;), and I can't help but agree. After all, I'm a morally degraded man who does stuff like shouting 'BLOWJOB' in the canteen. (;
I suddenly want to go back to Cat High, because you can be crazy there. And it's fun. And it's short pants. I can't stand long pants. I don't find it constricting much, but I feel that my balls are sweating. And my legs were just sweating like shit. I don't know how people survive that for 4years in secondary school.
Oh and the PE pants are like shit. There's this piece of shit that covers my underwear totally, so my hair can't be seen when I zou-guang. That sucks. Look at Cat High pants. Free underwear sightings 24/7.
Horrible.
-- 2/09/2009 09:02:00 PM
Pick-up lines.
Hello, school has been fun but I suck at pick-up lines.
I mean, here's a choice of my original pick-up lines, and if you're a female you might be very disturbed. Tried and true:
1) Hello! I'm interested in you, are you interested in me? (;
I love winking at people. That phails though.
2) Hello, you look interesting, can I get to know you better? (;
Again with the winks. I think I'm too crude and straight to the point.
3) Hello, can I have you for breakfast/lunch/tea-break/dinner/supper? (;
Enough said.
Hello, I phail at talking to girls. You've probably heard about the say-louder game, but here's one which is more disturbing. I was talking to Beng Heng, and the content goes:
'Hey girl, would you like to suck my cock? (; or would you prefer me to pleasure you with my dick?'
And a Crescent girl turned around to diao me(I was backfacing her), or so I heard. Hoooooops.
I cannot do racist comments anymore, and I think I'm going to be sued for sexual harassment very soon. I mean, I can't watch my mouth much. It has a mind of its own, see? There was this weird game in which we're supposed to act like we're watching a movie and I shot off with a 'Whoa we like watching porn like that', before realizing that my voice carries and that oestrogen is present.
Anyway, the past 5 days was filled with people appealing, leaving the ranks of AJC, and the like. Then I see them putting up stuff like 'WHOOOOOOOO I GOT INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!1111!!!!'
I mean, what the hell, you got into AJC, you appealed into another JC(humbling yourself in every sense of the word--OH PLEASE TAKE ME IN I'D BE YOUR DOG, I'D DO ANYTHING, I'D SUCK YOUR COCK, PLEASE TAKE ME IN), you bathically begged to get into a supposedly better JC and you're bragging about it. Is there any honour to be gained from that? Fun ah? AJ that bad ah? I mean, it's the supposedly 6th best JC in Singapore, and its standard is very close to TJC(my sis was from TJ), so why are you whining?
And there would be others who go like 'Shucks I got this shitty results, I don't know what to do with my life anymore..'
If your life is dictated by the number of A1s in your O levels results slip, you don't have much of a life. Screw you to hell, literally.
Which is why Singapore's education system isn't that good in this sense. Students are taught only to study, and life revolves around paper qualifications, therefore people go suicidal when they don't get good results. Isn't a very bad thing actually(makes people work hard, meritocracy and the like), but still, people should know when to strike a balance. Life =/= studies. If that were the case I'd be dead long ago.
Let's talk about government policies. I took some weird survey a few weeks back about the SARS outbreak and what I think were flaws in the government's plans.
Problem with people is that they always think that their plans are the best. I'm not only referring to Singaporean's mentality, but the underlying human nature. It's true that people are born critics. They like to find flaws in plans, and harp on it, and accuse whoever made the plans of not being conscientious enough to clamp down on the flaws.
I'm not being some pro-PAP person, but I'm writing this reflection on human nature. There's always something to criticize, something to ridicule. I'M THROUGH THAT STAGE WAHAHAHA. OK that was me criticizing human nature.
By the way, criticise or criticize? I like Z.
And I got a few pick-up lines from Hao Qin:
1) Is your father an alien? Why are you so out of this world?
2) Sit on my lap and we shall talk about the next thing that pops up.
3) I forgot.
I shall eat women for lunch on Monday. Note the plural form used.
-- 2/07/2009 09:17:00 AM
Aquarium.
AJ's been fun, but I feel stifled there somehow. There's this atmosphere about it which makes me feel very troubled, and my balls shrivel in fear. Maybe it's because I'm not used to it, or maybe it's because I don't even want to go school, or maybe there's something wrong with the school(or the school people), but either case, it's scary. I'm scared :c
Had a slacky day today. Come to think of it, most days are slacky. Had the subjects talk, and I could've walked out of the school gates at 8.45AM because I don't take physics, geography, history, blah blah blah.
But couldn't, because official time of release for JC students is 12.15PM, and so I had to stone until then. Had a school tour while wasting time, and the library was a nice place to spam time in.
You can't enter from the first floor, and the overall impression was that the people inside were fishes while the library is an aquarium, simply because you can't enter from the first floor, and you can see everything going on inside, and you can only enter from above, like aquariums. I guess, but the impression was there and it was fun.
So upon entering the library, we started tricking other people to try to open the library doors on the first floor, which were locked. We made a lot of noise and socializing, too. It was fun, and a bloody waste of time. But oh well, you can't sexpect too much.
Had a lot of fun in the canteen too. It's fun when you start playing the say-louder game. Terence was saying 'Pubes', and I shouted, and he shouted, and I shouted, and he couldn't follow. I sometimes forget the sexistence of girls. The Cat High people even sang me a birthday song for no reason =.=
I guess that was fun. I was threatening James to pass me something of his, and it was something like 'It's either anal sex with lube or without lube, your choice.' And I discovered oestrogen and it was a shocking revelation. I sometimes forget how it's like to be in a co-ed school, and I don't think that fact would change soon. I think it'd be damn sad when I have to wear the AJC uniform though. It's a symbolic change from single-to-co-ed, and I don't like it. :c
Time for anime.
-- 2/03/2009 09:39:00 PM
First day in AJ(that rhymed).
Wow. Girls. ((((((((((:
I slept through the whole of today, because I didn't have the energy to listen to talks by local universities and teachers telling us about subject combinations. I mean, I need like 8hours of sleep everyday and school is sapping away at the very core of my soul, and I can't have that happening without the slightest resistance like sleeping in the auditorium.
Bah. I'd have my sleep when I want it.
The girls are rather much of roller-coaster rides: some are chio, some are..not so chio. It's quite fun to see the place spammed with Cat High guys though, this way I won't have to find friends because I'm an anti-social piece of shit.
But there are certain drawbacks in this school, like, we can't make racist comments(not that I'm racist). I feel like as if I'm having a huge part of me locked up. :c
And there are girls with very short skirts. I don't know how they do it with uniforms, or rather, I don't know what's the point in fleshing their thighs in school, but I find it hard to find a place to put my eyes where I can ogle to my heart's content without looking too much like a pervert. It takes skill, and I hope that I can master it.
It shure is weird in a mixed school--I can't make my gross comments out loud without the victim blushing. The blushing part doesn't happen in Cat High.
OK. Time to get a girlfriend, because people go JCs only for girlfriends. And sleep. I mean it as in I want to sleep now. So yea. TTFN.
-- 2/02/2009 11:40:00 PM