Chronicles of Rat.
Part 1
Rat had never found himself handsome or aesthetically pleasing. He didn't have much of a figure either. He was in shade only because round is a shape.
Every time he looks into the mirror, he can only see some piece of shit staring back at him. Perhaps this is because he didn't have much confidence in his face and figure. All the Fs.
Everyone around him seemed to be having sex on a daily basis, enjoying it while he's left behind. No one cared about him, because they already had their own sex partners. Or mass orgies, and everyone was careful to exclude Rat and his small dick.
He did not want this to carry on. He couldn't face the prospect of being a virgin for the rest of his life, because undoubtedly he would not have a wife given his appearance. He thought that there was no way out for him, because even plastic surgery can't perform miracles for him. He was that bad.
He knew that there was no way out for him. He wanted to die, to end his life because he was too ugly to live on. He was sorry for treading on the same earth as other humans and wishes to be reborn as a clam. But for him to be reborn, he needed to end his life. Just as he was about to take the plunge, some divine power threw him a fruit. In a husky voice, the sound of the above tugged at his heartstrings:
'Dear Rat, I've tried to give you a better life by giving you such a face and body. You are a fucking horny person, and your life could only go downhill if you were to have sex. You'd become a morally degraded man; that was a screwed plan I tried to change for you. But I don't wish for your death. So I hereby throw you this fruit, the Horny-Horny fruit, in the hopes that you would put it to good use. After consumption, you would live an entirely different life. But do practice discretion.'
A weird horn-shaped fruit landed on Rat's head, and he fell unconscious. Upon waking up on his bed with the fruit by his side, he wasted no time eating it. It tasted horrible and he fainted.
The next morning, he felt damn weird. Rat awoke with a boner and creamed pants. He had a wet dream, and was proud. He wanted to make it happen, and as promised by the above, he tried out whatever was unlocked to him on a random, beautiful passerby. Her name was unimportant, what mattered most is the potential satisfaction to be gained. He leered at her and locked her eyes in his gaze while she felt an overpowering charm exude from him.She had never been so turned on before, and when Rat signalled for her to follow, she did as ordered.
Part 2
She followed him to his house, not knowing why she became so subservient to a man she barely knew. The only thing that kept her going was the moistness between her legs, and the fact that Rat was the source for her physical torment and need for relief. They reached his house as he fumbled for his keys. Men undergo the torture of lack of hand-foot-eye coordination, whatever the combination's order is, whenever they get blood swinging down to their lower body. A real pain in the neck, but nothing is fair in this world.
Rat didn't know how else to proceed. He didn't know how to control his powers, or fully utilize his fruit's ability yet. But he played by the ear, and was more than happy to end his virginity on the hot young woman that was quivering in anticipation on the sofa. Not knowing how to proceed and not sure whether or not she would consent to his violation of her, he started caressing her hair slowly, before moving to her face. All the time, she was groaning, her pleasure heightening with every touch he administered. Soon, he become more bold and reckless, as is the characteristic of males with lesser blood in the brain, and slowly unbuttoned her blouse. Her assets, which threatened to pop out previously, made their shy debut after being free from the fabric which held them back.
Seeing this nameless woman's skin free for him to touch intensified his need for sexual satisfaction. Knowing that he has the rights to every part of her body, he decided to violate it as forcefully as he could. He didn't want his first time to pass by without inflicting pain on both parties. Emboldened, he made his move to remove the remaining material which differentiated humans from animals.
Author's note: Can I skip the part about stripping and the sex? Because my description and England is of the phail kind.
After they were free from any form of inhibition of body movement and contact, they moved on to explore each other's wonderland.
Part 3
He couldn't take it anymore. He needed to inside her, and sex knows no boundaries. He was the embodiment of sex, and he knew nothing about her, nor what he could or could not do. He just wanted to achieve breakthrough with her, he didn't want to know her name, he blah blah blah blah.
After the foreplay and foreskin teasing, he brushed his shaft along the lips at her waist only to find it well lubricated by Mother Nature's own invention for such lust. He pushed into her and felt a bit of resistance, almost as if something was blocking his way to glory. He then realized that the barrier was her hymen, something that shouldn't be too rare in Singapore.
Did you know that the average age for Singaporeans to lose their virginity is 18.4years old? Probably not, because I'm not sure either. Somewhere along those lines. Anyway, Rat knew that hot girls like her should have lost her virginity long before that, so it's either she's a lesbian or she's severely underage. He didn't know and didn't care anyway. He simply popped her cherry and pushed deep into her. Perfect fit.
The thrusts started and after awhile he felt something clutch his member. She came! Whoohoo! Not that he had a huge brother, but that he got her so horny that it happened. Whoohoo! I don't even make sense anymore!
He came too. He didn't have sexual stamina to keep up with her lust for more than 3minutes. What a loser. No wonder he was a virgin till he gained his ability.
(OK it's just that I don't know how to write. =.=)
After the deed was done, he simply collapsed on her as his seminal fluids exploded spurt after spurt into her. He couldn't care about whether she'd get pregnant or not, he just wanted to feel good. And he did.
Soon he knew how to fully utilize his ability to liquefy and melt women with his erotic gaze. If you didn't realize, the sentence before this is stupid. Anyway, he knew how to lock a woman in his gaze and control the amount of horniness she should feel and when she should cream and when not to. He was Sex in pure form. Somehow. He couldn't help but feel that the divine power helped correct his life more than necessary, and was glad that such a life was made for him to live and experience.
It became a form of possession, a form of punishment for the people he didn't like. Like, when he didn't like a certain girl, he'd just lock her in his gaze and leave her lusting for him and asking for sex in the public. He liked how he was able to control people, even guys.
One fine day, he didn't like his teacher.
Note: My stories got moral values one OK. Shall only reveal it at the end of the series. Then maybe I'd compile them into one single post and archive it. Wait. Everything would be archived anyway. Che.
Part 4
Rat hated the teacher who stared back at him with her double chin. Totally disgusted, Rat didn't know how to react. He had no iFea how he was going to get out of his predicament for inciting hatred towards a fellow schoolmate. How could he tell her with tender loving care that he didn't do it on purpose; that C. Ken was so detestable that he needn't personally go around posting pictures of him on the web to get others to hate him.
Simply put, he didn't have a way to wriggle out of her vice-like grip. So he just stood there, letting her words wash over him without retaliating because teachers are always right.
Even with the prospect of caning, he didn't waver. He stood firm and blah.
Then he remembered his new-found powers. He didn't care that she was fat and ugly, he just wanted to use his powers to get her horny enough to excuse herself from him to go to the toilet to M. Then he'd be able to take a breather from her barrage of threats and whatnot. He just wanted to spew vulgarities of her in her absence. So he activated his Innocence and struck, a tad too hard. Oops.
The frog looked up at him lustily, and although Rat was not good looking, it was just like the adage(or idiom?) about the toad lusting after the swan's flesh, and that says a lot because Rat wasn't much of a swan. That's beside the point.
Frogger started stripping just outside the classroom, revealing her amphibian-ic skin and shit and stuff like that. Remember Snorlax? Yea, the magnitude is somewhat similar. Rat couldn't handle it anymore. He was already disgusted by the thought of her M-ing in some random staff toilet, and now she was stripping bare for his viewing pleasure, which wasn't very pleasurable considering her figure.
He wanted out. He regretted having gotten into such shit. Hell, even caning would be better was what ran through his mind. He felt almost as if Sex was obliterated from the Earth, and the prospect of recovering any possible boners near zilch. He even felt his dick shrivelling up and his balls contracted in disgust and fear of what the monster would do to it. Protective mechanism in play here. He didn't want to pop her cherry. Or have anything to do with her lower body.
He didn't have any faith in God, but he prayed for the torture to end. He didn't want to die right after having sex with the nameless lesbian from the previous part. He didn't want to lose his powers.
Frogger stood dripping wet in full glory(or lack of glory), in the public, in his prestigious school. Hell, he would've taken a picture of her and post it on random forums if not for fear that his phone camera would melt. And the visual pollution that would ensue from posting on online forums would make Singapore a sad place.
Sex itself felt humiliated by the work of Devil. Rat lost his ability to control horniness in other people and Frogger went into overdrive.
After the deed was done, Rat felt impotent. He couldn't stand anymore. He wanted out, he wanted to die once more. It says a lot when the embodiment of Sex gets thoroughly humiliated. He wanted to die once more. He visited the place where he gained the Devil's Fruit and wanted to jump. And once more, the divine voice reverberated within his very self...
To be continued.
Umm...this may sound pretentious and very hypocritical, but any resemblance to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental and any inconveniences caused is deeply regretted. Inconvenience meaning boner-less.
I skipped the details because
1) You'd be disgusted, and
2) because I would be disgusted, and
3) because I don't know how to.
I do hope my friends would be able to connect the dots.
Part 5
'Rat, I made you the second Sex God for a fucking reason, and not for screwing frogs. You're supposed to make the waorld a better place by making love and releasing oxytocin, or C
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2 through orgasming other females of the same species, and not making frog spawn. You suck. I regret having made you the bearer of the Horny Horny Fruit and of the orgasmic Innocence which I stuffed up your appendage while you were knocked out. Ever wondered why your meat goes green at times? Oh wait. Screw you. How dare you waste my efforts. Eat this.'
Bam! and Rat got knocked out cold. He woke up in the middle of the streets completely naked, but no one seemed to take notice of him. At the same time, he noticed his man meat glowing green. He attributed his invisibility to the glowing, and realized that he could control whether people could see him or not simply by restricting blood flow to the brain, blah blah blah blah blah some sophisticated piece of shitty science that doesn't make sense blah blah blah, that's why he can become invisible. Whoohoo! Now he can go to the females' showers.
Sexcited, he popped a boner and raped a random girl who couldn't see him. Of course she enjoyed every moment of it, being caressed and penetrated by something she can't see. Quite intriguing. If you watched 'Hollow man', it's about a man who..I forgot. Some experiment and he couldn't be seen and he went to rape his neighbour and wanted to rape his colleague. Whoohoo! And after the deed was done and he exploded into her spurt after spurt. Like the PSHIIIIIIIIIPSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPSHIIIIIIIIIIII kind. The whoohoo! kind.
He went back to school, determined to kill Frogger and C. Ken, but the sight of her repulsed him. Protective mechanism once more, something about her just makes people want to stay a radius of 5metres away. Scary ability with a huge AOE. He couldn't stand it, and he couldn't synchronize with his Innocence, and it's almost as if Kairoseki was against him. I forgot how to spell sea stone. I forgot the termloginoy, but readers know can already. He just felt helpless in her presence. He needed to get away before he gets raped again.
Rat then got to know that his good friend, Noj, in the forum case is in trouble. He wanted to help, and the only thing he knew was to get her horny, and it might go into overdrive once more. He didn't want Noj's virginity to be broken by Frogger, so he hinted Noj to get away from the area to leave C. Ken with Frogger alone. Then, he morphed his Innocence into the ranged form(he parasitic type), and shot a huge blast of green X(X because he didn't know what it was, he just wanted to get them to sex each other). Frogger and C. Ken started making out right there under the public eye, almost as if a person is eating on the bus without a care. There's nothing wrong with eating on public transports, just as there's nothing wrong with having sex in public. Seriously. So Frogger and C. Ken were locked in an intimate French kiss, getting turned on by each other more and more. Soon, C. Ken's school uniform was off and up up and away and whoohoo! and her hippo skin reflected her oiliness in full glory.
Rat and Noj couldn't take it anymore and ran away from that fearsome sight. But Rice took an entire video of the Sex. He had nefarious plan..
Part 6
So now Rice has a melted phone camera and the video of Frogger shagging C. Ken. Quite a scary thought eh? But it's video-ed and ready to post on forums and stuff. Rice had a hard time deciding whether or not to do it and decided to shelve his plans for now.
In the meanwhile, Rat was on his bus home when he saw yet another hot, after office hours lady. He was very much turned on, and wanted to settle things there and then because he was Sex. So he turned on his invisibility mode with her, and started with their sexercise. Moans could still be heard though. And the aroma of their love-making in a rather crowded bus was quite pungent and definitely outstanding. Thinking that the supernatural energy was gathered on the bus, people whipped out cameras and snapped away and took lengthy videos. They saw the sexers and took a video of them in their naked glory while they were oblivious to whatever was happening.
This was clearly Sex in overdrive. Ever realized how people always think about Sex? Ever wondered why people want Sex so much? Ever wondered why people can't resist the temptations of Sex, especially for the males? The problem is that people just can't control their physical needs. Sex is like breathing; it happens anytime, anywhere, anyhow, anyone. Except that breathing happens all the time.
Perhaps Rat would like someone in the near future, but that someone would definitely not like Rat, because Rat would have raped her willingly first. No man or woman can resist Sex in the form of Sex(that didn't make sense). But even if Rat did manage to get to have sex with her, so what? Having the key to her door doesn't mean that you have the key to her heart. I can even write that part out now, but there's no point.
Yes, it's an abrupt end to the chronicles of the Rat. Oh wait. Next year is the year of the Ox. I shall write about the chronicles of the Ox in the next Chinese year. Or maybe I should just write it now.
Part 7 (Finale)
Argh. I should end the Rat story properly:
OK so Rat went to another school one day and fell in love with some random girl whose name was...um..X. I can't think of a better name. So he met X and tried to make her fall in love with him without using any of his powers. But he failed. Sex was the only way of communication for him already. He couldn't do anything other than satisfy lust which he could easily ignite in others.
So he did it with her, and hoped that she would fall in love with him because of that.
But it didn't work. Sex and love are 2 different things, and no girl would fall for Rat no matter what because he wasn't the kind of man to fall for.
Then he realized why the voice from above told him to use his power wisely. He recalled with regret as he stood on the same rooftop what the voice from above told him:
'Dear Rat, I've tried to give you a better life by giving you such a face and body. You are a fucking horny person, and your life could only go downhill if you were to have sex. You'd become a morally degraded man; that was a screwed plan I tried to change for you. But I don't wish for your death. So I hereby throw you this fruit, the Horny-Horny fruit, in the hopes that you would put it to good use. After consumption, you would live an entirely different life. But do practice discretion.'
He realized that he couldn't control himself, he realized that he was nothing more than a fucking animal, and he knew that there was nothing he could do because he could get sex anytime he wants. Then he regretted eating that fruit, he regretted being a bearer of the Innocence, he regretted starting all these. He could only live a life of sex and more sex, where sex is his food and STDs is the price. There's nothing more to life for him, because his mind is all about sex and more sex and more sex time 3.
So what's the moral of the story?
1) When you get horny, you can't think properly and you're the weakest at the point of horniness. Be careful. Drugs can make a person horny. I think.
2) Sex can become a weapon if you know how to use it well. Look at Rat, he even made males horny just to get them away to wank. Ah, sex can waste time too.
3) Um. Sex is not a form of communication. It's supposed to be a show of affection, but nowadays people hardly make love; they just sex and more sex.
4) You've wasted your time reading the whole story because you didn't get horny. I labelled this as an erotica just to trick you people.
5) Don't let Sex take control of your life.
Alright concluded. Have fun. I'm going to do homework and kill spiders. They auto-attack.
-- 8/11/2008 12:40:00 PM