I have gotten a new name.
Only things of huge magnitude can shock me.And it so happens that my luck has increased and became so good I can get shot in the head and still survive.
Who in the world would have as much luck as me to win like millions overnight?
It's like a dream come true!
| CLP/ 24-DEC-4234243/009UK | |
| From: | Claims Department (grantclaimsdept07@windowslive.com) |
 You may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as unsafe | |
| Sent: | Tuesday, December 18, 2007 2:13:46 AM |
| To: | |
Dear Winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the announcements of this month's winners of the British Charity Promotion for November 2007. This promotion is sponsored by the British Lottery Foundations, We are giving out a yearly donation of £250,000.00 (Two Hundred & Fifty Thousand British Pounds) each to 15 lucky recipients globally.
These specific Donations/Grants will be awarded to 15 lucky recipients worldwide, in different categories. Based on the random selection exercise of internet websites and millions of supermarket cash invoices worldwide, you were selected amongst the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of £250,000.00 as a winning prize.
Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (CLP/ 24-DEC-4234243/009UK) in all discussions.
You would be required to send down the following information for the verification and authentication of your winning Prize with the information below:
1. FULL NAMES: __________________________
2. ADDRESS: _____________________________
3. SEX: ___________________________________
4. AGE: __________________________________
5. MARITAL STATUS: _______________________
6. OCCUPATION: __________________________
7. E-MAIL ADDRESS: _______________________
8. TELEPHONE NUMBER: ___________________
9. CITY: ___________________________________
14. STATE: _______________________________
15. COUNTRY___________________________
On behalf of the Board, kindly accept our warmest congratulations..
Regards,
Mrs Rasabell Crawford
British Promotion 2007
Therefore, I've been renamed, WINNER.
And I got yet another one, telling me that I've gotten 11.5million USD.
| CONFIDENCIAL/URGENT/ASSISTANT | |
| From: | hassan ahmed (hassan_ahmed0048@hotmail.com) |
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| Sent: | Friday, December 21, 2007 2:22:01 AM |
| Reply-to: | hassan_ahmed1200@yahoo.com |
| To: | |
FROM: MR HASSAN AHMED.
AUDITING / ACCOUNTING DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA(IBA/BOA)
BURKINA-FASO WEST AFRICA.
My dear I am contacting you in regards to a business transfer of a huge sum of money from a deceased account. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. I decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction.
PROPOSITION; I discovered an abandant sum of $11.5M(Eleven Million Five Hundred thousand United states Dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family. Since his death, none of his next-of-kin or relations has come forward to lay claims to this money as the heir. I cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines. Upon
this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased as all documentations will be carefully worked out by me for the funds $11.5M(Eleven Million Five Hundred thousand United states Dollars) to be released in your favour as the beneficiary's next of kin.It may interest you to note that I have secured from the probate an order of madamus to locate any of deceased beneficiaries.
Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of my mutual business endeavour by
furnishing me with the following;
1. Your Full Names and Address.
2. Direct Telephone and Fax numbers.
These requirements will enable me file a letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favour before the transfer can be made. I shall be compensating you with $4.6 Million Dollars on final conclusion of this project, while the rest $6.9Million shall be for me. Your share stays with you while the rest shall be for me for investment purposes in your
country.
If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you, I await your urgent email.
Regards,
Your;s faithfully,
MR HASSAN AHMED
(Bill and exchange manager)
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA).
AUDITING / ACCOUNTING DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA(IBA/BOA)
BURKINA-FASO WEST AFRICA.
My dear I am contacting you in regards to a business transfer of a huge sum of money from a deceased account. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. I decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction.
PROPOSITION; I discovered an abandant sum of $11.5M(Eleven Million Five Hundred thousand United states Dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family. Since his death, none of his next-of-kin or relations has come forward to lay claims to this money as the heir. I cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines. Upon
this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased as all documentations will be carefully worked out by me for the funds $11.5M(Eleven Million Five Hundred thousand United states Dollars) to be released in your favour as the beneficiary's next of kin.It may interest you to note that I have secured from the probate an order of madamus to locate any of deceased beneficiaries.
Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of my mutual business endeavour by
furnishing me with the following;
1. Your Full Names and Address.
2. Direct Telephone and Fax numbers.
These requirements will enable me file a letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favour before the transfer can be made. I shall be compensating you with $4.6 Million Dollars on final conclusion of this project, while the rest $6.9Million shall be for me. Your share stays with you while the rest shall be for me for investment purposes in your
country.
If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you, I await your urgent email.
Regards,
Your;s faithfully,
MR HASSAN AHMED
(Bill and exchange manager)
BANK OF AFRICA (BOA).
So how should I reply these two emails? They are definitely not scammers, since scammers certainly won't say that they are giving out money. Face it, which scammer would use money to lure you over? I mean, even the most foolish of scammers won't try using money to cheat you. After all, who gets cheated by such ludicrous deals?
So how should I unlock my fortune? Send over 1k SGD and hope that they would finish their admin stuff and send over all the money?
Yea. I know I won't get scammed this way. Who gets scammed this way anyway, I wonder.
Oh forget it. Allan Lui added me on facebook. I'm still contemplating whether to accept his invite or give a slap on his face by rejecting his arse.
I don't even know him. I shan't bother with him then.
Can't be bothered with facebook anyway. So many applications, it might as well become a game website.
And no online game can win Runescape. So screw it, and take ur facebook nonsense and shove it.
Allan Lui has yet to reply my email on whether I know him or not.
Oh this reminds me of the Golden-assed monkey I met while on my way home. This guy dyed his hair gold. And spiked it. How totally original and cool. I mean, if I were to walk down Orchard Road, I definitely won't see any homo-sapiens walking around with a head that resembles that of our long-ago ancestors ass. For the slow, learn and master sarcasm before talking and asking me questions.
And I'm quite sure he's around me shoulder height, very round and fat, and trying to kick the soccer ball. I won't be sure of what he's kicking though, his feet looks like balls to me. He is that fat.
Perhaps I'd diao him back if not for his friend. His friend looks much fitter, though skinnier. And taller than that fatso, though he isn't much of a standard to compare against. I had nothing to say to them, except that they can go join the zoo and pass off as animals. Or monkeys for this matter.
Why dye your hair? What's the point in wasting money on colours? What if their girlfriend is colourblind, and can't even differentiate between dick and pencil? What difference does the colour make anyway? I remember that colours are defined by the...light waves? Whatever you call that. I'm not ashamed to show off the fact that I don't take physics. Either way it's a waste of time, dying your hair.
If you are old and your hair is white and in an attempt to make yourself look younger and livelier, I understand. I can empathize with you. But not when you're young, and want to look like some gangster. Or stupid, for this matter.
Screw you man. No one cares about that mess of ugly grass on your head that you call 'hair'. There are stuff called leg hair, pubic hair, facial hair. Overflow in the others, but no, not your facial and head hair. It looks stupid. It doesn't even look good. Just shave, spend $10 and you come out looking infinitely better. Or you can go to the NS barber shop. $2 only. It's that simple.
So why colour your hair? It isn't even cool anymore, since everyone is doing that.
Can you fuck yourself with your baboon's-ass-on-your-head?
Yes? You are schizophrenic.
No? You are right, but that doesn't stop you from being stupid.
So ditch this bullshit, get yourself normal once more. And grow up.
-- 12/24/2007 04:43:00 PM