Scammer.
And my computer's anti-virus program subscription ended.
So I'm left without an anti-virus program in the computer. Or at least it won't update. And that'd make it obsolete, and stupid.
So I was trying to find any random anti-virus program on the net, and download it. Of course, it must be free. I mean, if paying need to be done, I'd rather pay for porn, and no clever/sane person would ever pay for porn. Why pay when you can get it free?
So of course, the option of paying for anti-virus is not an option at all.
So what now? Go around searching for anti-virus programs which won't work, or are just viruses themselves?
Enlighten me.
I was at download.com searching for anti-virus programs. And I found one, which turned out to be rather much of a scammer.
I downloaded it, and obviously installed it.
After an enormous update, I set it scanning for viruses. It found a shitload of those codes, but no, I cannot remove them unless I pay. And like I said, I'd rather pay for porn than pay for such shitty programs that's designed to remove even more shit from my computer. Does it have a grudge against itself? Must it remove its own species? For the slow, I'm talking about shit (anti-virus program) removing shit (viruses).
So I got damn pissed and smashed through my computer monitor and CPU. I got electrocuted along the way but it's all good.
That deleted the stupid shitty bunch of codes that constituted to its existence in this already stupid world, and already bug love-making bed my computer has become.
Thanks for nothing, pile of shitcodes.
Oh and the set up for a beggar company in Runescape is already in place. Kaisheng and I each have our own begging account.
It IS fun to see the higher-lvled scurrying away and trying to lead us to our deaths. Like bringing me to the Dark wizards, in which only Death would meet me. Man, I can't believe such stupid bastards can breathe.
Breathing is a sophisticated art of life, in which only the build-up of carbon dioxide brings forth the action of exhaling and inhaling.
Such stupid bastards can't have clever bodies, so they most probably are bed-ridden, using life-support machines and systems only to have their senseless existence prolonged for a few days.
And being stupid, they spend those few days playing Runescape, pissing off and trying to kill beggars.
If they know about karma, they'd think twice before acting. If you really hate the beggar that's pestering you, well then just don't care about him/her! It requires only a bit of their paralyzed brain, but no, their retardicity just keeps them going stupid. Their ailment is not that of the one that's within their bodies, but the one with their parents.
They can't have had much family upbringing if they'd rather indulge in such sadistic pleasure as seeing people die due to their evil deed.
But then again it sure is fun to attack them and pelt them with snowballs and pester them for 'free money'. I mean, irritating people and getting them irritated is fun. If it's done with a purpose, and with a motive, and the deed is complete, the sense of satisfaction would remain within the achiever for a long time.
Please, drop the pretence. Stop hiding your smirk when you succeeded in suan-ing your enemy and making her cry.
Why'd I presume that it'd be a her? Because guys don't cry in the public due to words, simple.
'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words may never hurt me.'
Or something along those lines, I'm no E.lit student.
What about C.lit? Oops, I didn't mean it as clit, I am sorry.
I remember I was supposed to be pissed over something. Ah well. Can't recall what exactly am I pissed over, and what could possibly have resulted in a pissed-over Alastair, since I get pissed over the slightest of things.
Oh yea. A change of blogskin. It isn't even skin, but since it's supposedly a term coined uniquely for bloggers, I'd just leave it be then. So I chose this simple skin. I moulted. I have became the ugly moth everyone loves.
Congratulate me on my makeover. The change of html coding is certainly commendable, and my ability to manipulate the html codings is certainly one to be lauded.
-- 12/24/2007 01:28:00 AM
