A shitty post.
So I was deep in thought while doing my usual business in the toilet. Bringing new chocolate cakes into the world always seem like a nice thought, and the process often is so too.
As I was enjoying the shit being pushed out slowly from the anus, I wondered. Isn't this the same as anal sex?
I don't exactly like the iFea of getting sodomized by my own shit, no thanks. The mere thought gave me the creeps. However, my sheer enjoyment of these shitting experiences kept me going through this process nearly everyday. Come to think of it, I might even been afflicted with obsessive-compulsive disorder. I mean, I feel weird if I don't shit for a day.
Do you?
So much for a shitty fiasco. I don't like taking a shower. Frankly, who likes? It's a ritual act of cleaning your already clean body of non-existent filth and dirt particles. I always contemplate not taking a shower. But my shitty attitude gives me away, and I end up going to the toilet, shit, then take a shower.
Who the hell won't take a shower after shitting. Unless you are outside, of course.
If you don't take a shower after you shit, don't talk to me, you unhygienic piece of shit. I like the smell of shit, but only the smell of MY OWN SHIT would I get a boner.
Do you enjoy shitting?
Never mind if the question's too personal.
This reminds me. I was flirting just now. With a guy. I wonder what other atrocities can I not commit. I like the iFea that I'm in control of a conversation. The females always seem to have power when you are in a conversation with them, but that's often because you are the one who wants sex, and they aren't that keen.
So obviously this guy is out to have sex. He asked me out almost immediately after getting into the conversation. His blatant admiration for me encouraged me and kept me going. It's impossible to say that I'm not touched. Kept asking me for my phone number too. Now this is what I call, desperate. He's around 28 years old, and wants to date me, a 15year old. Guy. With overflowing testosterone and black forests that grow on my legs.
What would I do when a guy tries to hit on me in the guise of a girl?
I'd start scratching my leg (hair), not because it itches me, but just to show that I possess leg hair of such quality that would give the world's manliest man a boner. Man I love my physical attributes.
And of course, there is a need to start laughing and wanking, not because I'm excited or horny, but because I am a guy and have the right to wank as and when I like. After all, wanking is one's freedom and rights, and other people have no right to interfere.
So I flirted with that horny bastard, and had a load of fun. I saved the whole conversation. Interested people can ask from me.
Which reminds me, I'm spamming DGM downloads. Suddenly had the urge to start watching from episode 1. Don't tell me, I know, I'm weird.
Have I recommended the game 'Temple Guardian'? It's quite lame. I don't even know why I like it.
Here it is anyway, for the bored.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/385938
Which reminds me. Megaupload has gone slightly crazy. I've been spamming downloads, and it has yet to ask me to 'Please wait another _______ minutes before you start a new download'. I hope that after I type this out it won't go harsh on me. I love megaupload. Please.
Hou fuck it.
Your IP address 220.255.4.135 has just downloaded 821171848 bytes. Please wait 12 minutes, then try your download again. Never mind.
I'm somehow reminded of the book 1984, by George Orwell. So John's post was about
'if both the past and external world exist only in the mind, and if the mind itself is controllable - what then?'
And my answer to him that time was 'Schizophrenia.' I actually came out with a possible and plausible answer without even reading the book.
The definition for schizophrenia:
Noun
S: (n) schizophrenia,
schizophrenic disorder,
schizophrenic psychosis,
dementia praecox (any of several psychotic disorders characterized by distortions of reality and disturbances of thought and language and withdrawal from social contact)
Taken from http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=schizophrenia&sub=Search+WordNet&o2=&o0=1&o7=&o5=&o1=1&o6=&o4=&o3=&h=000
It is a distortion of truth alright, and it certainly included that of a psychological warfare in which the repressive regime waged against the unwitting people.
Therefore I am correct.
Though I'd much prefer if he ever gave the credit of that sentence to the book/author, because I thought it was simply another one of his endless rants on how much he wants to get into HCJC but how pessimistic he is, thus emo. I thought that sentence was pretty weird English, but not until I read the book till that part did I fully appreciate the eccentricity in which the author managed to instill within that sentence.
Or perhaps it was a sentence fragment.
Or maybe I'm thinking too much. I guess it's the latter.
Which brings me back to the post title. Ok there's actually no link between megaupload and my post title, but I'd just saw the 'Which brings me back' part, or else it'd seem too random. I know I have great brain power to refer to my post title once more without having fits of hair-tearing sadomasochistic acts. But I know that you might not have, so I faked that I didn't have said brain power.
(Actually all it takes is the referring to the post title, but no, please do not spoil my conclusion.)
So, do you enjoy shitting? Tag please, or refer to the 'Tag or rape.' post. You certainly do not wish to ride Barney. He is gay, and gays normally have huge dicks. His lust and desire for you might be too much for you to take.
Oops, I'm bleeding again. I like tearing off scab. If my right foot was to be amputated, I won't be much surprised, seeing as I don't cherish my body much.
Oh by the way I removed the Yap Chien videos le. Upon his request. I am so nice.
-- 12/29/2007 02:33:00 AM
