The Star Awards is unwatchable.
Upon witnessing the Mr. Handsome MingDao's perfect hosting and mock-thoughtful voice, I know I had enough.
I can't watch anymore.
Why?
He's just too handsome for me to take. Not.
It's an insult to put Chen Li Ping beside him, hand-in-hand.
Now all the non-existent MingDao fans would go gaga at the above statement, since they'd all be thinking that CLP is so ugly, fat, blahblah as compared to the gayshit.
But you know something?
Screw you.
CLP can act. GS cant. CLP can host. I think. But GS cant.
So GS should just go home and sleep. Or even eat shit.
But then again he isn't even worth shit.
I got damn pissed with GS being handsome and well-loved and all, and I knew what I needed.
I needed to make more GS. How?
I took a dump.
Out of frustration at the fans blind love for the GS, my shit got stuck in my forest of arse-hair.
This made me even more fed-up, and I plucked some arse-hair out in a blind fit of rage.
That hurts.
Damn, acting is acting, hosting is hosting, giving out prizes just requires you to give out prizes!
Can't he discern between the 3? Call himself an artiste. He can eat my shit and arse-hair.
Let's see what I'd rather do than watch GS' shows..
1: Eat my vomit
2: Pluck out my arse-hair
3: I guess nothing's worse than plucking out arse-hair.
Wow. He really is THAT detestable.
There's only one thing that's worse than him.
His fans.
I shan't refer to them as 'humans', I'd rather refer to them as 'stamped-eyeballs'.
What do they see in him?
He handsome meh? I think my shit is better-looking. Well, my shit tends to have a head, facial features, a torso, limbs, and a huge penis.
Does he have all that? Especially the last part?
If he doesn't, then he should just shut up and eat my shit in the hopes of suddenly growing the above mentioned humane features.
As I was saying, I knew the one thing I needed from getting imploded by just looking at his retarded face was a cold shower. Which I took.
Fortunately for me, I survived.
SORRY. If even the Mickey Mouse curse mail fails to kill me, I don't think a mere MingDao can. Though they both start with M, Mickey is certainly much scarier and good-looking.
Damn. And 5566 came also. With all these shitty characters giving out prizes at the Star Awards totally disgusts me. I can't watch the show anymore--it has been totally degraded by these people.
I don't mind Show, but I have a bone to pick with the other artistes.
And Show can't clean the already tainted image I have of this Star Awards.
Screw it.
Thanks for coming, all the GS, I certainly appreciated it.
I wonder if I have friends who loves the GS and came here to piss at my tagboard.
*GS = Gay Shits. If you needed this hint, you should boycott my blog because I most probably would get so incomprehensible that you'd get exasperated and bang your own head against the wall or something. I don't want people to write my blog URL as an excuse for suicide, I don't need public hatred.
Wait. Consider this blog's traffic. Forget what I just said.
By the way, if the Star Awards get faggots such as 5566, 183 club, and such gay shit boybands, I won't hesitate to boycott the entire program.
And even the entire Mediacorp.
Why? For just inviting such people to even 'grace' the occasion. It's an insult to Singapore land for them to just set foot on.
Yucks. I'm breathing in the same air as them.
Just that thought disgusts me.
Eeyer. And the thought that fellow Singaporeans are actually idolizing such people, it just curdles my blood.
Remove the stamp from your eyelids, and perhaps you'd be able to see past their exterior and appreciate just how bastardly they are inside.
By the way, the title for this post is 'The Star Awards is unwatchable.'
-- 12/16/2007 08:15:00 PM
