Bastardly Sec1s.
Alright now that I'm not feeling much better, I think it's time for a proper update while waiting for DGM 65 to finish downloading.
Can we all agree that the Sec1 intake this year can all die? I mean, they are young, immature, fat, childish, stupid, and bathically useless.
This is apparent from the CCA exhibition yesterday, in which we managed to secure 89 names. Which isn't a lot.
Here are some comments made by these undeserving bastards:
'WOW. Got gun! Kill me lah! Shoot me!'--given when we were patrolling.
I'd shut your mouth up with my unbelievably huge penis, and drown you in my cum. That's considered shooting, right? Screw you.
'So fake. It's so fake.'--during sentry.
Screw you. Why don't you go home and shag your mum instead of coming to Cat High? You don't even deserve hell.
'Join NCC AIR! Land sucks!'--some random asshole.
I have nothing to say to you. Words can't describe how disappointed I am, because if such an imbecile can come to Cat High, we're dead. We can only wish for their early demise.
Of course, there'd be those random assholes who run about showing their shit holes, shouting out the other CCAs sucktitude. You know what? No one gives a damn, maybe if you stop eating your shit you'd smell better. Screw off.
Yes, that includes Kenneth CHAAAAAN. I don't know what's his problem, shouting in his duck voice 'AIR THUCKS! JOIN LANNNND!' You know what? If I'm a Sec1, I definitely won't join NCC Land because of this traumatic experience.
Then there's this random Sec1 bastard. I tried to coerce him into writing down his name. He was acting a total bastard (as he is), and he said something like 'How do I know whether this is an act?? Maybe today is heaven, tomorrow's hell!' Fuck you, we don't have training on Saturdays. I didn't give up, I kept trying to talk him into joining, but he was so totally averse to the iFea. BW even shouted at him 'Don't want join just get lost.' I like.
You know something? I'm just a normal teenager who jerks off to animal porn every now and then. It seems that such teenagers have a higher threshold for emotional trauma.
What does that mean? That means that jerking off to animal porn would get you trained emotionally, so just do it.
DGM 65, downloaded.
-- 1/12/2008 01:52:00 PM
