The Final Countdown.
Let's just say that I'm proud to be in Cat High, whatever shit they throw at us. We have this system, in which 'music' would be played. This precedes the morning assembly by around 5minutes.
It used to be band music, much like marching. But it's been displaced by 'The Final Countdown', by some band called 'Europe'. It bathically consists of a blood-curdling vocal done by some high-pitched, low-on-testosterone guy. He sounds worse than shit, simply because shit can't sing, and silence is golden. If the song consists only of the music and rhythm, perhaps I won't need to cringe in the walk to the place in the plaza the Sec4s have the honour to sit at. I felt the strangest urge to die, there and then, when I heard that shrieking disaster called a 'song'. Seriously, it's a good wake up call.
I'm addicted to the ending stanza, which includes the vocalist shouting out the words 'THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!' I loved that part so much I came in my pants. That's one of the reasons why the golden path to my seat looked so long.
Now excuse me, I have to watch Bleach 155.
Ok back. Here's a
link to the song I was talking about.
Then we had sex ed, about love and all. It was largely uneventful if you remove the fact that I was sitting erect all the way. Before the boner I was looking at another guy I didn't know into the eyes meaningfully. I know we're the same, my imaginary friend and me. We made out in the auditorium there and then, not because we wanted to, but because a packed auditorium is the best place to make a political stand. Besides, my lust for him was so strong I couldn't hold on any longer.
It's just lust, I know. It's not love, my heart's been taken away anyway.
Speaking of hearts, I hate the Christmas song. I'm not sure of the song title, but I know it has this sentence 'last Christmas I gave you my heart'. You get the point already. The lyrics don't make much sense, and I'd rather shit even more. Why? It had this stanza 'this year, to save me from tears, I'd give it to someone special'. So you gave your heart to someone who isn't 'special'? Never mind.
And the school came out with a 'Focused study' group thing. I don't mind going, but there's a huge difference between going there voluntarily and being forced to attend. It comes as a severe inconvenience to have to stay back from 2-6 every school day. I have tuition on Wednesdays, 5.45pm and on. So, what the fuck now? They want us to push away our tuitions. Fascists. I'd try talking my way through though. I don't mind going off from school at 5pm. They can't do anything, I am Riatsala Eel, and eels are slippery and elusive to capture.
I just received an email, which is yet another chain mail. I quite like the poem, because I like poems which bring lumps to my throat.
Never mind. You'd receive it anyway, because chain mails always get their way around. It can get disguised as a virus threat warning. Which sucks, because one would definitely have gullible friends who get fooled easily. Also, there are the warnings that my MSN account would get deleted in a few days if I don't send it to everyone. Then, a link to msn.com would come out, and the offender wouldn't bother with checking, simply because as long as a link to the authentic site is given, it's trustworthy, whatever the email has to bullshit about.
So what now? Screw you for making my inbox so spammed.
Refer to the tag or rape post for my hatred for chain mails.
Which reminds me of Mediacorp's originality. I remember watching the...天堂鸟. The ultimate evil bad guy was left handcuffed to some metal pipe, and the 2 lead characters left. I don't mean the element Pb by the way. Never mind. Anyway, he was left handcuffed, and I just made a random guess off the 'Saw' scene, pulling out some random prediction from my ass, that a knife or saw would be around, and that the embodiment of ultimate evil would leave behind his hand and escape, because losing a hand is nothing compared to getting captured and thrown into jail for a few years.
It's a hand for a few years, who wouldn't do it?
So bathically, that's one of the blatant copying Mediacorp shoved onto us.
Then in 'Kinship 2', there's this scene in which the guy who claims to be 'Dinosaur' wakes up earlier than his stupid wife, and cleans up and prepares the bathroom for his useless wife to use. This scene is very much similar to a Hongkong show, in which the wife got up earlier than the husband, arranges the slipper such that the husband would get into the slipper when he sits up, then clears water off the sink, and prepares the toothbrush, etc etc. Then after a hilarious turn of events, it becomes the MCP, the husband.
The show's name is 'Maiden's vow'. That's if anyone is interested.
So, after seeing all this bullshit Mediacorp perpetuates on us, I think we should reach a consensus and give up watching all this shit. The plot's not even nice.
You know what's better than watching such shows?
Watching porn, and that says a lot because I'm not so much a porn advocate as you a genius.
One more thing. The sales of d'hide (g) stuff. It's earning me even more money now, because seriously, Runescapers are mostly dumb and simply buy everything at the max. price. They have no brains. I shan't bother to elaborate.
-- 1/10/2008 06:43:00 PM
