Hello I didn't commit suicide after all.
I won't rejoice either. This is only a prelude to the real thing. Taking Higher Chinese O's might be a bit tough though. Fighting with the IP schools over the only O's subject they take. Never mind. It's a source of studying motivation.
I think I should go masturbate to Bleach, though there isn't much to masturbate for. I mean, what's so sexciting about fighting scenes which aren't real? But I need a quick release anyway, so it's ok.
I mean, the stress for getting one straight line is getting to me. I cannot breathe. Too much oxygen.
I have nothing else to say, except that the road that'd unfold in 9months time would be damn tough. Anyone wants to get pregnant? Now is a good time, perhaps the baby would be born on the day O's end. Can you imagine that? A new lease of life immediately after dying, the baby would be blessed. Like a phoenix, you know?
I don't really have anything to say already lah. I mean, what's so exciting about the big O's that'd warrant a lengthy post?
There'd always be people who're happy with their results, and those who didn't make it. There's no point getting sore or glum or totally elated, because this is nothing. Only one out of the many subjects, and this won't substantiate much.
OK I have the sudden urge to start eating textbooks, but I have a life. I have my Bleach to masturbate to. I have many other better things to get than indigestion.
I seriously have nothing better to say. I'd love to upload pictures of my slipper, my bouncy ball that I nicked, and the A2 certificate, which isn't much to be proud of.
But my slippers are really in a very nice state for the capturing of images, so nice that you can wank to it because it's that exciting. And my bouncy ball gives me boners, making me even harder than titanium. Which says a lot, because I think they make airplanes out of that. Wow, my dick can be used for the production of airplanes. The thought makes me even harder. And I'd gladly keep talking about my dick until my Bleach finishes downloading, but I guess that'd be a bit too much for you people who'd get so envious of my dick that you'd try castrating me, forgetting that my dick is harder than your normal stainless steel.
Never mind. I shall just play Runescape, because I have no life and I don't wish to adhere to the stupid ban I tried imposing on myself. I got 5k rune essence to craft.
Wow. Not bad. You finished reading my paragraph about my dick, I'm proud of you. I gross myself out at times but that's OK. At least I don't eat shit.
Do you? Are you a shit-eater? I'd love to know such people.
-- 1/24/2008 08:12:00 PM