Orientation shit.
I wished myself good luck last morning didn't I?
Seems that wishing myself good luck isn't of much use. Or rather, good luck doesn't work on me. So I ended up oversleeping and arriving at school dang late.
Have I mentioned my hatred towards late people? No, I don't mean later as in the menstrual cycle late, I meant the one that involves the 'oops-I-didn't-make-it-in-time' kind of people. Yea, well, I hate myself.
If I eat all things I hate, I'd eat myself first. That's technically impossible, since my jaws are my jaws and can't be crushed by itself. Besides, that's considered self-mutilation and I don't want to be labelled as 'emo'. No wait, it's suicidal. I apologize for the previous understatement.
The last thing I'd eat is shit, because I love shitting. Perhaps I don't like the end-product, but the teachers always tells us that it's not the destination that matters, but the journey. I'm sure you readers can understand my analogy.
Cool huh.
Either way, I turned up late and didn't do much, except bring YC and WL (WL=/=wah lau) to my mum's work place to print the pictures for them to wank to. Nah, just kidding, that'd be gay. Why would normal people wank to pictures of guys doing stuff like rock climbing and drills?
Which reminds me. How many of you actually know that 'Emo' is a culture, not a short form of 'emotional'? It's one of the most commonly misused word in our vernacular.
This extract is from WX:
'and emo = eyeliner/mascara/long hair/cutting wrist/skinny jeans etc etc etc..dun really know what emo is but this isnt emo. humans have feelings too. emo isnt a feeling.'I'm glad there are still humans out there who knows the true meaning of 'Emo'. It's about the same as 'Gothic', no? Either way, they dress up like Sadako, and climbs out from TV consoles and everything remotely electronic with screens. Nah, screw you for thinking that she can climb out of pagers, pagers are all dead and gone already.
I don't like them much. Why dress up like a ghost? SC once met a ghost in the lift. Black hair, white gown. Hair covering gown and all. He still stepped into the lift and travelled 10floors down, risking rape and a certain death. If it was you, what would you do? Would you step into the lift when you see a scary image?
I conclude that that person, if it was a person, is Gothic/Emo. They both got nothing to do on their hands, and so would search for cheap thrills in scaring the life out of living people. By living people I mean the humans with lives. I'm lifeless, forget about me.
But never mind. Who cares about whether emo=the above definition of WX's, or simply a substitute for those who are too lazy to type 'emotional'. Me included. Never mind. This post is simply a post to bring awareness to the fact that hey, it is a culture (or sub-culture), and not a feeling.
Bullshit. Which reminds me of orientation.
Orientation is bull shit. CCA orientation is lagi worse. Yes, it's quite fun preparing everything, blah blah, but that does not stop the whole program from being more worthless than a pile of bat droppings. We have to scam our way through and get the students to join, laugh as the doors close behind them, and rape them without their knowledge. It's a profound art, CCA hooking-up.
I'm proud to be one of the rapists. Bring down all special equipment and show-off huh. Cool mann, we'd come up with programs that don't even exist. I mean, nobody knows that we never had a 'Kick-your-ass course' before, right? What's to stop us from bullshitting a whole load of crap?
By the way, if the Sec1s read this, they still have to go for the CCA orientation. And they would join NCC(L) just because of my writings. And if they stumbled upon this blog after sometime and found this post, they'd have already joined the CCA, and the Sec3s would be laughing their heads off because they've got people to rape.
NCC is like this, 4years of perpetual raping. Now, we get to sodomize some asses, so why not?
I'm hungry for some shithole, and some food. Now don't cross the 2 iFeas together.
By the way, don't get too besotted by your looks. Looks is secondary. Who in the world would go for the chio-est girl? For all you know, she might have been screwed more than it takes to build your computer from scratch. And handsome guys are normally gays, or flirts, or horny bastards who would 'fuck and go'. Either way, it's normal to be worried about one's looks. I won't worry about mine though, I know what I am. I'd worry only if I get into some trouble or lose my world because of skin-deep stuff.
So don't worry dear. Be happy. Stay happy. I'd make you happy anyway, so never mind. (:
-- 1/06/2008 01:12:00 AM
