Death threats.
So I received a warning from LS regarding a 3years ago thing which involves me getting hanthumped. The perpetrator supposedly wants to find me. What can a gangster want from a Cat High student? Mathematical solutions for the number of gangsters needed for a gang fight? Which angle best for penetration(no, not sex, penetration as in the body, like stabbing)? Or, homework help? Nah, none of the above. He supposedly wants to hanthump me again, for no reason at all.
I don't know how true this threat is, but I told me friend to get me some weapons already. I have no intention of getting emasculated by scum of the society.
This is a new experience nevertheless. People of my age don't get death threats on a daily basis(if any at all).
Talking about death threats reminds me of SINNED. No, don't read his name as you should to my name on the profile shit above 'sexaphonist'. It's not supposed to be read as 'DENNIS'.
Either way, this is so fucking childish I don't even know why'm I writing this down. Here goes nothing:
On Friday morning, we were having our Higher Chinese Paper 2. The Chinese teachers aren't math teachers and ended up eating away 4 precious minutes from our paper. Sinned, taking this as a sign from above, decided that it's cue to start a revolution against China people. He started off his campaign by attacking our CSM, and LBE, and they started quarrelling outside the Land store. Being a nice man, I tried to stop the quarrel despite Sinned's many inherent flaws (all of which constitutes to him being an insufferable asshole), and my wish for his face to get disfigured. Not that he's 'figured' in the first place. Perhaps a serious beating would make his turd face look less turd-ish. Either way, I tried, but failed. And Sinned ended up taking his bag and storming out of the store.
Loser. I hope he chokes.
Either way, his actions and statement that 'All China people are scammers' caused a furore amongst the China people. SCZJ and Sunny confronted him, and DH even took pictures of the confrontation. I heard that they wanted to bash him up, but he ran away. Not that he could run fast, mind you. It's just that he managed to get to the staff room fast.
So he got away, but he can't survive for long. Sunny can destroy him in single-combat. Wait. Who can't?
And being the compromising chicken shit he is, he chose to run home and attack the CSM under the protection of the Internet. To quote:
'I guess that Company Sergeant Major is a loser after all...I am on...Dun mess with the Thr=ee Hund=red And Sixty=Nine Or...'
This riled even me. If he ran away in front of someone he accuses of being a loser, what is he? A person who lost to a loser? Bastard. The 369 is supposed to be some gang in...Teck Whye Lane. We'd see how good a protection his gang would serve to him on Monday, if the China people really launch an attack. And I hope they do. That should deflate his fucked-up ego.
I heard that when he came back to school, he got into a lot of fights, and the people in his class told him that he has no friends, and his retort 'I have the whole of NCC Land behind me' came. What the fuck? I'd rather get shot in the eye with diarrhoea than be categorized under 'Sinned's friends'. I'm sure the other NCC people share the same sentiment as me, though the magnitude might be different. It might be pee.
Either way, he sucks, period. I didn't mean the menstrual period, but it makes sense now that I think about it. It's almost as if he has PMS everyday, with his face showing nothing but cockiness.
The fact that he's so tanned to the point of black doesn't help either. He can eat my shit, choco-face.
And I don't really know every gang in Singapore, but I know that if a mere teenager can join in, the 'gang' is just an unhealthy avenue for teenagers to get in touch with the life lessons not taught in school. I hope he gets AIDS.
Let's see what I can do if a gang really wants to attack me:
1) Run away. As if they won't surround you.
2) Fight. It's often a 4v1 situation, which makes things even more exciting.
3) Call friends. I wonder how long would my friends take though..
4) Pray. This can be considered stoning, and they can't touch people when they're praying...right?
5) Apologize for no fucking reason, in the hopes of amusing them so much they don't attack.
I don't know, the list can go on. Either way I won't be afraid of being engaged in combat with Sinned. After all, I'd defeated him in arm-wrestling before. He's nothing. He's weak, not strong, and definitely without anything on the plus side.
He might be the only person getting death threats on a daily basis, or so much so that he has to have a daily-death-threat-digest email sent to him everyday, only to find out that he had forgotten the password to his email because he lacks the mental capacity, and ends up smashing his monitor up, forgetting that the CPU is what makes the computer a computer. After realizing his mistake, he turns around and starts screwing what he thought was his mother(he has an incestuous fetish), and starts humping the 'mother' till ejaculation, and pulls out his dick only to find out that it became the shape of a USB port.
It says a lot when you can mistake your CPU's USB port as your mother's cunt, and it says even more to be able to get your dick to fit into the port in the first place.
I hope he gets electocuted in his next 'I-want-to-fuck-my-mother' (mis)adventure.
I hope I don't need to blog about him anymore. The death threats ought to be effected mann. I've never written so much crap out of spite.
One more thing, though this is supposedly M18. Not that I care though, I mean, porn is definitely M18 and above after all, right?
So
here's the MV. Hot siol.
-- 2/03/2008 12:40:00 AM
