Hate me, please.
I am, but an average teenager struggling with his studies, sexuality, love, and life. I masturbate almost every other day, and seek solace in animal porn. I have a small dick and am insecure, hence my behaviour in blogging.
I remember learning this from Mrs Ng. I attack others to defend myself. Any normal human being, or human beings with average intelligence would understand that I'm only trying to make up for the lack of size with my brains (or lack of brains). That's why they don't bother with me.
However, you subnormal noobs disgrace your parents by tagging so viciously, forcing me out of my shell that others call 'life'. I hope you choke.
It's OK to be stupid. I mean, I can't expect the sharpest tools of the shed to read my blog, because if you really are that sharp you'd most probably be inventing stuff for losers like me who can't shit properly, and grant me the ability to defecate properly.
Instead, you choose to tag me like that. Why not send me hate mail instead? My inbox is lonely, you know? I mean, I have no friends, I have social problems, and the only emails I get are from the porn sites I subscribe to.
I'd really appreciate if you people not tag me like that. I mean, I'm an average human being, and am prone to emotional breakdowns, yo. I release my inner angst on my blog, and if you don't like it then don't come lah.
Simple, right?
Stop disgracing your parents by being such a dork.
I seek forgiveness from you greater humans, in the form of you choking on your own drool.
And here's my email address for you people to spam. I mean, I do want postcards and all, not just porn sites and links given to me everyday.
alastair1992@hotmail.com
-- 2/09/2008 04:23:00 PM
