Motivational speech by Mr. Lee.
So I had a great sleep in the morning. It's rare to sleep for the full one hour of wait for the morning assembly to start. I'm rarely this sleepy. It says a lot. I didn't sleep much this morning after all, turning in at 2AM isn't exactly healthy.
Yea. So much for sleeping. I hardly get wet dreams anyway, seeing that I...never mind. Suffice it to say that I engage myself in so many physical and mental activities that drains me of all energy for further thought of sex. I lead a perfectly healthy life, free from sex and all.
And wet dreams is a form of mental ejaculation. Or at least that's what I'd define it as.
Oh and my class is situated at special room 4B, and as the name suggests, it's at the fourth floor. Which means that we're on the same floor as the Sec Ones. While they made their way to assembly, I went over to the toilet to release my metabolic waste products into the urinal. And I heard the girly voices of the Sec Ones, and was turned on greatly. I haven't heard voices so clear and high-pitched within the walls of Cat High toilets. Trust me, their voices are higher than yours. And they were arguing over girly stuff too. The conversation went something like this:
Boy1: Wahlau you said it's damn hard then you get 89 for English!
Boy2: Aiyo...
Alastair: Let's sex.
And I exclaimed my wish to penetrate them quite loudly, and kept hitting my friends and repeating the urge that somehow surfaced within me so violently. It's scary, really.
OK I didn't actually stand, but it's really refreshing to hear those sweet clear voices of prepubescent boys.
Then we went down to the auditorium to hear a motivational speech by Mr. Lee. Seriously, I thought he was a rather weird person when he came over to my primary school to give a talk on which school to choose. That speech was rather boring. But this was more action-packed. I think if there's a roof to house the powers of speeches, he'd be the supernatural force that breaks through it.
I love him so much, I actually blushed. I mean to say, I laughed till I blushed. Yea.
If only I recorded the whole speech. It's be rather much of a help to my studies and all. Not that I'm doing research or anything of that nature, mind you.
Let's talk about David and the Goliath:
Let's say there are two types of David. The first one faces the huge Goliath, thinks 'Whoa, so huge, how to fight?!' before zao-ing. That is the kind of David that will fail.
The second type of David is the one that faces the huge Goliath, thinks 'Whoa, so huge, HOW TO MISS?' Then zam, there goes the Goliath. Typing this all down isn't doing Mr. Lee any justice, because he was speaking in such an agitated and animated way.
And another part of his speech reflects his optimism: If you think you're at the bottom, never mind! You can only improve, so do it!
OK actually I forgot the actual words, but it was something along those lines.
And in reference to his 'new idea' of installing air-conditioners for all the Sec Fours, and the ailing status of Cat High's financial difficulties, he 'JUST DO IT'-ed it. Seriously, he doesn't care. His belief in God is so staunch that he'd just jump into the situation, and pray that God will provide. Even though we're still needing money for the indoor sports hall, he simply jumped into the iFea of air-conditioning the whole Sec Fours. Such is his complete devotion to the school.
Perhaps when we're given the electricity bill to foot for when it really happens, I'd regret posting this but I don't really care; I love him now. I think if he gave out the donation cards after the speech, I'd really donate money to the school.
I'm serious.
Oh and he picked out Jian Zhong during his speech. A lot of talk about goal-setting and all. And he listed a hypothetical situation in which Jian Zhong falls in love with an SCGS girl, and finds out that the said girl wants to go HCJC, and so he changes completely in a vain attempt to try getting into HCJC with her, all the while not knowing what HCJC turns girls into.
Stupid. But JUST DO IT! so never mind.
Seriously, Mr. Lee can become some spokesperson for Nike. Just do it.
Oh and had remedial at 4-4. Redo-ing of a composition by Mr. LDW. I thought I'd hate the whole thing, but besides finding it a slight waste of time, it's quite OK, really.
But he has mood swings, and it's scary for teachers to have mood swings. I really don't know how to deal with such people.
PTM tomorrow. Damn sian. Have to waste time till 7.30PM or something.
Never mind. Time to switch off the computer and watch TV.
Edited post: I mixed up Goliath and lion. =.= thanks KAISHANK. And reading through the own shit I wrote makes me feel weird. I think I can spot several grammar mistakes here and there. Thanks, but you need not inform me. I know.
-- 2/27/2008 08:34:00 PM
