Sex? This post is meant for males.
Yeah, this post is meant for males. Females might not feel that this concerns them, and besides, they don't need to know how great a person I am by pointing this problem out.
Guys, seriously, what would you do if a girl you met off the net said that she was horny? And that she doesn't mind having sex with you if you have a condom?
I was rather taken aback by this proposition. I mean, yes, I'm horny, sleazy, I watch porn and masturbate almost everyday, I crack yellow jokes, I have 72mb worth of porn in my phone, I have a 2GB thumbdrive full of hot porn, blah blah. This list is not exhaustive.
But seriously, would you proceed to have sex with that girl? It's scary, this world. I'm not exactly pure, but I don't think I'd exploit such people either.
I don't know whether I'd be able to hold my stand if such a person were to appear right before my eyes and seduce me into thinking that I can have sex for free, with a condom. Safe sex, and it's sex, yo.
I won't be so sure of myself, seeing that I can get rather horny also. To quote: God gave men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run through one at a time. Or something along those lines, by lvl127. Seriously, if your overflowing testosterone were to detect estrogen, and your boner pops out, you can't think properly.
So if Miss Estrogen were to offer you sex, is it even remotely possible to decline? If she treats herself as a sex toy, why should you even bother treating her like a proper human being? If she enjoys having sex, and you think you want to try it out, why not? If she's no longer a virgin, there's no point in protecting her body by not having sex, right?
Isn't it weird? I always shout out 'SEX!' in class, in the auditorium, in the hall, everywhere possible. But when faced with it, I'm even shyer than normal people who don't bother declaring their sex drive.
Fuck. I'm confused.
No, even if I do have some chiobu lying down on the road, drunk, delirious, high on drugs and all, waiting and asking for sex, I don't think it's justifiable to just do it. Life is not always Nike. For the slow, read Nike as 'Just do it'.
Wait, is that even how you spell that brand? Screw it.
Anyway, take this as a plea, guys. I know just how hard it is to control your testosterone. Some of you might even have problems stopping yourself from erecting in front of your female counterparts. But seriously, I already don't know what the fuck am I talking about.
I think my underlying message is this: would you do it if you have the chance to, right here, right now?
I'm not a nice person, but I won't describe myself as nefarious either. I have some form of moral values that might be bent every now and then to suit my needs, but I don't feel like breaking them. I don't know how the person I'm writing about would feel if she ever knew that I'm writing about her, but I don't know either.
How would you judge a person like her? How can you justify your reasons for judging her? Who are you, a better human being?
I don't know, there are always two sides to a coin. I guess this is a rusty coin. I can't see heads or tails.
Argh.
And one more thing to add--I'm even more scared of my biological urges now. Already, in a clear state of mind, I'm confused. What could I possibly do in a real life case?
Seriously, sexual urges are innate. And can be so strong that you might just do it there and then. It's always a battle between your mind and your penis. The penis almost always wins, with only the mind trying to protect the person's dicknity as much as possible, by like pulling the girl to the staircase landing, or getting on a cab, or getting into the bushes.
I remember reading a magazine, and someone wrote into the magazine about how a couple were making love in front of everyone in a rave party. Not a pretty sight, two bare bodies, smudged make-up and all.
Aye. The point is, the mind almost always loses. It's impossible to do anything, not when your body is simply oozing testosterone. Your brain loses to your body. You cave in, succumb to your need for sex, you lose. You screw.
Then again, is sex really that bad? You enjoy yourself, you're not the hypocrite that acts innocent, you are who you are. What's the difference between this and animals? Not much, just that animals don't use condoms and all.
Aye I'm getting irrational. I should just go pee and sleep.
RAWR. Never mind.
And I was supposed to be overly-emotional today because the same song has been playing in WMP.
明白 by 五月天
Never mind. Either way I'm still just as confused as ever. And I should really cut down on my computer usage. I'm beginning to hate myself.
Females should be glad that males like me can be so blatant about sexual instincts. Be thankful that I'm telling all of you this. Never get drunk with a man you don't trust. The next thing you know, you're naked in a hotel room. Worse still, don't get drunk alone. The next thing you know, you're naked in a dark alley.
And I think I got second highest in class for English Comprehension. Being a modest guy I am, I won't bother boasting about Prelim 1. Because I know I fared terribly at most subjects. And it's just Prelim1. The Big O's is where I, or my contenders, have the last laugh.
To quote Mdm Jasmine: Complacency is never a virtue.
Dang. I'm not sleepy. I don't know a lot of stuff. Let's just hope those stuff don't appear before me, yo.
-- 2/13/2008 12:40:00 AM
