Steven Lim sucks.
I don't know how many of you had the misfortune to know about this person. Yes, he is that disgusting guy who went for Singapore Idol and stripped to his yellow underwear in front of the judges. Is anything ever 'inappropriate' to this lardass? It's a bloody competition, and I think everyone can agree that even Willam Hung is better than him in many ways.
I mean, at least he was hilarious in his 'She bangs' fiasco of a 3minute performance he called an 'audition'. He looks blur and all, and if I were a gay I'd be in love with him. He isn't much of an attention-seeking whore, he just turned up to have fun. I don't think he takes videos of himself and posts them on youtube, just for everyone to laugh at what a turd face he is. He isn't bullshit.
However, Steven Lim really epitomizes the bullshit attitude many people have towards 'attention'. I mean, I won't ever go to the Singapore Idol audtion and strip down to my yellow underwear. It isn't even funny. It's just plain gross. What is he playing at, showing off his flabby arms and all. If he has a toned body, maybe I won't whine so much. I won't talk about his looks either, since I have a certain disorder that inhibits me, denying permission to look or discern between a handsome or ugly guy. I can, however, see cleavages and muscles. And hair.
All of which were lacking in Steven's plain, boring looking mortal coil, otherwise named 'body'. I hope he chokes.
He was acting cute, totally. I barfed quite a few times, and his face, coupled with his body, killed my boner. What the fuck lah. I won't ever buy a webcam just for me to pose and take disgusting videos of myself, condemning others for attacking Edison Chen and his promiscuous acts.
Though I must admit that I was quite interested in Gillian's pussy. Thanks, Edison.
I heard that he got pictures of Joey Yung, too. Ah, my boner is back. I feel so much refreshed.
Anyway, I don't know, but I hope that all you people hate him too. I mean, some people throw a bunch of lyrics and pass it off as a blog post, some others throw in a bunch of pictures, some throws in a bunch of videos, some throw words and shit (me), some throw an amalgamation of all.
He does none of the above. I think he mastered the art of shitting-over-oneself. A profound art indeed. Mastery of it would take years, because humans normally have a problem with shitting and smearing his own body with his waste materials from the human he just ate.
It's quite scary, really. I don't even want to do the linking thing, because I'd recommend you not to watch the video.
Which reminds me of his words, which were poorly thatched together. It was like listening to someone with an IQ of 2digits. Not a pretty sight.
I think I can make an impromptu speech about Edison Chen anytime. Throw in factors like 'drunk', 'examination stress', 'sleepiness'. I'm sure that even if you throw in every negative factors I'd still be able to speak more coherently than his saliva-all-over-the-place fiasco.
And he still dares to upload that kind of shit to youtube.
Enough said. It's disgusting enough trying to recall all that shit. It's scary, too. I don't like it one bit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQpi_CaI69Y&eurl=http://www.stevenlim.net/
He isn't remotely cute. My leg hair looks cuter than him. I can gel, style, perm, cut, shave my leg hair. What can he do, shit and eat?
Seriously scary person.
And I checked his website, stevenlim.net
It has a traffic rank of around...200K? Which is quite good for a normal blogger, but definitely lousy for someone who posts videos on youtube, and who strips down to his underwear in formal competitions.
He elevates shit-eating to a form of art, and that's quite scary, since humans are the descendants of monkeys, and 'monkey see, monkey do'. I can only hope that children won't get traumatized by him, and that teenagers won't try to emulate him.
And here's another video, that of 'Cheers beer'. I'm not sure which country it's from, but I do know that it's funny.
Anyone who went for the Phase2 of the Spec. course would know this, because it was shown in the...auditorium? I don't know what they call it, but it was air-conditioned, and made me sleepy.
Here it is, a
link to the site. You know me, I won't bother trying to embed an entire video into my blog. It's not fun, and you can't see it in fullscreen. Not that you'd want to, considering Youtube's heavily pixellized video quality. I'm just being a nice guy, giving you people a choice.
Anyway it's damn fun, and I like it a lot.
But I shall end here. I mean, I do want to stay up late, but it's not possible because I'd have to wake up earlier tomorrow.
My mother's friends are coming over for fun, and I don't know how to deal with them. It'd be a bunch of irritating people, and it's impossible to use the computer when you have your house packed with people.
My sister's friends are coming over too, and I don't know why would they be interested in coming over. Great. My sister would be preoccupied with her friends, and my mother would ask me to help out or something.
I need to get out tomorrow. Yet I can't afford to be rude worx.
Damn.
Never mind. I shall just go sleep. I can turn on my 'black-face' mechanism. I can only hope that they'd be intimidated and not talk to me because of that. It's not fun.
Speaking of my parents' friends remind me of a gathering I went to just now. I truly appreciated the fact that I'm just in a middle-class family. I mean, it would be quite intimidating if you went to a huge bungalow of a house, right? My parents have friends who're richer than them. But it's OK. I mean, who really cares about the size of your house? There's always something money can't buy.
I think that something would be 'grades'. I heard that their children aren't exactly academically brilliant. I'm glad. My O's result would be a true testament to my inherited genes from my parents.
Which would be quite scary, considering the fact that I'm not exactly academically brilliant myself.
Alamak. I feel the pressure. My parents aren't giving me much pressure to outshine the other cousins or children they know of of my age. But I need to save my parents' face.
Maybe I'd really start studying, and stop procrastinating.
Soon.
Oh by the way, congratulate me please. My Runescape character just hit lvl 100. Just by levelling up prayer =.=
And no, please don't suan me. I know level 100 is nothing compared to your...125? Argh I forgot. Never mind. It's time to sleep, yo.
-- 2/10/2008 01:40:00 AM
