Cat High students suck.
So does students from other schools. We are not talented, because talent comes in the form of 250++ for PSLE, and an admission to an IP school.Seriously, we are a bunch of suckering losers, so why don't we just give up studying, because studying isn't our forte? And we might as well kill ourselves, because being untalented, placid and stupid people aren't meant to be alive in this world full of intelligent people who wouldn't be bothered with us.
Fuck SPH. Wait, I'd take back my words. I guess that would be rather much of a seditious statement, since SPH is controlled by the government. And SPH might not be nice to fuck in the first place. And I'm not gay.
I'm seriously considering boycotting the entire paper, since it's so FOS. I mean, this is only one example. If we had to find all the politically wrong stuff in any one particular paper, we might have to take more than one blog post.
And this was one of the headlines, too. Seriously, I think the marketing manager has some mental problems. I've never seen anyone so patently stupid. They don't think that people who buy The Straits Times have children? And that only around 5-10% makes it into IP schools? If I were a parent, and my child was in Cat High, I'd be so pissed I'd lodge a complaint, and maybe file a lawsuit against this piece of literal shit.
Here's a picture to explain my ire:
I do have quite a few IP friends, and they are smart and all. But talented? Yea, but I'm not? I mean, if I'm not, then why are you even reading my blog in the first place? Fuck off, I'm not talented, I'm a piece of shit, I'm not worth mentioning, I'm in Cat High, the supposedly dumb school because we don't have direct admission to any random JC. I'm stupid, and therefore my English and blogging style is not good enough for you to read and you should really consider the magical Alt+F4 combination that would allow you to escape this worst piece of literary bullshit ever perpetrated on mankind.
FUCK OFF LAH.
Seriously, are they even using brains? Did they think that we don't read newspapers, and that even if we did we'd miss the headlines? And that we are illiterate and don't know that they are trying to suan us? Don't they think that suicide is the only form of release from their bodies which have brains so stupid and retarded that talking to them would lower your intelligence?
I remember Bryan was telling me something against arguing with idiots: Don't argue with idiots. They would drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
I seriously don't know why am I even typing this post out, but I guess the cold shower I took after my shit didn't help much.
If I had Bankai, I'd have destroyed my entire neighbourhood, and perhaps take out Mas Selamat Kastari which may be hiding in some dark corner. But I realized that I might make friends/out with any random neighbours, so I shunpo-ed over to Russia and back in time to create the nuclear meltdown of the random nuclear powerplant or something along those dangerous lines. I then went to Japan and began the bombing of Nagasaki and Hiroshima. There's no nuclear bomb--only me. My bankai is so powerful, and I'm not talented?
Who's to say that we're not talented? I mean, the IP students are seen as more talented because they have more time to spend on stuff like animal porn and all. They don't need to take O levels, and as such, have more time to spend on honing masturbation techniques. I'm being overly-critical here, and I know that this is blatantly false but I included it because I'm pissed and I hope you people understand that I'm just over-exaggerating(there you go).
I'm not against the IP, but I'm against this stupid article which may begin the start of social ostracism of the mainstream student and the IP ones. I was seriously considering deleting all my IP friends contacts and all, but decided that I was just jesting. I'm not letting any random sentence-long blurb on the papers affect my relationship with my beloved.
I just hope that the SPH would go out of business soon, because they are run by a bunch of dickheads and walking vaginas.
Never mind. Enough about that balls-to-the-wall attitude SPH adopts to its readers. I'd focus on sleeping in class instead. I was sleeping during LDW's Chinese remedial. I don't know why, but I had a nightmare, and woke up. It's the worst way to wake up from sleeping in class. I'd rather get my table slammed by LDW and wake up, but no, I just had to have a nightmare due to the random chemicals in my brain that chose to stay that way to create a bloody nightmare for me. Thanks for nothing. Ah well. At least I have a brain. Urgh. Do we reach a consensus, that nightmares is a worst way of waking up than fire-breathing teachers?
And we can try to ban the production of such dreams, too.
Oh, and the article I shat on just now did something good at the very least. I was getting overly-emotional, slept for awhile on the bus, was groggy, and upon reading the post, much more energized due to the adrenaline pumped in my blood in response to my inexplicable anger(not inexplicable, but I'm just adding it to show that I'm stupid and don't know the definition of the word).
Bastards.
Anyway, here's a picture of Kenneth CHAAAAN's beloved--Mas Selamat Kastari, which he pasted, with deep affections, on our store door:
Speaking of NCC reminds me of the training we had yesterday. After training, at around 8PM, we were emo-ing outside the store. Perry, Wen Xuan and I were admiring the starry night. And Perry's head sorta just leaned on me. I felt loved, and wondered how it'd feel like if it was my hypothetical girlfriend. But then again it's just a hypothetical question--I might get boyfriends instead.
And Eljinn, or however you spell his/her name, was DAMN FUCKING GAY! Urgh. He has beautiful legs, as in, seriously. Aesthetic appeal: 100/100. But he's a guy, and so, too bad. And he runs in a fucking gay way. Although he runs fast, he's gay! Every sign of manliness is somehow diminished to the point of extinction within him. Urgh.
And because I'm pissed I'd go watch anime, or do something historical. As listed above, I have the power to go back in time, bankai, and nuke everything I don't like. Maybe you won't find yourself existing tomorrow, but you won't know. Oh, I know. I should go back in time and nuke SPH.
-- 3/08/2008 03:15:00 PM