I am scum.
Somehow, I've been associated with being scum. That's not the main point. The main point is that I think I'd like to be likened to scum. I mean, it'd be fun. People take one look at you and run away. Your best friends are rats. I mean the real kind of rodent, the household pest, the type that would make your mother squeal in delight/fright because females are scared of household pests.
And having a rat as your best friend would rule. You won't ever know if it turns out to be Peter Pettigrew, however you spell his name. I'm referring to the guy in Harry Potter. Anyway that's beside the point. I don't know, but I was fantasizing about how cool it'd be if I were considered scum. I'd walk around in rags, rape any random girl and get away, drink my life away, be without worries and let my great brain lay to waste, blah blah. It's fun, really. I was on my way to the kitchen to get a banana to makan when all these took place in my brain. And I really thought that maybe it'd really be fun. I'm serious. That way, you don't even have to deal with humans anymore, because humans are complex creatures and don't make the best of friends as rodents, or dogs. That's why they say that dogs are man's best friend. Or something along those lines.
I say, fuck you. You have to feed dogs. Rats don't need to be fed; they'd eat into your face anyway, as shown in 1984.
Rats are man's best friend. Kicks in the crotch would be awarded to anyone who disagrees.
Back to the random fantasizing. If I ever meet Elgyn in any random dark alley, you'd be sure that he'd cry to Mr. David Chen, telling him that he'd been raped and thrown $5 to. A second $5 case, and it's committed by me. It's fun, really. I can feel my Eiffel Tower quivering in anticipation at what's to become of Elgyn when I'm done. I'd make sure that I fill his entire rectum, large intestine, up till the duodenum. Sounds fun.
All this for $5.
And here's his blog. http://elgy-n.blogspot.com/
And one more thing: http://redsports.sg/2008/03/03/redsportsvi-volleyball-boys/
Vote for Qing Shan. I don't know what's this for, but you got nothing better to do anyway. might as well vote.
And I watched DGM74 already. And am going to watch the 10PM show.
Primary school canteen damn fun, I like. I guess I'm really a paedophile.
-- 3/13/2008 09:58:00 PM
