World's Sleeping Day '08
Kea Man: Soz
KM: Keylog
KM: Hey babe
Some random bitch: Hi
KM: Whant to get lade?
Me: Not with you.
KM: Yesu do
KM: Your on your rag
KM: Weak
Me: On my rag?
KM: U know what that is+
Me: As a matter of fact i don't.
KM: It means on your period
Me: Oh really? How would you know?
KM: I lade your as
Me: You see..the problem is i'm a guy.
From this conversation, one can infer that the majority of Runescape players are jerks. The Kea Man is a jerk, asking me for sex. I'm a jerk, playing a girl. And that female players are bitches, because when you say 'Hey babe' in a crowded room full of girls, they'd respond in unison.
Of course, I'm only talking about the participants in this conversation, not all players as a whole.
That was random.
Anyway, today is the world's sleeping day. Or something along those lines. And I decided to play a part in perpetuating this healthy day by sleeping my afternoon off.
No, really. I slept from like 4PM-7PM, because shopping bores me to the point of sleep debts.
Was at Tampines Mall with my mum and sis, and got damn pissed because I really wanted to go home to study, and that my mother was wasting a lot of time trying on clothes and not buying anything. Really, if she bought something, I can only lambaste her for wasting money, but not buying anything yet wasting all the time in the world is murder.
I got so pissed that I borrowed my sis' phone and sat down at some corner just to play a game, all the while trying not to look up because I might end up ogling at beautiful legs and what lies between the legs, and get sued or something.
Very pissed at that moment. I hate people wasting my time.
And I had a very weird dream. I think it's damn fucking weird. I dreamt of Orchard road with mobile trains that can jump out of tracks and jeopardize the safety of potential passengers. And I dreamt of people from. Never mind.
And because I don't blog in a chronological order, I shall talk about lunch. Had lunch at some revolving tower shit. I got nauseous. Really. I enjoy kayaking and all, but sitting in a revolving tower makes me want to puke. Urgh. Managed to get used to the motion after awhile since I'm a flexible and adaptable person.
I did mention that my mum and sis went to Vietnam, right? And that I created an imaginary girlfriend only to imagine that I can have sex with her at home, because I'm an inconsiderable asshole. Anyway, they went to Vietnam because my uncle was getting married. No, he's not a poor thing that can only hold his wedding in Vietnam. He's going to hold his wedding twice =.=
So anyway, the new aunt came to Singapore with her family, and they were spamming Cantonese. I couldn't understand much, if any. That's one thing I cannot adapt to--language barriers.
But managed to have a good lunch. I was hungry.
Would be having some CIP later at plaza sing. 9PM. Not sure of the attire. I think PJs would do.
Come leh. I think it's some flag day thingy. I think I'd appreciate people who are willing to part with coins. I think I'd fellate/cunnilingus them.
Not fair. Why is 'fellate' with the green zigzag underscore when cunnilingus isn't? See? Sexist.
And LDW made an impossible demand. He wants us to attend his remedial at 7.30AM for 30minutes, before letting us go for our CIP. Seriously, what can he do within 30minutes? What the fuck is he thinking? Can I kill him? Pretty please? Seriously, he fails almost everyone for hair check, he does stupid stuff like fuck us for homework by taking our EZ-link cards, and now this.
You name it, he's done it.
I told my mum about his demand. And asked to pon it. She gave the green light. My sis backs me up too. Ahh..see? Familial ties. 患难见真情。Familial ties are exceptionally strong in the face of true adversity.
And I had the misfortune to come across an advertisement for The Arena. I shouldn't even capitalize the name nicely for that piece of pretentious bullshit of a program that was conceived when a producer decides to take a dump.
A HCI guy said something about 'What's civic-mindedness? Can eat or not? Blah blah blah...pretentious bullshit on how the world would end from the mouth of some shit-eating guy..blah blah blah'.
I liked the phrase 'What's blah blah? Can eat or not?' until this happened. If he was trying to be funny, I wasn't taken in by his shallow theatrics. He chucked it like a piece of shit onto the audiences, and they like shit in their face and so they laughed.
Why I hate that so much--if it's a humourous statement it can't be used for a debate. Using it in a debate depreciates the value it already had.
I guess I can't say too much about this 'debate'. After all, it's just a performance. I'd rather watch a mime.
Or masturbate to Runescape.
Or attempt to bend my Eiffel tower.
Or dismantle my Ferris Wheels.
OK I must admit that I don't really like HCI much. To be more fair to the speaker, the reason I hate it when he used that phrase: He didn't treat it like a joke at all. He simply, like I mentioned, threw shit. And I meant that metaphorically. He could've slowed down a little, emphasized more on that point(which I presume was meant to be humourous), made it more of a question than a statement, before carrying on with his argument. He didn't, and I hate him for that.
Never mind. It's depressing enough. Something interesting to note: I was killing demons in Runescape while typing this post. I guess this shows how much attention I give to both.
And I was watching the Ah Wang show on Channel 8 I think. I feel that it's supposedly a sad story. And its point is portrayed in a humourous way. Pity, people with brains are able to decipher what the scriptwriter is really trying to say.
It becomes even more obvious when this sentence pops out: 你当她是宝，她当你是傻瓜！
Or something along those lines.
Puts my predicament in perspective.
I can't sleep. My afternoon sleep refreshed me too much.
Kaishank logged on at like 1AM =.=
I just added a title for this post. It has the 'o9 behind it because I'm sure that I'd be able to live till next year, and that I'd sleep my afternoon off once more.
It's a promise.
-- 3/22/2008 12:40:00 AM
