New phone. Woots?
The only reason I didn't blog yesterday was the hot new phone I just got for my birthday. I mean, it was so hot that I dropped it almost immediately after contact with that slim piece of shit. I think I might end up regretting this purchase, because I don't like flimsy stuff.
I can only hope that this piece of metal half the thickness of my W800 would last my sudden incredible-hulk-like reactions.
I have something against flip/slide phones. I don't know, but they don't look sexy to me.
It's like, flip phones can be broken easily by just..over-flipping. Slide phones can be destroyed by..over-sliding. I like holding my phone in a vice-like grip. And squeezing as hard as possible. I did that with my w800, and it took it in its stride.
I had sex with it soon after. Copulating with phones can be so fun.
Let's see..when the person serving us was a load of fun. I had to subscribe for a new plan because my plan doesn't support 3G. And the new plan has the following features:
100minutes free talktime
Free incoming
500SMS. But it can be considered indefinite, as you can spam Singtel customers. When I mean spam, I really mean spam. It's free. I echoed my thoughts to him, and he just 'Aha yea, like you said, can spam'. What a bundle of joy.
Anyway, I just farted. I fart a lot. What's wrong with farting? Why do people go so weird and disgusted when someone farts? Don't they fart themselves, too? You mean to say that your fart smells much nicer? If you're a guy, you'd fart, loud, and admit. If you're not, then just shut the fuck up and suck your own balls because no one else would. Just because I let out a lot of air from my rectum doesn't mean that I'm inferior--it only means that my digestive system is good. OK I was crapping about the above statement, but I'm sure everyone farts at least 6times a day. I fart at least 10. I'm not sure.
And I have a handphone game. Sims 2. It's dang lame, it wastes my time, it's a bloody rip-off. The worse thing is that I'm playing it.
Someone send me Pokemon or something. I'd feel much healthier that way.
I always feel weird when people thank me in weird situations. Like...let's say that someone is sleepy. And I happened to SMS him(because I'm a gay and gays SMS guys and guys only), and he received it. And woke up, told me that he was sleeping. Then I'd apologize because I'm a nice guy, and say something like 'oh..sorry. never mind lah, go sleep then. nightz!' The reply from him would be a 'thanks'. I mean..that kind of and gratitude, I'd rather do without. This really translates into 'Oh, thanks for not bothering me', and if I'm stupid I'd have overlooked this, but I'm not stupid, and simply thanking me doesn't neutralize anything--the nature of the message is really just telling me to screw off.
Perhaps not in such strong terms, perhaps he doesn't mean it that way. But. Aye I don't even know why I'm complaining.
Oh, I might be camping in school. Camping in school=a lot of fun. And sex. And sex sex sex.
I'd go watch DGM76. It's stupid, this blog post. I feel that I've wasted my time and yours.
I'm sorry.
-- 3/27/2008 09:20:00 PM
