To: Foucault.
First and foremost: be honoured that I'm even giving you an entire blog post of mine. I've never seen anyone so patently stupid and retarded, and having come across such a fine specimen of the homo sapien, I felt impelled to dedicate this blog post to you, loser.
Your tag was plain stupid. I did not try to portray myself as a 'fucking hero'. First, there's no such thing as a fucking hero, unless you're a porn star. There's no need for a second point, as your brain would be jammed by the sudden influx of information giving by those few pixels above, and the blinding realization of your folly, and a sudden enlightenment on your part, that you're stupid and that you'd be rendering society useless with your stupidity.
And your suggestion to me seems too stupid to be true, I actually had to pinch myself to make sure that I wasn't dreaming. Seriously, who the fuck would go up to his own principal to slap him, just to prove his manliness? Better still, like I replied on my tagboard, why not jump down the building? Take the plunge! Show the world that you dare to take the plunge. And you'd hit the headlines with that inconsequential life of yours, creating the ninth wonder of the world.
Some random information about me: I don't do things just because people dare me to. For example, you can dare me to steal your balls. I'd do it, not because you dared me to, but because I want to show the world that you have no balls to begin with.
Back to the point. The very fact that you've read my blog posts would mean that you wasted quite a bit of time, more time than me typing. Because I type faster than you read. You're a slow piece of shit.
Oh, I just read a few of your other tags. You know what's offensive content? You. Why? Because being so slow and stupid is offensive.
The problem is, how can you be so certain that I tagged at Elgyn's blog? Just because I use the tag name 'moody' does not mean that I'm the one who tagged at Elgyn's blog, right? One more thing, you presumptuous cock. Even if I did say that Elgyn is gay, I meant it as 'happy', which is what you most probably aren't.
I'd tell you what. You tagged offensively on my tagboard, with the F word. If I choose to be nasty, well, I have your IP address. You want to try me? I can play with you, because I have no life. Play with me lah. Prove that you have no life, BIGGET! Bigget my ass, it's BIGOT. If you can't spell, don't try.
-- 3/15/2008 01:12:00 AM