Carrots.
I was eating some carrot just now during dinner, and felt that I just had to blog about carrots. Just joking, it's meant to be an excuse to get online earlier. Not that I need an excuse.
Anyway, I think that most parents would've told their children that eating carrots is good for eyesight. Right? And if we ask them why, there's no answer. If there is, it might come in this form:
Rabbits eat carrots too, that's why their eyesight is good.
And joke books often have this sort of jokes too.
Q: Why are carrots good for eyesights?
A: Rabbits eat them, that's why they don't wear spectacles.
OK it's about the same. Anyway, I was eating while thinking of shit. I believe that mud skippers eat shit. They don't wear spectacles. So should we eat shit?
And I'd add in more shit just because I can. I should weaken a mud skipper's eyesight, and make it wear contact lenses. So I can safely conclude that shit-eating people wear contact lenses? Weird innit?
Just joking, I know it's just a bluff to get picky children to eat their carrots. Just felt random.
Has anyone read about the randomness of Malaysian politics? Having a blog is a prerequisite to...I forgot all those election jargons. Never mind.
It's just stupid. I won't say whether it would be a success or a failure, because there's no point in predicting, and making a wrong prediction would make me look like some presumptuous dick. Not that I mind, but I don't see a point in people making a conclusion that I enjoy making asses out of you and me.
Anyway, I'd just say that it's damn stupid. Politicizing blogging does not equate to more votes towards the blogger himself. Boring. It's just food for thought. Not that I'm hungry right now, but that you people might be mentally-food-deprived, and I'm being a nice guy here.
Bottom line is: Who would bother reading? Or believing what they read? Never mind.
Oh yea. A lot of things happened yesterday. I think that typing that kind of shitty ordeal here would be rather humiliating/insulting to the victim himself. Not that I mind spreading the word, but that I don't want to be seen as some vicious backstabber or saboteur (though there's not much to sabotage). It's just quite freaky. I really feel sorry for him.
But I'm a hypocrite, so don't count on it.
Back to watching One Piece.
-- 4/24/2008 06:34:00 PM
