Chopper hunt (1)
As you people probably already know, I've been sort of sucked into a Tony Chopper fever. I think it'd kill me soon, because, well, it just would. I can't get him out of my head. Yes, it's a male reindeer, and an anime character. Someone kill me please. I don't want to die melting.Disclaimer: This would be some random rantings of a guy who's about to turn gay and indulge in bestiality, so people who cannot tahan, please, don't read on. But I know you people would read on no matter the contents. It's obvious, you people are interested in the conversion of a normal testosterone-filled guy into a guy who goes gaga over a cute anime character, who isn't even a human. Not even female. It's a freaking male reindeer. I think I'm scary, really.
Was at Dhoby Ghaut just now. Went to PS to makan dinner, and find Chopper at Comics Connection. Disappointing, the guy at the corner referred us to Sunshine plaza or something. He drew us a map. By 'us', I mean Chongxin, Shank and me. I sort of memorized the map easily (due to my fervor to find Chopper stuffed toys and plushy-es), and we set off to hunt for him. Chopper hunt! Sexciting! Yea. So we rushed to find him, before the shops close down.
We found a shop after a long time, and DON'T HAVE! So I think I'm going there next week or something, just for chopper. I love him too much. I don't know why, I love him too much.
Shit. I can't even watch a single episode of One Piece if it contains Chopper. Which would contain Chopper, seeing as he's part of the crew. So how? Die.
By 'can't even watch a single episode', I mean that I can't watch a single episode without going gaga over how cute he is, how sexy he moves, the cute sound effect whenever he walks in his small human form. Whatever you call it. Really, he's irresistible. I always have the urge to prt scr and save any random pictures of him rolling around, blah blah. He's effing cute!
I think everyone knows that I'm a very manly person. I mean, the hair on my legs would be a true testament to my manliness, and I know most people are envious of me, that's why they'd want to insult me and degrade me just to cover up their insecure dicks. Really, I'm can't be bothered with such people. And some people would argue that if I can't be bothered, why would I even post this in the first place. Well, I'm only bothered enough to type a few sentences regarding those shits. So I'm done.
The above would lead to my following point, why I'm so in love with Chopper. The reason is would be given: I don't know. One would always think that a manly person such as myself would never fall prey to cuteness and such stuff. But really, I'm melting. Or I melted. I don't know. I'm rather screwed by him, and I don't even know why.
People would think that I'm gay, and I'd agree. Die already. Everyone keesiao already. Die. And to prove that I'm really keesiao, here are two pictures of Tony Chopper, the one I love:
I think I'm really screwed. Anyway, I think that whenever I upload, it'd be about Chopper. I'm never angry about anything anymore, since Chopper's with me wherever I go. Sobs, I'm touched. Thanks, Chopper. And no, I'm not talking about helicopters or knives or anything metallic--screw you.
Shit. I think I might as well cut off my sexual reproduction organs and become a fan girl. This would be because there's no such thing as a fan boy.
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Part 2 should come in when I get my beloved.
-- 4/20/2008 11:35:00 PM