上吐下泻
Oh, wow, end of Term 2. Big deal.
Spent half the day grovelling in pain. Stomach discomfort--I hate this. Couldn't pay attention during lessons, yet couldn't sleep. Plain torture.
Didn't go for maths remedial, too uncomfortable liao. Can die one. Took 88, and tried to hold in my vomit, but just CMI. 5more minutes and I wouldn't have puked on my bag. I think the last time I puked was..last year, when I got totally drunk.
Slept most of my afternoon off, and went to take my shower at like 8.30.
Was shitting halfway when I felt like retching. Finally, I've achieved the famed '上吐下泻' phenomenon. Am proud.
I didn't know I ate so much for lunch though, I thought I didn't have much of an appetite. Che, whatever. It came out anyway, and the toilet floor became rather gooey even after cleaning up. Am proud to be able to produce such exceptionally gooey chyme.
How I wish my stomach is made of rubber. Ah never mind.
I'm sleepy. It's tiring having to achieve '上吐下泻'. Urgh. Damn sleepy, damn hungry. Yet I can't eat because I don't feel like wasting food by puking.
OK I'm sleepy. And don't have anything else to say. Oh yea, there's the IN section in the straits times. Got something about sex and relationships. Shall attack that article tomorrow, if I'm feeling better.
-- 5/23/2008 09:03:00 PM
