Sex in a train compartment?
Read the newspapers in the morning during English period, and found it rather amusing, the flash mob iFea.
I think I've been doing it alone all the time. OK not really. Singing my school song alone in the train compartment can't be considered flash mobbing--I'm just a public nuisance. I like being a public nuisance.
I love myself.
Oh yea, have I mentioned the couple that looked like they were ready to have sex on the train? I was with WC on Friday night and we were going back home on the purple line when we saw this couple. The lady had those 'screw me' eyes, and the guy was just stoning, because men can't think properly when they're horny. Anyway, they alighted, and I was asking WC something rather intelligent, a scenario only I can come up with.
This is the scenario: You're on a train, and suddenly a couple strips and starts having sex. The other people on that compartment are part of the 'FLASH mob', and they just go about doing their own stuff, reading newspapers, listening to MP3s, etc etc. And the sexers are just in front of you, humping and enjoying themselves in public light, groaning seemingly only for you to hear(since the other commuters don't seem to be interested in real life porn). So what do you do? Try not to look disturbed? Tell them that it's not really OK to do what they should to at home in public?
At this point of describing the scenario, I went to check out the prohibited items on the train, and they are: Durians, food and drinks, smoking, flammable liquids. Yea. No 'No sex'. Therefore, sex is legal on trains.
Back the the point, though there isn't much of a point. What would you do if you were in that situation, in which a couple starts having actual sex right before your eyes, and everyone treats it as if it happens everyday?
Never mind about that.
And that section about flash mobbing had a part about skinny jeans, and I think it's stupid because it's meant for females, and I'm a man oozing testosterone from my sweat glands(don't know whether it's biologically possible for most, but definitely for me). I won't ever spoil my balls. In fact, I keep my handphone in my chest pocket, to minimize the effect of radiation on nuts. So why would I squeeze to spoilness?
Skinnies = spoil balls, and the section wrote something about skinnies being rampant in SJI and ACS(BR), therefore their balls all spoil liao. I guess.
Oh yea, since skinny jeans were meant for females, but are getting prevalent in the male population, let's make a bet: when would males start wearing skirts? Not talking about the Scots. Or whatever ethnic culture or what religion or what thing that requires skirt-wearing from males. I'm talking about when males would start wearing skirts to Orchard Road, and not wear anything under the skirt except for panties. Or something. You want to girlify yourself, do it thoroughly lah, why stop at 'skinnies'?
On a completely different note: Myanmar.
Of the cyclone Nargis and the junta. I think this might be a bit childish of me, but it seems to me that the Myanmar people are being oppressed. I think that much is apparent. Yet no one seems to be doing anything substantial against the junta. What's the point in cutting down economic sanctions when all you do is harm the people? What's the point in sending letters of condemnation if they don't even care about what the world thinks of them? If they don't even give a fuck about what you say, and carry on oppressing the people, there are 2 options:
1) Give up, let the people suffer and don't be a hypocrite by 'condemning their actions' while it's all just NATO(no action talk only).
2) Stop all that crap talking and condemning, and just invade Myanmar. If reasoning fails, just whack.
Any other viable options? Really, there's no point in just talking, giving 'international pressure', because it won't work. It's proven already, the what?-referendum for the what?-seven steps to democracy, the votes cast by voters can't be counted. They don't know what they're voting for, they just do what they're told because they don't dare to vote 'No'.
If the vote for that whatshit referendum comes through by such an unorthodox method of repression, I can't see how successful a democracy Myanmar would prove to be in the near future.
That's just about the junta, now the cyclone Nargis hit Myanmar right? I hope I spelt that right. Either way, it's quite disgusting to see how the junta refuses aid from other countries. Urgh. Never mind, I'm just a bit pissed off, even though it has nothing to do with me at all.
Oh yea, went to Compass Point yesterday to..stone in the library. Tio stalked by KWK and Ed. Freaky. Went to find Dog after that, and she was with her friend, so we just stoned there and pretended to take videos of her or something. Damn fun.
Oh yea. The Final Countdown tomorrow. I'd be singing it at the auditorium, so go there and take videos of me please, I'm an attention seeker and I'd really love the attention, so I hope that you'd give it to me. I should take a picture of the list and put it up here, but it slipped my mind.
Never mind, good things must wait one.
I don't think I'd live to regret having chosen to sing the song, because I'd die of shame.
Ah well, 4years in Cat High, no reason to not go, right? That's what I love about myself, my woohoo!-just do it spirit.
-- 5/12/2008 09:13:00 PM
