Uncle's wedding.
Woke up damn early today, and am shocked that I was able to last the morning.
Uncle's wedding today, and I was willing to go temple with them and all. But when I woke up and went to shit, I found gooey yellow fecal matter. I found it quite gross and wondered whether a repeat of the famed phenomenon would occur again, while secretly wishing that it would not recur. But looking at that yellow pile of mess in the toilet bowl was quite unsettling, and I think I grew to appreciate solid shit more than ever.
Anyway, the shitting experience just before my shower was quite shitty. I didn't shit shit, I shat liquid. I didn't like that feeling, people who knows me knows that I don't like diarrhoea. I like the feeling of solids forcing their way into the world. Anyway, I just sat there and pushed all the goo out of my system.
I couldn't bring myself to appreciate my work. Yellow liquid. Urgh.
Went to the temple and all. Rather zoned out. Lack of sleep. Reached home after lunch, and went to sleep. Woke up and went to shit. Wahhhh diarrhoea again. This time black colour.
Attacked Woony at the wedding dinner. I did say that he's my cousin. Quite nice to bully, too. Can't be helped, he's rather cute after all. I guess.
Oh yea, I was given the title 'Uncle' by some kid who threw something on the floor. That something rolled over to me and he 'UNCLE! Got thing!' or something. Cute kid, and I was rendered speechless.
The title caught on amongst my cousins. Oh, the shame.
Brought my uncle up to his suite with another uncle. He was drunk, forced to drink by colleagues and friends. Quite funny, he could've asked me to help him tank some of the alcohol. I guess he forgot, but never mind. His loss muahaha. The suite was rather fun, I was thinking of kouping some beautiful glass decorations on all the beautifully decorated lights lighting the corridor. But I realized that it'd take time and couldn't be bothered anymore.
F, I'm damn tired now. 1.38AM. Urgh. I think I'd go see the doctor or something tomorrow if the problem persists. I'm already missing solid shit. RAWR!
Oh yea, P5 camp tomorrow. Would be missing for a few days. Miss me. Short post, don't even have the energy to type much.
-- 5/26/2008 01:20:00 AM
