My rules on EQ.
I'm sure everyone has received his/her fair share of snide comments, whether or not they were deliberate. Some people don't think before they shoot their mouths off, or they give inappropriate answers which are not politically correct. Or at least they seem to be the case to me.
For example, when you ask someone whether he is busy, he might say yes. Then you'd add in 'So am I bothering you? If so then talk to you later.' Then he 'Thanks' you. Is it just me or is the part about thanking wrong?
If I were to talk to other people, the recipient should feel grateful and honoured. Because I am..me. And thanking me is akin to reaffirming that I'm a pain in the ass and that the other party is grateful that I offered to shut the fuck up. Perhaps that painted the picture well? If the other party whom I'm interested in talking to really wants to bring its point across(it because its my subject, and subjects are objects. To me, in my own microcosm of existence), it should APOLOGIZE. Like, 'Sorry, bit busy now, talk to you later k? Really really sorry, shall kiss your feet later as a form of apology'. Of course I'm over-exaggerating(get my point?), but seriously, just because you're busy doesn't mean anything. Ahaha I'm just making noise to increase the word count of this blog post.
Heck, why am I even blogging? Che, I should be training lah. Like, seriously. Anyway, what's my next point on EQ?
Ah, like. Let's say that guy A was asked out by girl a. A for capital because...guys have...sharp protruding things(?) and girls have...circles? Spheres? Yea anyway, A was asked by a out. Then when a asked A why A is so ready to go out with her, A replies egotistically: Because I'm a gentleman. You might not see anything wrong with that statement, but I won't fault you for that because not many people can see that. I mean, just because you're a gentleman doesn't mean that you need to go out with a right? It's almost as if you're going out with a just to be a gentleman, and that A can use a as a testament to his 'gentlemanliness'.
I think it's bullshit, but I hope you see the light. Perhaps A was just joking, no one knows, but if I were a I'd shut him up and slap his balls impotent.
Oh and you can substitute 'gentleman' with 'nice'. It's not as if you need to be nice to a. She's not asking for a donation, you don't need to take pity on her when she's not asking for it.
By the way, I chose A and a because I like confusing readers. Do you feel confused? And I love my name, and my name starts with A. Can't help it. Occupational hazard.
I have a problem now. The 'I'm not good enough' syndrome. I always feel that way before something catastrophic happens. Never mind. I think I should be able to control myself. Muahaha.
Now what's there to say? Um. Ah, should blog about someone who stank and reeks of sloppiness. I don't know whether this would wake him up or not, but I'm just putting a disclaimer here: You don't need to admit that you're who I'm blogging about. You ownself know can already. Many years down the road, if you heed my advice, you'd be a successful person and when you look back, you'd see me as a beacon for you, lost ship. Somehow I'm very egotistic today. Occupational hazard once again, but this is digression. My bad. Anyway, heed my advice. If not I might get sick of you. And I really don't know whether this would work or not, but if I don't scold you now, there's no point scolding you later.
It is OK to wear your school uniform more than once before washing, but when you get drenched in water/sweat, and you walk around under the hot sun, perhaps it'd be wise to, I don't know, wear another set? What the fuck are you thinking? Seriously, you stink. As in, literally. It was rather much of a torture being near you. Your AOE is like dang huge. Stop being so sloppy. What if your primary school classmates see you? What would they think? 'Oh, R is so smelly, I better inform everyone else because he doesn't even bother about personal hygiene'.
You looked at me in a different light when I dug my nose in public. And you were mortified when I wiped it on my pants. You thought that was disgusting, but at least the filth of mucus accumulated on my pants a day can't beat yours when you wear the same set of clothes for 5 consecutive days. You are not poor and you are definitely not pathetic. If you want BO, that's the way to go. Good luck.
Somehow I feel that you can't be bothered with things. Just hearing your voice and tone at times really puts me off. You're saying 'I don't care' in my face. Or at least that's what I feel. Work on your tone. If you really like her that much, you should give her the best 'You', and not the best 'What she wants'. Bring out the best in yourself. And don't give me crap like 'I'm no good, I'm useless'. Fuck you. You are what you think. You are what you see yourself as. You're on the road to losership and being a failure; good luck, you're succeeding in failing.
You're becoming sloppy because of a special someone, yet the sloppier you become the further she gets. She's not the kind who sees sloppiness as a positive attribute in a man. I hope you understand this. Somehow I think that special relationships with others don't work when you feel so strongly for the other person that it affects your life. You have your own life, you have your own existence, you have your own circle of friends. You don't need her to live, you don't need her for anything. She is just a bonus, a supplementary vitamin, someone you can do without, yet live a perfectly normal life. Yet you choose to give up on your staple food because of this supplementary vitamin. You must be able to live without her to live with her. You don't live with her only because you need her. You live with her because you want to. You get the point? I hope you understand lah. If not I blog so much at 2.50AM while neglecting my RS account on auto-spider attack mode and risking death for what?
You better fucking wake up to your staple food. Don't suffer from anorexia. Don't kill yourself. If you forsake your staple food, there's no point in having supplementary vitamins already. You lived without her for 15years. You can live without her forever.
Don't love her because you need her, love her because you want to.
If you love her because you need her, then you might as well treat her as food.
Do I even make sense? I hope I do. I hope you realize something. I hope you wake up. I hope I won't be too sleepy later. Extra lessons. Remedial. Yeah.
-- 7/12/2008 02:08:00 AM
