Rat's fruit ability.
Before I start on tonight's erotica, I shall talk about how a motorcycle on a walkway scared the balls out of me while I was walking down the path, playing Pokemon. Yea, narrated.
The guy driving the motorcycle laughed a bit. My reaction was dang huge, I jumped off the walkway, whatever it's called, and onto the grass. THE GUY LAUGHED AT ME! IT WAS HIS FAULT! But I found it funny too. I love my own reactions. Simply put, I love myself.
Anyway, the topic for tonight is erotica. Some people might find my blog morally degraded because of it, but I do what I like, and others' may choose to have their own opinions on my way of living and typing and posting and whatever.
So, being a hypocrite I am, I'm going to warn you people not to read the below of you people might find it offensive. I mean, I've only posted an erotica blog post once before this.
Enough said. Injoy. Hope you pop a boner, whoohoo!
Oh and this has a bit of One Piece element.
Oh yea, forget about all the grammar mistakes generated. Because there would be none. I'm perfect.
Shit, how do I start?
OK.
Rat had never found himself handsome or aesthetically pleasing. He didn't have much of a figure either. He was in shade only because round is a shape.
Every time he looks into the mirror, he can only see some piece of shit staring back at him. Perhaps this is because he didn't have much confidence in his face and figure. All the Fs.
Everyone around him seemed to be having sex on a daily basis, enjoying it while he's left behind. No one cared about him, because they already had their own sex partners. Or mass orgies, and everyone was careful to exclude Rat and his small dick.
He did not want this to carry on. He couldn't face the prospect of being a virgin for the rest of his life, because undoubtedly he would not have a wife given his appearance. He thought that there was no way out for him, because even plastic surgery can't perform miracles for him. He was that bad.
He knew that there was no way out for him. He wanted to die, to end his life because he was too ugly to live on. He was sorry for treading on the same earth as other humans and wishes to be reborn as a clam. But for him to be reborn, he needed to end his life. Just as he was about to take the plunge, some divine power threw him a fruit. In a husky voice, the sound of the above tugged at his heartstrings:
'Dear Rat, I've tried to give you a better life by giving you such a face and body. You are a fucking horny person, and your life could only go downhill if you were to have sex. You'd become a morally degraded man; that was a screwed plan I tried to change for you. But I don't wish for your death. So I hereby throw you this fruit, the Horny-Horny fruit, in the hopes that you would put it to good use. After consumption, you would live an entirely different life. But do practice discretion.'
A weird horn-shaped fruit landed on Rat's head, and he fell unconscious. Upon waking up on his bed with the fruit by his side, he wasted no time eating it. It tasted horrible and he fainted.
The next morning, he felt damn weird. Rat awoke with a boner and creamed pants. He had a wet dream, and was proud. He wanted to make it happen, and as promised by the above, he tried out whatever was unlocked to him on a random, beautiful passerby. Her name was unimportant, what mattered most is the potential satisfaction to be gained. He leered at her and locked her eyes in his gaze while she felt an overpowering charm exude from him.She had never been so turned on before, and when Rat signalled for her to follow, she did as ordered.
Gah. I can't carry on here. It just sounds too sick. I'm not going to be proud of it either. I think I shall like go set up fictionpress or something just to put erotic stories. Not here. I'm blushing already. Ahh, I shy.
Anyway, I think I should post certain things about the school some other day. Stuff like queues really piss me off. Yea. I'm ending this post here. The above is the introduction for what you might be able to find in fictionpress some other day. Blah.
-- 7/23/2008 08:44:00 PM
