08.08.08
Is there anything to blog about today? I forgot.
Shit.
Oh yea, I'm patriotic. I love Singapore, I really do.
And there are some special dates in the month of August, and these dates are:
08.08.08, which just passed, and 20/08/2008. Heh. And you can add 7.8.08 for CX's 16th birthday. You're 16 now right? Whoohoo, you can, like, go watch NC16 movies liao, congratz! I still have such a long wait.
Effing hungry.
Oh yea, speech day was more of a prize presentation kind of thing lah. Quite sian, was playing the bionicles game instead. Nothing much to pay attention to anyway. And I broke YC's highscore on his phone and it stayed there for a few hours. He said he destroyed it. Sobs. But that's not my top standard mah! My highscore is this: 1135549. The nearest was 1.07million, by Adarling. Dang scary, I thought I'd lose my position as God. Ah well. Have to work harder! I mean, this is the time to be playing and chionging such games instead of studying for the O's lah. Any rational person would be able to come up with the decision to play such games instead of studying. Yea.
Oh and the NDP celebrations was quite fun. The parade was a bundle of joy. Quite proud of the Guard of Honour, because it's NCC Land. But I felt that the arm swing wasn't that coordinated. Maybe it's just me, or the height difference was a bit huge. Ah well.
Oh and ELGYN was performing lah. Dang cute. Like the Whoohoo! kind of cute. I even took a video of him. I was seated on the...I don't know what you call that. But other 4-7 people followed suit. Heh. Me trend setter.
I'd like to comment on the Colours Award though. I feel that SJAB leaders should be getting more awards. I don't think Timo got anything, and I feel that the school is fucked up in that case. I love Cat High, but sometimes their cock-eyedness really riles me. SJAB got Gold unit for the first time, and its thanks to this batch of Sec4s, and there's only one recipient? And it's not the Colours Award, it's the one that all CCA heads would get.
I understand the part about slogging your guts out not for recognition, but for something more noble like service to the school, sense of satisfaction in your CCA, blah blah blah. But isn't recognition the whole point behind the Colours Award? Argh, I have nothing more to say already. We should organize our own Colour Award. I read Terence's blog about the Awards shit. But really Terence, I respect you as our class chairman. No wait, I respect my class chairmen. Heh. Be glad I'm blogging about you ah Terence Szeto. (:
OK I don't know what to say anymore. My phone died on me. I hate it when that happens.
Now Runescape keeps logging me out. What the fuck! I mean, I leave my account there to fight, checking in occasionally to feed it. But NO, they just have to sign me out for no reason! OK maybe there's a reason that I can't think of, but really, I'd rather take some time off Runescape while training just to blog. I can't live on Runescape alone after all.
Perhaps you might have already seen this, but heh. Go this blog to read up on...Daniel, otherwise known as the Bishan Gay by students.
http://euphoric-essence.blogspot.com/
Oh yea. There are people who would spoil someone else's day just because they get pissed. Let's say A, B, C, D, E are classmates. A wanted B to book tickets for everyone to go to the movies, but B didn't know the movie preferences of A, C, D, E. So B tells A, who knows and can settle such stuff quickly, to order the tickets instead. But A refuses, and a slight argument ensues which ends when A gets pissed off and leaves away from the group, citing that it's 'their loss', becoming a serious mood-dampener for the group.
Moral of the story: Don't ever make friends with people like A. Not that you'd go up to A and talk to him to try to get him to be your friend, but that you'd get approached by people the likes of A and get talked into becoming his friend simply because you can't bear to break his heart. And when that happens he'd stick to you like some sticky plaster, SMSing you every minute detail in his life, like which homework he/she is going to do, which porn video he/she is watching, which handphone he/she is going to buy or is considering buying.
Does that even make sense? I mean, no one is interested enough in your life to want to know all that shit. No one cares about which porn star you like, really. If I like a porn star, I'd keep that to myself. Saying that you like a certain porn star doesn't guarantee bonuses and boners; screw you.
Another thing to note is that they never seem to know that they are exhausting any form of goodwill others have for them. If I have a friend, I'd know when to stop attacking his nipples in order to sustain the friendship. But for people like A, they aren't even friends with the others, yet expect them to be subservient to him like dogs having to listen to him or get starved.
Their mentality is such: I'm better than you, I'm a genius you're not, it's your fucking honour to even know me, so if you rile me, I can pangseh you and go away and leave you alone to die and try get the movie tickets yourself.' The kind that suffers from morbid jealousy. Like, you know, the 'If I can't have it, you can't either' kind of mentality. A very sick kind of person I guess.
It's really sickening to put up with such people.
Oh, another thing to note is that they never know that they are hated. Even if any of them reads this post, they won't even think that it's them. So you can be assured that if you think I'm referring to you, you're not the kind of person I hate.
Rat's Story:
So now Rice has a melted phone camera and the video of Frogger shagging C. Ken. Quite a scary thought eh? But it's video-ed and ready to post on forums and stuff. Rice had a hard time deciding whether or not to do it and decided to shelve his plans for now.
In the meanwhile, Rat was on his bus home when he saw yet another hot, after office hours lady. He was very much turned on, and wanted to settle things there and then because he was Sex. So he turned on his invisibility mode with her, and started with their sexercise. Moans could still be heard though. And the aroma of their love-making in a rather crowded bus was quite pungent and definitely outstanding. Thinking that the supernatural energy was gathered on the bus, people whipped out cameras and snapped away and took lengthy videos. They saw the sexers and took a video of them in their naked glory while they were oblivious to whatever was happening.
This was clearly Sex in overdrive. Ever realized how people always think about Sex? Ever wondered why people want Sex so much? Ever wondered why people can't resist the temptations of Sex, especially for the males? The problem is that people just can't control their physical needs. Sex is like breathing; it happens anytime, anywhere, anyhow, anyone. Except that breathing happens all the time.
Perhaps Rat would like someone in the near future, but that someone would definitely not like Rat, because Rat would have raped her willingly first. No man or woman can resist Sex in the form of Sex(that didn't make sense). But even if Rat did manage to get to have sex with her, so what? Having the key to her door doesn't mean that you have the key to her heart. I can even write that part out now, but there's no point.
Yes, it's an abrupt end to the chronicles of the Rat. Oh wait. Next year is the year of the Ox. I shall write about the chronicles of the Ox in the next Chinese year. Or maybe I should just write it now.
I watched the torching of the Olympic torch. A rather magnificent sight to behold. Referring to the fireworks. I think that's a proud moment for China. I watched the flames, taking time off my training at the spiders lor. I think I'm damn noble.
Whoohoo Olympics start liao.
Oh yea, and you know the 8million jackpot? I find it weird. With so many people betting for one event, Singapore Pools sure have a lot more money to earn even if the prize is 10million. I think I should set up another Singapore Pools. Call it the Alastair's Gambling Den. And I'd pocket all the money. Whoohoo!
-- 8/08/2008 11:58:00 PM
