Rat's Innocence introduced.
I got 210k more experience to level up my strength, and I plan to use my whole night to level that up. I can imagine speech day to be boring and sleepable. Hell yeah. And I don't really have to watch the NDP in our school after all. I don't even remember why I'm blogging. I keep forgetting things. Don't know why.
Oh yea...on Monday, Mr. Heng raided our class. I was playing Lego Bionicle Defenders on my handphone after finishing the essay on 'Hair', in which I lambasted hair-loving guys in a half-arsed way. Ah then he raided my class when I was sitting on the floor staring at the handphone screen. I could only sit on the floor coz my phone was charging, as usual. It'd be a waste for all that potential energy to lie around without being used. That's global warming. But if you charge in school, you're helping the Earth! My word is law, take it.
So he came in with his sweat-soaked shirt(don't know what he was doing) and started screaming at Ying Shiang for his alleged 'poorly written' essay. All because he packed his bag and was about to leave. Poor thing, and he got screamed at by Mr. Heng. During the second raid, in which I was in a compromising position on the floor, he effing walked around to check other peoples' scripts. I was EFFING scared, because I used certain phrases which would definitely incur his wrath, including some that I came up with on my own. Like 'I felt like a condom--used and discarded'. Yes, I used it. I mentioned something about pubic hair also. I brought the story across jokingly, but the underlying message is dang real, but he wouldn't read the whole essay to get the point so he'd definitely kill me for using those words. Lucky he didn't read mine. Phew.
Then he wrote some English on the board, and my impression of him changed for the worse. Never really liked his hair and sweat-soaked shirt in the first place, but his writing is the closest thing to illegible, and that says a lot when it comes from me. Forget it.
Anyway, somehow it's always me vs. the whole class when we get into debates during SS. I'm always standing on the wrong side, and I'm the only one to fight for my point. In this case, I stood on Iraq's side because I got the choice and I choose to stand for Iraq because it's harder to attack the statement that the war against Kuwait was 'completely wrong'. OK I don't think I got thrashed, but I don't know why my classmates always end the discussion with 'YES WE WIN'.
OK some guy tried to chat me up on Runescape. Asked me for my strength level, which i replied with 90. Then he said 'Whoa. Nice. Congratz too. Lol'. The full-stops just means he pressed enter to start a new sentence. Then I told him 'Um. Thanks?' in one complete enter, and he '...I hate when ppl are like that' and I told him to 'Deal with it.' And he thought I was PMSing so I told him I'm a guy. Now he thinks I'm a tomgirl/transexual. What the fuck. And he says he's from America. HIS ENGLISH SUCKS AND HE JUST DIED WHOOHOO! Let's see whether he'd beg me to keep his grave there or not. OK he didn't. AHAHA HIS GRAVE MARKER COLLAPSED. Piece of noobshit. Now he's trying to make noise at me. Said I'm a Mexican or something. Don't see what's wrong with Mexicans, but I don't think he knows where Singapore is in the first place. Piece of shit.
He completely didn't make sense so I deleted him from the friends' list and turned my private chat to friends only. I ended with 'Talking to you degrades my English.'
Now some random person came to play with spiders. Her/his IGN: 'Erotic Queen'.
I don't have much to say already. Maybe I should start on my erotica.
'Rat, I made you the second Sex God for a fucking reason, and not for screwing frogs. You're supposed to make the waorld a better place by making love and releasing oxytocin, or C
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Bam! and Rat got knocked out cold. He woke up in the middle of the streets completely naked, but no one seemed to take notice of him. At the same time, he noticed his man meat glowing green. He attributed his invisibility to the glowing, and realized that he could control whether people could see him or not simply by restricting blood flow to the brain, blah blah blah blah blah some sophisticated piece of shitty science that doesn't make sense blah blah blah, that's why he can become invisible. Whoohoo! Now he can go to the females' showers.
Sexcited, he popped a boner and raped a random girl who couldn't see him. Of course she enjoyed every moment of it, being caressed and penetrated by something she can't see. Quite intriguing. If you watched 'Hollow man', it's about a man who..I forgot. Some experiment and he couldn't be seen and he went to rape his neighbour and wanted to rape his colleague. Whoohoo! And after the deed was done and he exploded into her spurt after spurt. Like the PSHIIIIIIIIIPSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPSHIIIIIIIIIIII kind. The whoohoo! kind.
He went back to school, determined to kill Frogger and C. Ken, but the sight of her repulsed him. Protective mechanism once more, something about her just makes people want to stay a radius of 5metres away. Scary ability with a huge AOE. He couldn't stand it, and he couldn't synchronize with his Innocence, and it's almost as if Kairoseki was against him. I forgot how to spell sea stone. I forgot the termloginoy, but readers know can already. He just felt helpless in her presence. He needed to get away before he gets raped again.
Rat then got to know that his good friend, Noj, in the forum case is in trouble. He wanted to help, and the only thing he knew was to get her horny, and it might go into overdrive once more. He didn't want Noj's virginity to be broken by Frogger, so he hinted Noj to get away from the area to leave C. Ken with Frogger alone. Then, he morphed his Innocence into the ranged form(he parasitic type), and shot a huge blast of green X(X because he didn't know what it was, he just wanted to get them to sex each other). Frogger and C. Ken started making out right there under the public eye, almost as if a person is eating on the bus without a care. There's nothing wrong with eating on public transports, just as there's nothing wrong with having sex in public. Seriously. So Frogger and C. Ken were locked in an intimate French kiss, getting turned on by each other more and more. Soon, C. Ken's school uniform was off and up up and away and whoohoo! and her hippo skin reflected her oiliness in full glory.
Rat and Noj couldn't take it anymore and ran away from that fearsome sight. But Rice took an entire video of the Sex. He had nefarious plan..
Awright, 120k more exp =.= think I should tank and level up before sleeping?
Maybe I'd just bring it down.
Oh yea, I think I should be referred to as the Lego Bionicle Defenders God lah. I mean, I played it for 2days and I broke the highscores set by the people who played it before me. A million plus points, beat that. I think I'm being dang humble by just referring to myself as a God of that game.
And being a God comes with its benefits. One of the prerogatives I have is that when people question my strategies in placing towers, I can simply shoot back with 'What's your highscore?' Nothing else can be said already.
I win.
-- 8/07/2008 08:51:00 PM
