In the name of Love.
I updated this post, so yea. You can read it through again because my blog posts don't waste time de.
As usual, I was reading 'Mindyourbody', which comes with The Straits Times every Thursday, when I saw the cover page, which was about sex. OK I forgot the exact words, but it was something about Dangerous Liaisons. Something along those lines lah screw you, I forgot. Anyway, the picture was some hot girl with some hot guy(not that I know he's hot, but that he should be, considering the girl's heat), in some provocative position.
Maybe that's not the cover page. I forgot. Perhaps I made that up. My mind enjoys playing tricks on me.
Anyway, so I read up on how liberal Singapore has become, over the years, and I decided that it's time for someone as horny as me to say something about love and sex. Maybe more about the abstract iFea of 'Love'.
I think I'd just bullshit my way through. A lot to post about.
Males are always able to discern between sex and love. I can sex some random girl but not love her. OK maybe I'd love her when I'm sexing her, but before or after the deed? But it's normally different for girls. They sex people they love. Unless she's a nymphomaniac, that much is obvious.
F, I just stated the obvious.
Anyway, so there I was, sitting down there and thinking about what my sex fiend of a son said many months back about the difference between 'Sex', and 'Making love'. So yea.
I remember blogging about how girls should NEVER sex their boyfriends. Sex is a wonderful thing, but too much of a good thing makes it bad. You know it's the end of the relationship when he tries to sodomize you in a public toilet. Why? Because guys just want to do it. Sex grips guys at the balls and males don't exactly have much control over their bodies. Maybe it's because of the Y chromosome, which results in a smaller amount of genetic material. Sad.
But in the name of Love(I'm adding this paragraph just to link back to the title of the post), girls still do it. In the hopes of a better relationship with the guy or something. They don't understand that for them, it's making love, but for their boyfriends, it's just sex.
Of course, I have to uphold my bad/horny/mad image by saying stuff like I won't refuse sex if it's given to me(not that that's much possible), but seriously, fe
males who read my blog, why bother with sex when you can wait?
After all, good things must wait one.
The average age for Singaporeans to lose their virginity is 18.4. I think it'd lower. Maybe it already has. Then think about how that statistic is just an average. It's not the lowest.
I seriously think it's scary. I fear for my daughters. Sex is seriously not a thing for us to experiment with.
Ever wondered how people do stupid things in the name of Love? I find it stupid.
Here's a non-exhaustive list of stupid things people do:
1) Sexual stuff. They do some heavy petting here and there, penetrate multiple orifices, and poke things that shouldn't be poked. Why? Because they love each other and petting and all that sexual stuff is an expression of love.
I agree.
2) Suicide. Why? Oh, boohoo, he/she/it left me, I have no reason to live anymore. He/she/it was the only reason why I'm breathing. The stimulus for breathing isn't carbon dioxide build-up, it's him/her/it...
Now that he/she/it is gone, it's time for me to go too...
Suicide over someone who isn't your blood relative? Don't waste your life.
3) Plastic surgery. He/she/it would love for me to look like that, to have bigger this, to have 2 balls(guys who have only one ball can insert a fake rubber one).
Because love is superficial, I'd only love someone if he/she/it is cute, beautiful, hot, sexy, booby, blah blah blah. Also, he/she/it must be a virgin, because I am a very traditional person who treats people who have sex before marriage as whores.
In case you haven't notice, I'm not using sarcasm. Not in the previous sentence either.
4) Anorexic. I'm quite sure I spelt it correctly. Oh, for the sake of my boyfriend who is infatuated with poles, rakes, and the like, I am so going to become anorexic because only then I'd be able to be loved by him. Love is only defined by mass.
If I'm fat, if I'm of a healthy weight, if I'm not skin and bones, I wouldn't be loved!
5) Kill. 'Oh, she's going out with another guy, I have to kill that guy. Or her.' The recent murder case that splashed newspapers headlines was allegedly fuelled by 'love'. I really don't see what's so lovey-dovey about stabbing people and throwing them out of the window, or stabbing 3women and locking yourself in the house.
Heard of the term morbid jealousy? It's a new medical term, designed by psychiatrists who wants to earn money off murderers by labelling them insane. The 'if I can't have it, no one else can' kind of mentality is dubbed insane here. I think it's a matter of family upbringing, so yea.
_l_
Soon, there'd be the 'I don't want to go to school so I'd pon school' kind of mentality, which would be then be given a medical status and psychiatrists can earn money from concerned parents and lazy students.
That's why I want to become a psychiatrist--to coin new illnesses and help the lazy people become even lazier. My form of repaying society.
Can't be bothered with that stupid topic any longer.
I watched the closing ceremony of the Paralympics. I watched a bit here and there of the events, and seriously it left me with a profound sense of humility. Here I am, typing away with ease, wasting my life away while there are others out there who treasure their lives when they are seen as subnormal. I'm wasting my assets, and I know I'm not going to do anything to change this fact.
Shit.
Oh yea, I was walking home, listening to songs on my phone when 不完整的旋律 played. I play on shuffle mode. So when the song started playing, I felt shivers down my spine. It was effing scary. Whenever I hear that song, I'm reminded of the trio who keeps doing sound checks.
Seriously, they are overspammed. And whenever I hear the lead singer's nasal voice, I need jackets. Note the plural form of the word. I don't see what's so good about his singing, and I don't know why he does stuff like spoil that song, but now whenever I hear that song, I feel weird.
I feel sorry for 王力宏.
Oh yea, and when I was trying to listen to 王力宏's version, I walked along the foot of the HDB flats, wishing for flower pots to descend upon me and bring an effective end to the aural torture.
I hate that trio.
Oh yea and I should show the Chemistry MCQ.
And what's wrong with my answer? )':
I tried bounty hunting. It's a really neat minigame where there are like gaming etiquettes in a barbaric society.
Bounty hunter is a minigame in Runescape. You have a bounty to hunt, while you'd be another person's bounty.
If you kill your bounty, you can collect the drops and exit from the area. If you kill someone that's not your bounty, and you collect the drops, you get a penalty for 3minutes. Means you can't leave or logout during those 189seconds.
The gaming etiquette is this: No armour. People would walk up to you, ask 'No arm?', and you get to respond. This is normally what happens instead of people who walk up to you and smash you with a 26damage hit without typing anything at all.
For me, being a noob in BH, I just walk around observing my friends play. It's really scary, the way fights are conducted.
No armour, rune scimitar slashes till you're at around 25-30hp, and a rune 2h whack in your face in the hopes of KO-ing you without you having enough time to eat.
If you eat at above 30hp, your opponent would say stuff like 'safer'. 'Kiasee' in our vernacular.
One of the hated groups of people who go BH-ing.
Another group is the pj-ers. Pj = pile jump, add the er, pj-ers = pile jumpers. They zam with 2Hs when you're already low on health in a fight. Which means that you get attacked by 2 people. Something that most players cannot live through.
So I was in the area, being rather much of a bodyguard to stop pj-ers. They normally get deterred after you hit them once, because it's not really a multi-combat area, BH.
So yea. I was there running around trying to stop pj-ers from attacking my friends. I can't kill anyone anyway. Might as well help out.
Awright. 3.52Am. Maybe it's time to sleep. In the name of love =.=
-- 9/18/2008 08:07:00 PM