300th post.
I'm going to teach everyone basic Dutch. This would only serve to benefit you if you were to go Belgium or Netherlands or..any Dutch-speaking country.
Ik hou van jou--hou van = love (dutch)
That just means I love you. Supposedly, I don't know whether my Belgium friend is reliable not, it might be 'You're an asshole'.
Ik wil met u vrijen--vrijen = sex(dutch)
That just means I want to sex you. I guess.
And vrijen, beffen, neuken, poepen, pijpen, all = sex.
So yea. I hope you found that interesting. I don't actually know how t
o pronounce it though. It doesn't make much sense phonetically.
And I got condoms.
If you squint hard enough, you'd see that the expiry date is around March 2013.
Wonder if I'd get to use them before then. I think I might as well treat them like cakes and give them out.
I don't think I want to get laid before I'm..22. Yea. But then again, see first.
I showed my mum those condoms. Not many people can be this open with their parents. Maybe they'd, like, I don't know, keep such stuff to themselves. Not that condoms are anything disgusting. It's just latex. Rubbery stuff. Nobody is ashamed of chewing gum right?
So on Wednesday, I was slacking as usual. That was before doing the North Vista A.M. Paper 1. So I went to fog, and there was some bitch glitch that resulted in me losing to some lvl50 guy. I couldn't find him at all. He was at the centre, I saw the arrow pointing at him, and the arrow disappeared, and stuff like that. I found it damn fucked up and seriously got so pissed that I went to do homework. So yea.
Another thing about fogging is the power I feel when I kill my hunter. Like, I was spam killing some level7. Just because I can. He came, I hit a 10, he dies, I laugh. Then he said I was the worst fog player. I killed him again. And blah blah blah.
I didn't win him by too many charges though, I spent my time outside the centre killing him. Which was fun.
So I was stoning around on that same day I think, when the TV channel was switched to 5, and it was about Thunderpants.
The first 3minutes sent me to a form of deep slumber. Their British accent, oh, I can't stand it. And the boy looks damn fucking retarded, and that says a lot because I'm trying to cut down the number of F words I use per blog post in a pathetic attempt to make myself sound more refined. And less boorish. I can just smell success from the pixels.
So yea, he has this retarded face, and the plot was stupid. I think he has to fart his way to space. And it was gross. I forgot how I survived that one minute of plain torture in which he blasted his way into space. I'd like to know such a person =.=
A random point(I think my posts have random points all the time). I hate it when people bother me when I'm trying to sleep. Or if I'm roused from my sleep for 'fun'. Or just to say 'Hi'.
I don't even want to talk to such people. The middle finger would do.
I mean, people sleep in school for reasons like not having enough sleep at home, or ate too much during recess or something along those lines. As long as you're sleepy, you want to sleep, and you can't be in much of a good mood to entertain or even try to patronize anyone that comes in your way.
That's why I'm against waking people up for fun. That's why I don't go around attacking other peoples' nipples when they are asleep. I don't want to wake them up. In fact, when I see people sleeping, I feel the 'Oh you feel secure with me around so I must protect you' feeling. Don't know why. It just happens.
I'm OK with attacking people from the back though. Face-to-face contending over nipples can be a protracted confrontation, and that isn't what I want.
But attacking other people when they are asleep is totally unethical.
I play by rules, the 'I play with people who can take it, and I play to magnitudes where both the other party and I can tahan'.
That just means that I won't attack others when they are asleep, just like I don't want them to attack me when I am. So yea.
Seriously, even people like me play by a certain set of rules. If you don't like what I do, you can always say, and I'd change just so that we can have a better playing sexperience. Otherwise I'd just goof up and lose a friend or something along those lines.
This actually has quite a bit of link(sense of security) to another thing, which is of upskirting people.
This happened quite some time ago, but I think I sort of remembered it. I was on a double-decker bus with a female friend, and she climbed up the stairs before I did. And I looked up and the skirt sort of just floated up a bit. I was just stoning around a bit and although I didn't see anything, I was..a bit shocked by the prospect of what I might've been able to see.
I don't know lah, but I don't want to ever take such visual advantage of my female friends(I didn't say anything about physical). I don't want to see, I don't want to..I don't know. I just don't want to see anything that defines their gender.
I felt very scared after what nearly happened. Why was I looking up in the first place? Was it coincidence or was it masculine biological factors? I think that after 4years of an all-boys environment, one gets too used to treating every other human beings as males.
Brr. I can't say I'm not scared of my own hormones.
Oh and there was this lady who looked at me look up. I think I saw a flash of distaste on her face. I don't normally bother about what other people think of me as, but I don't want others to think that I'd actually take visual advantage of my friends.
Ah whatever lah. Fuck it.
Speaking of hormones reminds me of the erection I had during extra Maths. It's not that I got sexually aroused or what, it's just that it..simply happened. So I was there, with a question to ask, but not being able to move because standing up would accentuate the effect my incredible hulk has on the tight pants I was wearing.
So I asked my friend 'Ehh Julian help me ask Mrs. Chew leh, I cannot move.'
'Why? You go ask her yourself lah. Stand up and go ask her!'
'No, cannot, I got erection!'
Now there's another thing to blame my laziness on--hormones.
So next time: 'Ehh help me leh, I cannot go take that thing, I got an erection.'
Then Adarling was saying something like 'Aiya just go lah, not that big anyway.'
I like that reply.
By next week, school would have ended. Which means that we have roughly a week of self-study for the O's.
I don't even want to think about the end of school. I might cry.
Oh anime--I like Zoro. Dang man. He took on Oz(or Odz, the subbers can't make up their minds), 1 v 1. He tio thrashed lah, but the fight was epic while it lasted. I've watched the 2minute fight everday for 3days already.
And how can DGM end? I mean, like, what the hell? The manga is still ongoing and the anime dies on us? Season 2 starting? If so then say 'Season 1 finale' or something lah. Make my sis and I so scared.
How can the anime production people be so slack? No, please don't.
And I'm recommeding this song: 旧梦
I think it's older than most of us here(according to CX), and it should be able to ring a bell in most Singaporeans.
It's some...ghost show's theme song. I forgot what was the show about, but again, as according to CX, it's about a ghost taxi.
Seriously I don't know why CX has such a good memory. =.=
Oh the MV might be a bit creepy, so you might want to minimize the window or something. Just in case.
Oh and this is, like the title says, the 300th post.
-- 10/01/2008 02:04:00 AM