Um. Last Wednesday?
Let's start this post off in the best way possible:
That's to people who think they're too good for certain subjects.
You know, the 'I am fully-prepared, I am ready to score my A1s, I can don't come for lessons' kind of person.
I find that attitude very condescending. I mean, other people are like trying to forge ahead with whatever sucky results they get for Prelim 3, then there is this bunch of people who appear to be in front, strolling, taking their own sweet time, being supremely unconcerned regarding what the teachers are trying to do to help guarantee them their A1s.
OK, you're good at that subject. But are you the best in it? I think that even the people who get the highest marks aren't doing crazy, shitty stuff like that. You're acting like Bolt, the sprinter who lepak-ed after he knew he had won his other competitors.
I don't know why others don't have a beef with his action, but he can leave his celebration and stuff like that till after the race. During the race, if you're doing crazy stuff like that, you're just trying to humiliate the other students(me inclusive), who are trying to get just a distinction.
Maybe that's the cleverest thing to do, relaxing on the subject you think you're the best in, but I don't see how well it reflects on your EQ. If you choose to be such a disappointing human being, you can carry on doing that. It's not my loss anyway.
And maybe after we get back our results, you might get all the A1s you had despite going against the teachers' wishes. And you'd know that you'd made the most brilliant decision in your miserable live.
But I don't think that anyone would congratulate you. So yea. Good luck.
For people like me, who..isn't doing too well academically, I get to stay back everyday in the board room. Being released at nearly 6.30PM everyday, I normally get home at 8PM. Am already contented with that. So dinner comes at 8PM, blah blah blah.
And yesterday, I got home at 8.20PM. Being a lazy piece of shit, I decided no
t to take my shower at all.
The vague concept of 'personal hygiene' rang something distant in my memory, but I couldn't care less.
Until I wanted to shit. When I shit, I'd want to clean my ass. And seeing as we're not living in Japan, we don't have toilets to clean our asses. If I were to clean it up ma
nually, I might as well take a shower. It's more value for money and the h
assle mah.
So yea. I took my shower after all.
That's just the introduction.
I was shitting in the toilet just now at around 8PM lah(duh) when I heard some neighbour blasting songs. I'd presume it's a she, because I heard a voice singing along. I won't say that she sings well, but I'd just say that it's weird to hear '差一点' when you're shitting.
I didn't get to defecate properly. It was hard, small, separate lumps.
To further dramatize the effect songs have on me, I'd say that I was trying
to wank when the neighbour started singing.
I won't say that it's horrible, but I found myself getting flaccid. Maybe her voice wass too melodious, it's hard to tell when the music she's playing is that loud. But heh. Maybe I should try talking to her next time:
*phone plays 差一点*
Me: Ehh can change song? I shitting.
She: *giggles then guffaws* OK sorry!
Me: What's your handphone number? Maybe we should meet up. I got protection.
She: .....sure!
Oh the mere thought made me horny. =.=
Here are some peekchures of Iron Man, and his ambition, which is to become the CHS Warrior:
Heh I love my shield-on-back iFea. I used a stapler bullet to wrap around Iron Man's neck, and then hooked my school badge onto it.
Oh what's happening?! Is Iron Man morphing(or forced to morph) into Iron Woman?!
That must've hurt.
Anyway, here's Iron Man, co-op mode. I bought another Iron Man, and here it is:
Oh, no no no. Iron Man didn't turn into Iron Woman. He turned into Iron Flasher! =.=
I think the last 2 pictures can be considered 'Co-opulate'. I mean..OK never mind. I'm not sure which one's male or female(hard to tell with armour).
But yea. Can see that rod in between the legs? I think that's a very sexy thing.
Adarling came up with it. I wanted to have an Iron Woman, but he made an Iron Iron Man, which is scary.
Since Iron Man has such strong armour, it makes people wonder how the rod penetrated his own armour.
The only explanation is that he's some sort of incredible hulk. I think he has got, like, titanium-hard erections. I'm already getting freaked out. After all, he's going to spend the rest of his lifetime in my pencil case and stuff like that zomg how can I sleep with my pencil box around now?!
=.=
-- 10/08/2008 08:31:00 PM