Jerk appeal.
Well, here's something to start off this post with.
My favourite Eason song:
You can, like, click it and listen while read or something, though it'd prove to be distracting as it's the nicest song of Eason. Or at least it's the nicest song in my opinion.
Tonight, at 11.15PM, I'm going to talk about the Jerk Appeal, as the post title said.
There's something about jerks that attract women. There's a saying in Chinese that goes in tandem with that, and my left hand is hurting for no apparent reason. The index finger tendon shit is in pain.
Talking about hurting with no apparent reason, I lament the loss of a clubswinger of my Teuton army. I sent this lone clubswinger for a raid, and the piece of shit died for no effing reason. There were no troops in the opposite side and I really don't see what's the problem and why my poor soldier died. Dang.
Anyway, I shan't bother with that saying because you guys most probably already know.
I really don't see why women like jerks. Heard about guys who go around popping cherries like free? Heard about guys who don't bother watching their tongues and deiberately hurting useless women who carry on sucking up to them? Heard about guys who don't need to apologize to anybody because they are such jerks, but still are popular because of 1) money, 2) looks.
I mean, you can't like such people because of their character right? What kind of character is there to speak of? Unless the woman in question likes the jerk here for his lack of character, and I'm rendered speechless.
Definition of a jerk:
jerk (n.)
1935, "tedious and ineffectual person," Amer.Eng. carnival slang, perhaps from jerkwater town (1878), where a steam locomotive crew had to take on boiler water from a trough or a creek because there was no water tank. This led 1890s to an adj. use of jerk as "inferior, insignificant." Probably also infl. by verb jerk off, slang for "perform male masturbation" (first recorded 1916).Jerk off (n.) as an emphatic form of jerk (n.) first attested 1968.
Jerk Appeal.
Tell me why that attracts people so.
Does being inferior, insignificant, and a masturbator attract anyone?
I mean, I'm pretty damn sure I got at least 1/3 of the criteria met, so if a jerk is supposed to attract 3 girls, I should be capable of attracting 1.
I mean, I'm pretty damn sure I got at least 1/3 of the criteria met, so if a jerk is supposed to attract 3 girls, I should be capable of attracting 1.
I guess that's rather much of 'consolation'.
I still don't see how being inferior and insignificant can attract people. Never mind, not that I'd want to be that just to attract female attention. I mean, I'd rather have masculine attention.
Eew. Life is screwed.
Oh yea, being jerks, they would exploit the women that likes them. This moves on to the next point, love and dignity.
If you like someone, you're going to do stupid stuff like talk to him/her/it online everytime you see him/her/
it online, right? Eff, it
's tiring having to hit the keyboard 10times to get that point across, so I'm going to sub X as him/her/it. So, if you see X online, you're bound to send X pixels and stuff like that. Firing of pixels is fun, after all.
You may not see the link this has between dignity, but the link is this: If you keep talking to X, you're going to just look like a despo. If you keep initiating, it's like you're sucking up to X, it's like you can't live without talking to X, it's like you
go online just for X. There's no dignity in being so obsessed.
Not that I'm not guilty of this, of course.
I know of this random girl, and this random jerk. So this girl likes the jerk, and the jerk knows it. Knowing full well that he has ultimate control over this poor girl, he strikes!
The girl wanted to talk to the guy, and the guy dao-
ed. Then the girl pestered and the guy acted angry and told the girl to suck his cock.
No, I'm serious, my friend actually did this. Not that I'm going to say his name, and maybe he'd kill me for blogging about this, but heck. I don't even think he knows I have a blog.
Anyway, so my friend told the girl to suck his cock if
not he won't ever talk to her. The girl refused, and my friend acted like he was angry.
Well, this may seem as if I'm backstabbing my friend, but I'm really disappointed by what my friend did. So the girl was dang apologetic and SMSed my friend weird stuff, which he forwarded to me.
It was something along the lines of 'OK lah I wi
ll suck your cock but you cannot have sex with me because I got girl problem'.
There's no need to know what happened next, but heh. I'd love to be in the position of that guy. I mean, free blowjobs at a cost of zero dollars, why not?
Can you see the amount of dignity the girl in question there has? No, because it's non-existent.
How can anyone like anyone else to the point of giving up every shred of dignity? I mean, OK, I will go around polishing other peoples' rods if that guarantees my loved ones' safety, but I won't do that in the hopes of getting love.
Hasn't it occurred to this woman that even if she gave him a blowjob, he wouldn't like her? Oh, humanity.
Something rather interesting that I thought should be included in this post. There's this random incident in some hostel in some place lah, I forgot the country.
Anyway, there's this girl who was dated out in the middle of the night. As hostels all have curfews, the girl couldn't get to the ground floor.
I have to pause at this juncture to let loose a rare expletive for the current phenomenon in Runescape--clogging of spiders. FUCK.
Back to the story. So the girl couldn't get to the ground floor, and the guy was camping down there. So the guy told the girl 'JUMP DOWN I WILL CATCH YOU!'
You can already guess what happened by virtue of the fact that it made to the newspapers.
The wimp of a guy saw the mass flying down the second floor, and he was shocked. So shocked that he jumped back and let the girl fall to the ground.
The poor girl broke her leg as a result, and everyone got to know of this incident.
What's the link? Wimps always exists, and girls always don't know.
There are also the wolves in sheep clothings. Then girls all flock to them for their harmless-looking exterior. I guess sheeps are cuddly and stuff like that. But that's not the point. The point is that girls are going to think that these sheeps are harmless.
Then they go drinking at pubs and get drunk and relies on these sheeps and gets raped.
Everyone would say 'No lah guys where got all so horny one!'
But they don't know. I'm spoiling the games of everyone of the male population here, but it's not like anyone would believe me. There's no such thing as 'Enhanced Reliability' just because I spoke against my own gender.
I won't even bother talking about how horny guys can be because my next point would be on...
Well, Cat High gets China scholars, right? I didn't get to know much about how they attempt to integrate the China scholars into the school, but taking O's and stuff like th
at gave me a broader perspective.
Kaisheng was using the computer in the school library, the one which makes him face the librarian. That means that he can be playing games and stuff like that and have enoug
h reaction time before the librarian walks over to check on him. In short, he can't get backstabbed.
So, while waiting for things to happen he fooled around with the History of that computer.
He found porn.
The China scholars in the library were scat
tered around like vultures waiting for things to happen in the form of Kaisheng leaving the computer table.
Heard from him that they were walking around making 'Tsk' noises and acting very impatient and stuff like that.
I pity them. Y'know, the I-want-watch-porn-but-can't feeling. Yes, I can relate to that.
So when I saw the look reflected on their faces, I know. I know what's going through their minds. Being bad people, we hogged the computer until they gave up and left the library.
They looked so miserable and wretched, my heart went out to them.
FUCK LAH. SCHOOL LIBRARY COMPUTERS ARE NOT MEANT FOR PORN.
Of course, it's not meant for travian either, but the scale of moral degradation is different. Playing travian in school teaches me to be mindful of resources, albeit virtual, pixellated ones. But watching porn in school library? Where's the point? Oh, someone, just shoot me.
End my disappointment with humanity, please.
Anyway, I was like cramming my geography textbook when I came across this picture on page 155:
Yummy.
-- 11/04/2008 09:14:00 PM