Women, Dota, and BBQ.
Let's start this post off on the right note:
Please don't try to link these women with CX though. Urgh.
Do they look similar? Sisters? Or are they the same person?
I cropped out her face. I'm giving a contented smile even as I type at 3.26AM. Oh, the power of love.
I guess this proves something. I like short and cute girls.
Huat ah!
On a more serious note(though there isn't a need to be serious):
-Sanji, One Piece episode 378.
Was out the whole of Monday. Went to play dota with Bear, WY, KS, Gran, Leonard.
Lunch was screwed up. We dabao-ed and we sat on the bus and we didn't touch our cheese fries for the next 5hours. So they went bad. A waste.
Anyway, I teamed up with Bear and KS, while Gran, WY and Leonard were in the other team.
I only knew how to use one hero--Luna Moonfang. There's something about the moon which attracted me, and Luna's a female and I like females.
I forgot how to buy things though, it's been a year since I played dota. And I couldn't teach Bear and KS because we were separated. Bleh.
It was Bear's virgin dota session, and KS wasn't an sexperienced player.
Come to think of it, I'm not one, too.
For the first game, I fared quite well. I think it came as a shock to them because I was second to WY when the results came out. Heh. A lot of kills from me, because they didn't know I was good with women. Heh. They needed to gank to kill, and even then I did quite well I think.
Bear picked up fast and KS became more seasoned. But we lost anyway, but that's OK, it's just a game.
For the second game, I think Leonard stopped le. I wasn't able to shine either, because they chose strength heroes and I couldn't damage much. Bleh. Tio thrashed.
Blah blah blah blah blah and we played against some hardcore strangers. WY is the best player in our team, and they first-blooded him. They levelled up dang fast and we were like rendered defenceless.
They totally crushed us and humiliated us by killing us in our fountain. Like WTF.
Second game, we managed to do quite well. As in, we still got owned, but we got more kills and lasted longer I guess.
Then we played amongst ourselves. Same team, and Bear and KS were damn zai. I was Treant Protector, and I walked around stoning and getting hit just because I could. Bought a Heart and everything was fine.
We smashed through WY's Aegis, too. Gran was Rikimaru, and his invisibility was a pain in the ass. WY got a gem of true sight, and we managed to kill him and I picked that up. Things turned out fine after that.
We were late for BBQ, like duh. We set off at like 6 plus. Took a taxi.
Started playing soccer with a ball which was bought just for that occasion. It dropped deep into the ocean and being the brave guy I am, I swam to recover it. Springs effing took pictures of me when I was defenceless. Sobs.
I felt like he was Time, because I was ravaged by Time. Lame, never mind.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and BBQ and fire-starting. Played the Monkey game with the noob ball at first, and it was fun. I mean, duh, monkey leh. We ended up with 3 monkeys, and the suspense was orgasmic. I've always loved apes. And furry stuff.
We didn't raise much of a fire because we couldn't. But Julian cooks great pork chop, as in seriously. I think he was quite shy when I complimented his culinary skills, so he reciprocated by offering me more pork. Heh. Nice.
It wasn't filling, because I require a lot of food, but it was good anyway. Muahaha.
Anyway, I forgot already. I can't blog according to chronological order, because I forgot. Well, I remember sitting on the beach building walls of sand to protect ourselves from the onslaught of the waves. I was following what Eric, Yong Khang, and Justin were doing. It was fun, and their reactions when the waves came was quite comical. Gran and Leonard came to join, too.
So there were like 6 guys huddled together on the beach, building stuff. Quite a weird sight I guess. It was fun though. I mean, I hardly do things which aren't fun. Leonard's wall was the first to fall. Followed by mine.
Blah blah blah. And Gran made this suggestion for us to buy some alcohol. I think I look the oldest in the group, so I was tasked with that momentous mission.
A few people followed, and a lot of shit happened. But the cashier effing said 'IC please.'
Bloody turn-off. I'm going to write to 7-11 to sue him for, um, being a turn-off. I'd think that that's a good reason for a complain letter. Bleh. We bought some drinks for the rest, and that was about it.
When we got back, there wasn't really a fire present, and the food wasn't much cooked. So I ate the hotdogs rawr. I do that all the time anyway. And people went 'WTF' because of the many germs and bacteria supposedly inherent in rawr hotdogs. I don't know, but I've always felt like I'm Snorlax--a being with a strong stomach.
Which reminds me of the stomachache I had, yesterday morning. I drank some cold Loquat Sore Throat Syrup, followed by hot milo. I think I shouldn't have done that because I became full of shit. Laxative effect I guess.
In case you were wondering what the hell is 'Loquat Sore Throat Syrup', here it is:
So yea, don't do what I did.
Oh and I went swimming in the sea with Gran and Leonard. More like jumping around as if we were Dota heroes. With Blink Strikes and Invisibility and stuff like that.
When I stopped to pee, they all ran away from me as if I was the God of epidemic. Can't blame them though, urea, uric acid, and creatinine are metabolic waste products and they are waste products for a reason.
Then I heard a plop sound to my left when I was facing the beach. It was quite scary because of the many stories I've heard about the sea. It was almost as if it was a breath. It was scary so I told the rest and we beached up.
A lot of things happened and blah blah blah and I went down alone to emo, because I could. I wanted to just stone in the water and..just stone, but there were the stupid things that started biting away at me and I didn't like getting bitten by unknown stuff. So I walked around at ankle-deep water. Quite stupid actually. Not the point.
Went up, did a lot of stuff which I forgot what, and went down to pee again. This time, I was alone, with CX watching over me. It was scary when I went into waist-deep waters and waited for release. So...yea. Even recollecting that incident was..scary. Urgh.
Ate a bit more of raw pork chop, cooked by Yong Siang. I appreciate the effort though. As in, seriously.
Hubert and co. picked up a soccer ball and we started playing. Justin, Eric, Hubert and I were playing when a black guy from our neighbouring BBQ pit approached us. He wanted to play soccer with us, 4 v 4. So we accepted the challenge.
Well, they were effing fast and they passed dang well. They had the majority of ball possession but we managed to score and it was rather much of a draw. And Kong Bak(some guy with a belly) was the goalie, and he saved a lot of shots. 'Twas a fun game.
They were from Zimbabwe by the way. Should've asked them for their currency. They go by the millions.
Got home at like 1AM. When I washed my hair, I felt sand coming off. I felt dang dirty even after one shower, so I showered twice and spammed scratching and soap and stuff like that. I think the scratches resulted in some abrasion. Now my butt hurts. Ah well.
Let's talk about ghosts. You may want to avoid this, but avoiding it = ignorance. Which could mean death.
I've never really believed in 'God'. But I believe in spirits. I remember the Kranji reservoir incident. A mother and 2 children were washed away by tidal waves and died. I..don't want to go near that place ever.
OK so there was this incident like 1 year back or something. A couple was(was or were? I think it's was.) kayaking or something when the guy capsized. He was being pulled into the water, and the woman couldn't do anything. Duh. The guy was shouting something along the lines of 'Something's pulling me!'
I don't think that seaweeds have much 'pulling power', and if it's something sucking then he wouldn't feel that it's a pull, right? I mean, if it's some underwater sucking thingy then it would be applied throughout his whole body. Not just 'pulling'.
When they found his body, the throat was full of mud. A lot of speculations ensued, many of which concluded that the ghost forced mud on him to kill him. I don't think stuff can just enter the throat like that. He must've gulped, right? And why would he gulp mud?
Brrr. It's best not to go into deep seawater. You never know what could happen. I don't want to die young, either, because I don't wanna miss a thing.
I'm getting bored of the Little Nyonya. Not that I watched it, but that there are so many previews and spamming of it during commercial breaks that I wonder whether it could be overrated or not. I don't watch stuff when it's overspammed.
The only attraction was the rape scenes. And it's not like I like the artistes who gets raped, but that...well it's just not that I like the artistes. I don't like Jeanette Aw, however you spell her name. I just don't like her much. I hate her acting. I don't find her chio either. Eeyer.
And much though I'm interested in Singapore culture, I'm not going to touch that show because they advertised it too much. I can't stand such stuff, seriously. It gets tiring, and I have this desire to prove that the advertisements didn't work on me.
Ha! Chew on that, Mediacorp!
-- 11/25/2008 09:01:00 PM