Quite random, but my feminine wishes:
It's time to start learning how to bang out blog posts with my dick. Not that you'd see a difference, but because it's cool and definitely something worth bragging about. Makes sense, no?
So people, how did you all pass Christmas Eve? I spent the night on the Stealing Creation grounds, with several clan members.
We all activated the prayer 'Redemption'(which is a heart-shape of the colour blue, prayer lvl49), and I started typing out the lyrics of 'I don't wanna miss a thing', while waiting for the next fight.
Heh. Maybe I'd follow a random female character and start flirting with that blob of pixels like that:
I could stay awake, just to hea~r you breathing,
*rest of lyrics*
I think that'd be fun.
What a boring life I lead.
Holidays are ending. I'm not left with much time to relax and degenerate either, seeing as the results would come back. I don't wanna collect my results. I might be slacky and all, but I'm not that ball-ful in this aspect. =\
I was in an argument with a girl who lives in America or something. She's quite chio and hot, and..never mind. Anyway, I got to know her through Runescape. Late night gaming and stuff. See, you should play Runescape at night, can get to know more chiobus. She even webcams me at times..hehehe. No lah she doesn't strip or anything....why am I answering unasked questions? Brr.
So anyway, she was complaining to me about how cute/handsome/good-looking her boyfriend was. OK handsome and good-looking go together, but I thought I might practise my language devices(list of three), even if it might be invalid.
So anyway, her boyfriend had hair covering all over his face. I don't really see what's so cute about that, seeing as how hair is made of dead..follicles(?) EFFF I FORGOT HOMEOSTASIS ZOMG.
Anyway, hair is made of dead..cells, and I can't see what's so cute about dead cells. I'd rather carry dead rats on me and have goosebumps because it's cool making people run away from me due to the stench. Or whatever it is about dead rats that disgusts people.
Since both shits are dead, why is long hair 'cute', and dead rats 'disgusting'? Racism, I say. Or whatever passes off as discrimination of animals.
I can't see how good-looking/handsome that person is, either, because of the hair. I don't consider someone whose face I can't even see as 'handsome' or 'good-looking'.
So she was like 'How can guys not care about how they look?!'
And I was like 'Leave the vanity to the women'.
Is that me being chauvinistic or jealous? I don't think it's the latter ahaha.
I forgot what I wanted to blog about. Either way, I think that guys don't need to bother too much about how they look. There are certain things which males don't have to bother about, and things that females don't have to bother about.
It's a trade, and a good one at that. I mean, look at this table:
| Worried for… | Male | Female |
| Looks. | Cross. | Tick. |
| Feelings for the…partner. | Tick. | Cross. |
| Public toilets. | Cross. | Tick. |
| Time of the month. | Tick. | Tick. |
| Carnal pleasure. | Tick. | Cross. |
So forgive me if I were to ask for a break.
Look at the last 'Worried for...' aspect. How can males ever live with that worry? The trade-off is too imbalanced. I wanna be a female.
-- 12/27/2008 01:53:00 AM
