Your girlfriend or your dick?
I'm quite sure that every real man on Earth is willing to give up their lives for the person they love, be it their family members, wife, mistress, girlfriend, friends.
You see it in movies, you see it in wars, you see it in games. The real men always steps up and are always prepared to give up their lives for their loved ones. In movies, they always say cool stuff like 'It is OK, my life is worth nuts.'
But is it true?
I asked myself this question. Am I willing to give up my life for my loved ones? The answer is an immediate yes, like how Luffy was prepared to give his life and dreams up just to save the petrified women who saved him.
Then I asked myself: Am I willing to be castrated for my loved ones? Is it true that my life is worth nuts? That's when I hesitated. I don't understand how the tradition of eunuchs managed to survive for so long, and I seriously cannot imagine myself going under the knife by some demented person who loves extracting testicles and removing appendages. OK I admit I just did, and my balls shrivelled in fear. I don't want to go through even thinking about it ever again, and I definitely wish that my nuts would remain in place for the rest of my life.
Every man can give up their lives for the people they love, because giving up life isn't something with actual consequences on you--you do not have to think after you die. But giving up your sex organ is an entirely differen matter altogether. Think about the sex life that you would lead after you get emasculated. Is that what you want?
Death would be painless, but life after getting your balls removed would be pure humiliation and sexual frustration. Of course, you could choose to die after becoming an eunuch, but that would be considered dying for yourself, and definitely not as noble.
Compare:
'Why did he kill himself?'
'Coz he was saving people from the fire.'
with:
'Why did he kill himself?'
'Coz he got no balls.'
I think we could all agree on who is a better man from there.
This disproves the cool things that men say in movies that 'My life is worth nuts':
Life = nuts.
Balls > life.
Balls = nuts.
Life ? nuts.
By the way I didn't say anything about not giving up my nuts for my loved ones, I only said that I'd be hesitant, and if I said 'Yes', it wouldn't be a 'Yes' with resolve.
Brr. The image of getting emasculated makes me shrivel up, in more ways than one.
And there's something sad about giving up your balls for your girlfriend. You can never satisfy her sexual needs yourself, and you can't make her pregnant. You'd eventually be made a cuckold of because you cannot create your own cream. It is like a case of having a condom you can't use, which doesn't really make sense because I can't think of anything better. Um. Yea, you have a condom you can't use, so eventually the condom would either:
a) expire.
b) be used by another man.
If I'm a selfish person, I'm never going to give up my balls for my girlfriend(or boyfriend for that matter), because that would mean living to be made a cuckold of.
OK actually I don't know about myself, because I'm not in that situation(nor do I wish to be), but that is definitely the selfish way of thinking.
If you give up your life, at least you could be considered as 'giving her your blessings' with your life. You can't bless people with balls.
Guys are such sad creatures. Things protruding normally gets struck down in awhile.
By the way, I am holy. Prayer level89 and counting. I still got 4 more days of membership left. Shall get it to at least 90 =\
-- 1/19/2009 11:50:00 PM
