It's time to hook up girls in England.
Many of you would probably have heard about the 13-year old father in England, who fathered his son/daughter(I can't remember) with a 15year old alleged whorslut, given the number of sex partners she has despite the low-quality face she has.
Here and now, I should start to practise writing for GP essay. Here goes:
I am jealous. After approximately 16.5years on Earth, I haven't had sex with anyone yet. If a 13year old boy can have sex, and even father a child despite not having any financial capabilities to support a family, why can't I, after 17years of education?
It's time for me to go to England and try my luck.
End.
Seriously, I think it's quite crappy to have sex and father children immediately after puberty. I also don't understand why the girl in question wants to have sex with a 12year-old boy. I'd think that the boy's dick is still too small, and sexual stamina is 'not there yet', so he can't provide enough sexual satisfaction, right? So why go for a small little boy(small, in more ways than one)? Maybe that's why she supposedly had sex with more than 3 local guys, because one small little boy isn't enough for that nymphomaniac of a woman.
She should get to know me, because I can pleasure women well (;
Note the plural form used. I can do, like, dozen-somes, and I'd be the only guy and be able to handle the heat. Try me (;
Not the point.
Anyway, it's very depressing and damaging to my ego when kids are screwing around and getting other kids pregnant while I'm preserving my virginity for my special someone. :c
Oh yea and there's an insect/animal/thing that live underground for 17 years before surfacing to mate. It is an article on 'Wild Sex', Straits Times, at the back of the main paper or something. And at the end of it, it wrote 'This is an animal that believes that sex is worth waiting for.'
It's been 17 years. Sigh. I want to go to England.
OK I'm going to write out my plans for my future:
1) Do dang well for A's, and get to a good foreign university, like Cambridge, preferably with a scholarship so that the costs of the below wouldn't be subsidized.
2) Hook up with a random girl and have sex and procreate.
3) Hook up with another random girl and have sex and procreate.
4) Hook up with a third random girl and have sex and procreate.
5) Hook up with a fourth random girl and have sex and procreate.
6) Yea you got my point. It's tiring to type.
Oh yea, which reminds me of the noobs on Runescape threatening to report me for not replying to their stupid questions like 'What are your combat stats?'
I mean, I'm an effing level124, if they really want to know what are my combat stats, just check the highscores lah. They are up on the highscores anyway, so I don't see why they should ask me. I know Runescape doesn't exactly get the sharpest tools in the shed playing it, and that stupidity knows no limit, but I can't imagine the luck I have to meet those noobs 24/7(I play 24/7). If I were to dao them, they would go:
Noob 1: He's botting.
Noob 2: Botting? What's that?
Noob 1: It means that he's using programs to play.
Noob 2: So does it eat food for him?
Noob 1: Yes, but this is illegal, he can be reported for this.
Noob 2: I'm going to report him.
The problem here is, my character is a female, which explains why they are all noobs.
I'm tired of not being a father, and I'm tired of being accused of botting, and I'm tired of watching fillers in Katekyo Hitman Reborn. It is time for suicide.
Some guy I'm interviewing hinted that my English is bad. I shall bankai on that idiot. Screw him.
On a lighter note, I hope that I get more free periods tomorrow so that I can charge my phone.
OK no such thing, I don't have free periods tomorrow, but it ends at like 1245, so no harm done.
OH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I met a cute girl in the playgruond yesterday while I was playing with my cousins(I'm a family man, but I'd prefer creating families), when I met this 2 cute girls. They were like talking amongst themselves and I gathered that one was called 'Xin Yi', and the other 'Ah Yang', or something along those lines. Xin Yi is the cute one who played ice and water with us(nostalgic eh?), and she treated me to some of the water in her water bottle((((((:
She is very fun, and I like. What I fear though is for her safety. I mean, I could be a rapist and she still dares to come so close to me? What if I gag her and pull her to some remote corner and rape her? Not that I'd actually do it(not that you'd actually know, either), but that possibility, sexists(I hate putting an S in front of exist, it becomes another word entirely :c).
Anyway, when we were leaving, the Xin Yi was like 'Are you coming back tomorrow?'
Me: Nope. Why, you want me to play with you ah?
Xinyi: *pouts* then next week?
Me: Aiya you want me phone number?
Xinyi: *nods furiously*
Me: *blabbers phone number*
Xinyi: *catches no ball*
Me: BYEBYE (:
Very cute (:
She's 10 years old, or so she said. She looks 10 anyway ((((:
-- 2/16/2009 07:41:00 PM
