Pick-up lines.
Hello, school has been fun but I suck at pick-up lines.
I mean, here's a choice of my original pick-up lines, and if you're a female you might be very disturbed. Tried and true:
1) Hello! I'm interested in you, are you interested in me? (;
I love winking at people. That phails though.
2) Hello, you look interesting, can I get to know you better? (;
Again with the winks. I think I'm too crude and straight to the point.
3) Hello, can I have you for breakfast/lunch/tea-break/dinner/supper? (;
Enough said.
Hello, I phail at talking to girls. You've probably heard about the say-louder game, but here's one which is more disturbing. I was talking to Beng Heng, and the content goes:
'Hey girl, would you like to suck my cock? (; or would you prefer me to pleasure you with my dick?'
And a Crescent girl turned around to diao me(I was backfacing her), or so I heard. Hoooooops.
I cannot do racist comments anymore, and I think I'm going to be sued for sexual harassment very soon. I mean, I can't watch my mouth much. It has a mind of its own, see? There was this weird game in which we're supposed to act like we're watching a movie and I shot off with a 'Whoa we like watching porn like that', before realizing that my voice carries and that oestrogen is present.
Anyway, the past 5 days was filled with people appealing, leaving the ranks of AJC, and the like. Then I see them putting up stuff like 'WHOOOOOOOO I GOT INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!1111!!!!'
I mean, what the hell, you got into AJC, you appealed into another JC(humbling yourself in every sense of the word--OH PLEASE TAKE ME IN I'D BE YOUR DOG, I'D DO ANYTHING, I'D SUCK YOUR COCK, PLEASE TAKE ME IN), you bathically begged to get into a supposedly better JC and you're bragging about it. Is there any honour to be gained from that? Fun ah? AJ that bad ah? I mean, it's the supposedly 6th best JC in Singapore, and its standard is very close to TJC(my sis was from TJ), so why are you whining?
And there would be others who go like 'Shucks I got this shitty results, I don't know what to do with my life anymore..'
If your life is dictated by the number of A1s in your O levels results slip, you don't have much of a life. Screw you to hell, literally.
Which is why Singapore's education system isn't that good in this sense. Students are taught only to study, and life revolves around paper qualifications, therefore people go suicidal when they don't get good results. Isn't a very bad thing actually(makes people work hard, meritocracy and the like), but still, people should know when to strike a balance. Life =/= studies. If that were the case I'd be dead long ago.
Let's talk about government policies. I took some weird survey a few weeks back about the SARS outbreak and what I think were flaws in the government's plans.
Problem with people is that they always think that their plans are the best. I'm not only referring to Singaporean's mentality, but the underlying human nature. It's true that people are born critics. They like to find flaws in plans, and harp on it, and accuse whoever made the plans of not being conscientious enough to clamp down on the flaws.
I'm not being some pro-PAP person, but I'm writing this reflection on human nature. There's always something to criticize, something to ridicule. I'M THROUGH THAT STAGE WAHAHAHA. OK that was me criticizing human nature.
By the way, criticise or criticize? I like Z.
And I got a few pick-up lines from Hao Qin:
1) Is your father an alien? Why are you so out of this world?
2) Sit on my lap and we shall talk about the next thing that pops up.
3) I forgot.
I shall eat women for lunch on Monday. Note the plural form used.
-- 2/07/2009 09:17:00 AM
