Screw the long pants.
Male peacocks go around strutting their stuff to impress the female population and boost their chances of copulation.
How different are humans from peacocks?
Humans always try to distinguish themselves from animals. Truth is, there are needs that humans need to satisfy. Like Sex, and eating, or both of them combined(having sex while eating). Doesn't really make sense.
OK but anyway that's not the point. Look at the males for example. Being brought up in Cat High, I hardly have any sexperience with women. But I still do crazy stuff like drinking coke with a fork, and doing The Final Countdown. Although I'm as straight as a rainbow, I don't feel the need to 'impress' the male population of my school--I get people to laugh at me because I like to have people laughing at me, not because I want a blowjob.
With the addition of an orgasmic load of oestrogen, I think that my moral values and principles would start to erode. I don't want to become someone who attracts female attention. I don't want to become like a peacock(I hate birds). Yet I know that soon enough I'd be doing things with the intention to, um, attract the females. And some of you might feel that I'm being a hypocrite by saying all these(it sure would be fun to have female attention (;), and I can't help but agree. After all, I'm a morally degraded man who does stuff like shouting 'BLOWJOB' in the canteen. (;
I suddenly want to go back to Cat High, because you can be crazy there. And it's fun. And it's short pants. I can't stand long pants. I don't find it constricting much, but I feel that my balls are sweating. And my legs were just sweating like shit. I don't know how people survive that for 4years in secondary school.
Oh and the PE pants are like shit. There's this piece of shit that covers my underwear totally, so my hair can't be seen when I zou-guang. That sucks. Look at Cat High pants. Free underwear sightings 24/7.
Horrible.
-- 2/09/2009 09:02:00 PM
