100metres-hump.
Sometimes I don't know what I'm jealous about.
Sometimes I like to think that I don't care about stuff as much as I do.
And sometimes there's no helping it, when you feel like there's nothing more you can do about stuff.
If it's a problem, it can be solved. But if it's a situation, there's nothing I can complain about.
Which reminds me of Bobby Yong's 'Your hair is black. Is that a problem? No. So there's no solution.'
Or something along those lines.
Sometimes it doesn't even matter, I don't know what am I jealous about when I know that you have nothing I should be envious of.
I think Sex is the only topic that I have the mood to discuss. I've come up with my own 100-metre sprint on the track:
You might not be able to see it, it might be too small to be seen, but it's about a male and female humping on the track. The guy has to hump with enough force to jerk the woman back more. That'd effectively smash his balls against her walls, fulfilling the 'balls to the walls' saying, but that's an entirely different story altogether.
So this sexercise should be up for the next Olympics, because it's a cool sport. It trains the jewels of a man to be hardy.
These days, I've been fairly active on Facebook. I think it's quite weird that everyone is taking some sort of personality test on Facebook. Or some sort of quiz. Or making some sort of note, which they tag others to do.
Out of all these people, many, if not most, of them are the ones whining about having no time to game, no time for other leisure stuff.
I don't understand how they can say these stuff so unabashedly. I mean, like, you have time for facebook but no time for games?
Does this mean that facebook > games?
NO! How can this be? Definition of games = Runescape and/or Travian. And as far as I'm concerned, facebook <>
What do you hope to achieve by showing off your IQ(which may not even be accurate, seeing as it's from Facebook)? 'Oh, look, I'm cleverer than you (;'
Education is screwing up students' preferences of online activities. This is unhealthy.
And I have something against personality tests. OK, you've taken your personality tests, now do me a favour and shut up about it. I don't want to know that you have a soft side to you, and I know that you're intelligent, so keep it to yourself/take it and shove it up your ass. What's the point in showing off your personality?
'Your personality: You are a blah blah blah. People around you like you. Blah blah blah. You are well-liked. Blahbahahabah. You would make a good lover. Blahblahblhjahdlbbg. -ends off with some profound advice-'
Big deal. If you're well-liked, you would already know, and won't need a personality test to confirm your EQ.
I can't say that I have no respect for people who take all sorts of personality tests to random quizzes--after all, a lot of my friends to that, and it can be quite interesting to know 'which anime character are you?'
But I ran out of steam because the questions asked to determine 'which anime character are you' are stupid. And the fact remains that I am a human, not an anime character, and that I have a life completely independent of the anime characters.
Please, just stop telling me what your personality is. Fun stuff like 'Are you a potential serial rapist?' and the like would be much appreciated though. I remember doing an IQ test on Facebook and I simply scrolled down to the end of the page and submitted the quiz. I got a 69 for that, and I like that number. Not complaining (;
What do you hope to achieve by showing off your IQ(which may not even be accurate, seeing as it's from Facebook)? 'Oh, look, I'm cleverer than you (;'
I think that such tests are to make up for low self-confidence in real life(referring to the IQ one). 'I feel stupid, but taking this test and proving that I have a higher IQ than most of my friends makes me feel better.' Which brings me to the conclusion that such people are self-delusional, and although they don't need to die, they won't live very fruitful lives.
And what do you hope to achieve by showing off your personality?
'Oh actually I'm young at heart.'
'Actually I'm a nice guy, not a serial rapist.'
'I'm not as horny as I seem to be :c'
Big deal(do). No one cares. Take your test and shove it.
Well this is a better post on personality tests:
Dang funny I tells you.
That's it, I'm going back to my escapism policy.
-- 3/26/2009 08:20:00 PM