Fengshui. Recession will hit hard.
My sister had a project on Fengshui, and she learnt(and shared) that the Merlion is placed where it is to boost Singapore's economy.
As all of you probably already know(provided you watch news), the Merlion got struck by lightning, and things dropped off. Its ears or something. And stuff. Not sure.
Singapore's economy die liao.
I realized that I haven't blogged in quite a while(again). Blame Naruto, but I can't blame it for long now that I've finished reading the 437 chapters in a week. I'm zai.
The past week has been rather disturbing. A lot of work, and a lot of undone work. And the news on the 15year old boy having sex with his 32 year old teacher turned me on.
I'd love to have a teacher as a girlfriend, and have sex with her without worrying about making her pregnant, because it's not illegal to have sex with a female above the age of 16.
Which is why I don't understand how the 15-year old boy doesn't get any form of punishment. I think he gets to go for some counselling. And that's about it. I mean, if I were the boy, I'd be thinking along the lines of 'Fuck yes, I got to have kinky sex with my cher, and now I'm getting counselled by a chiobu.' Provided the counsellor is a female. But I think that he's 'getting off' the hook too easily lor.
It takes 2 hands to clap. If he didn't get erect, his cher wouldn't be able to have sex with him. If he got erect, then it's consensual, and the woman shouldn't be punished.
Besides, women are supposedly the weaker sex, right? So they shouldn't get punished while pleasuring/getting pleasured by men, no matter the age.
At 15, the boy should already know what's wrong, what's not, and if he chose to have a girlfriend and have sex with her, he should be able to let go. The cher only turned in because the horny piece of shit threatened her safety when she initiated the break-up(or so she said).
If so, then the boy sort of blackmailed her, right? So why is he only getting counselled? He should be hanged.
Anyway I can't really organize my thoughts anymore. Bit dulled by reading Naruto nearly 24/7 =.=
Moral of story? The law is..a bit weird. The boy should be hanged.
He isn't the only one who sexperienced emotional trauma.
By the way, the numbers just keep falling. The younger the perpetrator is, the more morally superior the country is. Judging by that, Singapore is morally degraded.
Singapore: 15year old boy who had sex with his teacher.
Britain: 13 year old boy = father.
Some random place: 11year old kid who killed his step-siblings for pocket money.
See? We are so noob.
Which reminds me of an argument I had with someone regarding which gender gets to enjoy sex more. OK actually it's just me being random, don't try to find a link if you were making that valiant attempt to.
I remember Joshua telling me about the digging nose joke. Can't remember much, but oh well:
Boy: Pa, who enjoys sex more, males or females?
Father: When you dig your nose, does your finger feel contented or the nose?
Boy: The nose.
Father: There you have it.
Boy: If so, then girls would like to have sex more?
Father: Yes.
Boy: So why don't girls enjoy being raped?
Father: Imagine if some random guy pulls you to a dark alley and starts digging your nose. Would you like that?
Boy: Oh. I get it.
I can't remember the full thing =.=
OK, I don't really know what else to say already. My posts are getting shorter, but I think it's alright as long as it's not my dick getting shorter.
-- 3/01/2009 02:54:00 PM
