Piece of whale shit.
"I dreamt about you last night, and i fell out of bed twice....you can...pin and mount me..like a butterfly....but, take me to the haven of your bed...was something you never said....two lumps please...you're the bees' knees...but so am i...."
My sis was musing about whale shit and how it looks like, and she actually went to search on google for it.
Here are the interesting results:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slow%20as%20whale%20shit
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=whale%20shit
That's just an appetizer. Though it might achieve the reverse effect of whetting one's appetite.
Uh. Well, most of you people who watch TV might know about some stuff about 'Celebrating women', or something along those lines, and the advertisement starts off with how men can't live without women, and the various responsibilities of women and how they give the world colour.
I can only think of myself being a colour wolf in the eyes of women, and the ups and downs in life of the effects of women.
I do agree that life would be much duller without women around. I mean, without women, there won't be any cat fights. And males always need someone to clean up their mess, because women are good for cooking, cleaning, and *******.
Which is why I understand the importance of women in the society. And household.
What I don't understand is that why isn't there a day to celebrate men? I mean, without men, there'd be less things for women to fight for. There'd be less sexperiences for a woman to gain. I mean, men are there to complete the whole of women, right?
Yea OK that about just made sense.
Why is the media so sexist?
It's quite fun to pose as a girl though. I'm acting as a girl in a random chat, and the guys there are all giving me their special, undivided attention. It's fun, when they get all suspicious and think that you're a male and you type so much like a female that you erode their suspicions. I'm glad I have this ability (;
Which is why women are important. Because they set people thinking. Like me, I set people thinking whether I'm a male or a female. I'm a female by the way.
OK now that didn't make much sense. I want to sleep.
Once again, I don't have much to blog about. I'm just sleepy, and don't have anything I'd like to get off my chest.
Oh yea, YJC's annual values day(or funfair) was fun. I nippilized people, and the recipients reciprocated with an on-the-spot taupok. And the school compound is like much bigger than AJ's.
I think I'm getting bit weird, I was like stoning for a long time without anyone accompanying me, and I was watching the performances by the talentime people, all of whom I don't know except for Kaisheng's one. I was just stoning there and watching and listening. Just like that. Bit mad. Might be the angel's fault =\
Ah, speaking of performances reminds me of the beat-boxer. I don't like beatbox. I don't see what's so appealing/cool about it. OK, you gave the microphone a great blow job...
so?
Big deal(do). So you can make weird noises with your mouth. So can I. I think I give great blowjobs, too. I think that beatboxing can be quite a challenging thing to learn, but if you're learning for all the wrong reasons(like, for a blowjob), then I..have nothing good to say about this. Also, I think that it's commonly associated with guys who love attracting attention, and who wants nothing more than sexual relationships with women. OK once again I'm not making sense here because I can barely see or think through what I'm writing, and I don't really care about what beatboxers have to say about what I have to say about them because I think they don't really care about what opinions others have of them. Which basically means that I can live detesting them for what they are while they carry on being what they are because they don't care about how morally degraded I think they are. After all, who cares about what a 16year old has to say about beatboxers?
Ahahaha OK I'm just typing whatever crap comes to my mind now.
I remember having a very impactful statement(not that my previous statements were not impactful, but that this one is dang powerful and orgasmic, but I forgot so it's OK. It's a sign from above that I should go sleep now, and that I should stop being so intelligent and genius-itic.
Ah forget it, I'm off from blogging.
Holidays = scam.
-- 3/12/2009 09:57:00 PM
