Sex--solution to almost everything.
Oh yea I forgot to add that I watched a bit of TV on Tuesday, the show at the 5.30-6.30PM timeslot.
I've always told myself not to watch it, because there's no point. It's a stupid show, with many actors from HK and China. Not that the actors and actresses are stupid.
Anyway, it's about dancing. And dancing. And dancing. And dancing. And dancing. That's what I gathered from watching half an episode. Then I fell asleep. No, seriously, I fell asleep, I'm not just writing it for the sake of sexaggeration.
I'm cockeyed towards works of art(unless it has something to do with nudity), so I catch no ball, nor do I wish to catch any balls.
So anyway, I was trying to eat dinner while watching/trying not to watch this show, and it was a build-up to the climax, where the female protagonist is about to discover her crush and his lover in the freezer. The kind that stores stuff at subzero temperatures I presume. I didn't watch the front part so I don't know.
The crush's lover was prancing around being a total dork, and when asked 'what are you doing?' by the rather slow male, the girl replied by saying something along the lines of keeping warm.
Then the girl ran out of energy and started freezing, and the guy was like all over her trying to keep her warm.
Then the female protagonist finds them in the freezer, all over each other and lip-locked to each other.
Then the episode ends, and the screen pauses, like as if every audience appreciates Jeanette Aw's facial features.
Nothing to say.
So I was sitting down there wolfing down my dinner because I wanted to go hide somewhere from mediacorp's fiascos when I thought: What would I do if I were in that situation?
Like, if I were locked like that with no help in sight.
After much consideration(yes what I'm going to say was actually processed by my brain), I decided that I would have sex with the girl.
Why?
1) The girl is freezing. She needs warmth. Sex heats people up. She warms up and becomes a happier woman. I would become a happier man, too.
2) It might be her first time having sex. I'm quite sure she doesn't want to die a virgin. Not that she has any choice; she's too weak to resist anyway. Then she'd heat up due to sex, and the point elaborated(not that it was much elaborated on) on 1) would sustain her life.
If she's not a virgin, well, just do it anyway. It might be my last time :c
Yep, I think those are very valid reasons.
Talking about freezing reminds me of flu. In almost every show, the males always find their way to their beloved's home when he/she(depending on what kinds of show you watch) is sick, and cooks porridge for him/her.
I will master the art of cooking porridge(not that taste is a problem--people with flu can't taste well anyway).
But more importantly, I have a very unique remedy for flu. If you have it while you have flu, the effects of flu would be cancelled. Then you would be one happy man/woman.
Quivering in anticipation for the answer?
It is...
Sex.
-- 3/18/2009 11:48:00 AM
