Very sudden urges.
Many of you might have felt, or at least heard, the sudden gust on Thursday night. Or Wednesday night, my memory is of the phail.
It reminds me of monsoon canals, which can be flooded in minutes.
Or perhaps of random dams from remote areas in the world, which gets filled suddenly and the pressure rises and they break, or at least have to release the water at a high pressure.
Look at those majestic dams and the water they hold.
And think about waterfalls.
Then imagine your anus being the floodgates of an overflowing dam, and that you're a sitting waterfall. Not in the pee-sense.
Yes, I sexperienced that just now.
I was just lazing around in front of the computer, which means that I'm that lazing around at all because of the many stuff I have to do in front of the computer, like Runescape, Travian, and Restaurant City, when a sudden wave of Force/Area hit me. Recall those clunks in your brain when you finally understand an abstract mathematical concept, it's very similar to enlightenment, and that's what my rectum felt.
I had to tell Zap to help me sit for Travian, not unlike dying people who have to utter their last words. Or people who are going to war and have things to say to their loved ones.
And then huat ah! and the resultant mixture looked like laksa.
Heh you've just witnessed the glory of my post-shitting post.
-- 4/26/2009 12:41:00 PM
