It's supposed to be PE.
Education takes my balls by its..balls and freezes them.
Seriously.
I am quite fine with running 2.4, 2.8, 3.2, 3.6, 4.2, blahblahblah(in short, I am OK with running). Although I hate running, I am OK with it because running is beneficial to my body after all, y'know, with vague references to a better stamina and better life in NS.
I am OK with having to do shitloads of sit-ups, and push-ups, and pull-ups. Although I seriously hate moving, I am more or less OK with it.
I prefer like stoning at a stationary position doing something I love, like homework, tutorials, masturbation, etc. But during PE, when we are forced to move, I am OK with that.
So uh now we're supposed to do something crazy during PE. We just learnt how to do line dance this morning(second period of the first day of school, imagine how emasculating it is). I feel like I've lost a ball. PE and dance does not go together.
Why are we doing line dance during PE when we are Asians and should do something more Eastern?
No...why are we even doing DANCE during PE, where guys are supposed to get more manly than they were and women are supposed to transform into gorillas?
Fuck this bullshit. I want my games. I want my chouckball(however you spell it), I want my basketball, I want my ball games, I want my balls back.
Seriously. I've never wanted to fall-out so much before. Doing crazy shit during PE that taxes my body and kills my lungs is OK, and I won't like fall-out like a pussy because I am tough and prideful, but doing something this derogatory to men makes me feel like getting an MC every Mondays and Thursdays.
I am OK with male dancers. I mean, it's what they chose to do. I don't want to dance AT ALL. It's emasculating when a man is forced to do something he doesn't want to do.
I can just picture myself handing an MC to a teacher, telling him that I 'cannot dance because I sprained an ankle'. Then juxtapose that to me doing all that crazy shit and not pussying out even when teachers ask me to.
This is the picture of tough. This is the picture of Alastair.
I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO DANCE.
And I think they do couple dance on afternoon sessions. Someone save me.
-- 9/14/2009 08:11:00 PM
