L8D<--no that's not an emoticon.
This is pretty much what I'd be talking about in this post:
So we had Bio from 9-10.30 on Friday, before rushing to Raiders for a quick session of DotA(quickie).
While we were waiting for the slow cashier/person-who-collects-EZ-link-cards to collect our (as his namesake) EZ-link cards, we noticed the difference in graphics and unfamiliarity of the scenes of a zombie-busting game.
It must be it. But instead of drum-rolls, it created many ripples of sexcitement akin to minor orgasms. OK, it was minor orgasms. I was more than willing to cut the crap out of DotA because I'd much rather play L4D2, but heck I'm a social animal so I played with them.
Then all too soon we had to leave for a second round of Bio(quite loserish right?) and I was more or less zoned out because I wanted to try out the melee weapons and new characters and have more minor orgasms because such sensual and happy moments are getting rare in present society.
So during Bio I was fighting a tough battle. I watched a movie alone once, and I was thinking of doing the same--except that it'd be a LAN session with those overwhelming zombies. Alone.
And that I did. The itch was too overwhelming, I just had to try it out. It was a hassle getting here and there because I got lost quite a few times and it was damn retarded when the AI(I was the only human survivor, the other 3 were AIs and coincidentally all males) wouldn't help me throw the kerosene to the first floor so that I could refuel the car quickly and escape from that shitty shopping centre. I tried and failed many times. AI is retarded.
Compiled below is a list of things I've learnt from L4D2:
1) Women are able to wield axes and katanas and chainsaws as effectively and deadly as men are despite obvious physical disadvantages and lack of training in such weapons.
2) Chargers are quite overrated. You can kill them before they get to you. Alone. Provided you have ammo and are looking at the right direction.
3) You can kill zombies with frying pans and guitars. I haven't actually used them yet but they say it's possible so it is.
4) AI characters are retarded. I had to run out of a place with Cola to fuel up some stuff and I thought I could rely on the AI to do it for me but no, they couldn't even provide enough cover for me to run safely.
5) Chainsaws run out of batteries.
No joke, I was stoning there and using the chainsaw like free when I saw a bar on the chainsaw icon decreasing in length and I was wondering 'Wtf?' when it burnt out and I dropped the chainsaw. It was a 'Huh?' moment but then they gave the notification that 'Run out of batteries' or something.
Can't wait to try out 'Realism' mode with friends. That'd mean you won't respawn, you can only be revived with a defibrillator kit. You really see it around, it's a bit freaky, you can find stuff like that in the lift. Also, the blue outline of a friendly character would be removed, SO IF YOU GET LOST YOU'RE DEAD.
I got lost often.
OMG I WANT TO PLAY ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
AND I WANT MY ZOEY BACK I DON'T WANT ROCHELLE.
Here's a poll, would you prefer:
Or this? Look at the woman, duh:
Ctrl+wheel to zoom in for a more pixellated version of her face. Not complaining.
Here's a completely random picture, I think it might be a real human acting as her but still:
I want to sink my teeth into her soft flesh and remove that M16. And that characteristic red jacket. And that characteristic pair of jeans, which isn't that characteristic when you put into consideration how plain jeans are. And whatever lies beneath both apparels. ((((((((((((:
The itch is coming back again.
-- 11/21/2009 12:53:00 AM