Slim Fit.
As any self-respecting TV-watcher(couch potato) would know, there are disturbing advertisements flying around, like Naughty G which I thought was some form of aphrodisiac(I had to check the dictionary to spell, don't laugh) until I came across one of those in 7-11 which carries the description of something along the lines of 'energy drink', though what type of energy it provides remains unclear.
But whatever, that's not really the point there, because if you read post titles before the post itself you'd realize that I'm talking about a certain commercial from Slim Fit.
It features A receiving B as a guest to A's home, and both of them were wearing cleavage-revealing dresses. Quite understandable, seeing as women are always revealing their valleys when they are not at home, perhaps because they like the attention of men as the nature of men's eyes are chest-loving. It's even more understandable to cleavage-reveal at home because that makes their men happy. So the commercial makes sense up till now.
Then, A BRINGS A BOX OF BRA-S OUT. What the hell. I sure don't bring out my underwear when my friends visit, and say 'I grew out of them'. This really isn't a way to treat your guests, and as they say, never wash your dirty linens in public, so why put them on display in the first place? Slim Fit, is that what you're trying to teach the general public? To show off old brassieres just because you outgrew them?
Then the 2 of them start talking about how Slim Fit has helped them become more confident, more sexy, more feminine, etc etc. Understandable, but not necessary if you're with your friend right?
Humans and commercial advertisements are so weird.
There's another advertisement on what, Ion? It features 2 angmohs running around the whole place, with the guy chasing after the girl(duh, it's always for a blowjob) and the girl running away and teasing him and doing the Runescape raspberry emoticon. It's weird, because throughout the whole advertisement there are no other shoppers besides them. This doesn't happen in real life, because on average, there should be around at least 1k shoppers in just Plaza Singapura alone on an average day. So how could such a huge place(it's huge I suppose, never been there before) host only 2 angmohs? This is already one lapse in logic.
Then,
why are they allowed to run around the whole place?
Since young(in school), we've been taught not to run along corridors. Common sense then tells us that we shouldn't do that because of safety reasons--what if, WHAT IF we bump into someone?
Are angmohs that privileged as to be able to run around without giving a fuck about other peoples' safety? Just because most angmohs are foreign talents doesn't mean that their children are geniuses, and even if they are geniuses they are supposed to have common sense.
What kind of advertisement is this man, it's like telling people to run around as much as you want just because you are rich, influential, and have a big dick.
Eh wait this means I can run around. No wonder I always do that, because shopping malls allow big-dick people to run around, and I always feel empowered to run around because I HAVE A BIG DICK.
But what the hell man.
And why angmohs?! Why use angmohs for a shopping mall advertisement? Is it because they are richer than the average Singaporean? Is it because Singaporeans are a disgrace, so much that they should be put at the sidelines as shopkeepers and not as customers? Not that being a shopkeeper is disgraceful, but that shopkeepers are generally not the main focus of a shopping mall advertisement.
So why are angmohs the main focus of a shopping mall advertisement?
Oh wait, but just because they are angmohs doesn't mean that they are not Singaporeans right?
That's still not the main point. Why are they using such a small population to represent Singapore shoppers as a whole?
Does this constitute to inciting hate?
BAH. Advertisements.
-- 11/29/2009 01:12:00 AM
