And you know you failed.
So we were having some supposedly secretive mission for the main character in the Esplanade because he's about to get his girlfriend to be his girlfriend, some form of making their relationship official(not like it wasn't already official), but whatever, if he's that pedantic and if we've got time, why not?
So we got there, and the plan was:
Main character deposits bag at the cloakroom, gets a deposit ticket, just before the concert starts.
Noobs(meaning us) deposit a box with a clue at the cloakroom, gets a deposit ticket, and swaps the deposit tickets with main character.
At the end of the concert, one noob collects the main character's bag and zao-s. Main character tells girlfriend(to-be) to collect his bag, and passes her the swapped deposit ticket so she would be collecting a box instead.
A clue on the box would tell her where to go, which is the courtyard entrance. Another clue would be passed to her by another noob, which would tell her to get out, and walk towards the jetty.
That's more or less the plan, but the main character fucked up on us.
He failed many times.
1) He forgot to leave the clue on the box.
2) He got there late. Damn late. The concert is supposed to start at 7.30, he reached at 7.40.
3) He greeted the noobs, and the girlfriend-to-be kinda caught on. Idiot. He blew our cover straightaway.
4) He failed to make it to the cloakroom to deposit his bag.
5) We failed to deposit his bag and the box because we didn't have concert tickets, which are required for depositing(he said 'don't need, I try before').
So we had to change our plans, with him having no reception during the concert. First, a noob would give her the box, so he's supposed to dupe her into going to the cloakroom to collect his bag while he rushes off to the toilet, where the noob would give her the box.
Then the rest of the plan proceeds as stated above.
The problem with her was: Stupidity.
She failed to solve the clue, which is like damn easy. Give her a hint liao still cannot. Give her 2nd hint then can. WTF. We didn't factor in
1) tardiness
2) stupidity
when the plans were made. So..yea.
And at the courtyard entrance, the 2nd clue was given. But the girl didn't read it, she just walked away. There's this 'Take 40 steps into the courtyard and look towards your left' thing, which was totally ignored because she was being a retard. And a number was provided. My number. And she called and I answered and it was tough talking to an idiot. Seriously. I had to tell her stuff like:
'No, your legs won't break that easily.'
'You survived the O levels! You can survive this!'
Oh well.
And I gave up trying to talk to her after awhile, it seemed like English doesn't go down too well with her. So I told her I'd hang up and go up to her and point her the goal to strive for, and I walked and watched as she went up to a random guy whom she apparently thought was me. So I had to tap her to get her attention and point her the direction and disappear into the night.
The couple disappeared into the night, leaving the noobs wondering where the fuck are they, before chancing upon them and their more intimate moments before puking and leaving and puking along the way because it's weird to see your friend of 7 years in that manner.
AAR: None. He thought he failed 4 times. I'm not sure whether these are the exact 5 things where he failed in, but it's something along those lines. I'm extorting free buffet for all the noobs who participated, rich people should be sexploited after all.
Come here, wallet.
-- 12/05/2009 02:50:00 AM
